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I am David Kahn, Danny Ferry, Jerry Sloan, Pat Riley, Isaiah Thomas, Chris Bosh, Delonte West, Hedo Turkoglu, Eddy Curry, and Matt Bonner one mind 10 split personalities all in one! Do you have any questions or statements addressed for any of my personalities. I will respond to all questions.

David Kahn

Danny Ferry

Jerry Sloan

Pat Riley

Isaiah Thomas

Chris Bosh

Delonte West

Hedo Turkoglu

Eddy Curry

Matt Bonner


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Isaiah Thomas, are you indeed

Isaiah Thomas, are you indeed a homosexual?

No homo

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Isaiah Thomas: Depends who's

Isaiah Thomas: Depends who's askin.

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Btw thats a very gay thing to

Btw thats a very gay thing to say, no homo just makes it gayer.

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hey delonte did you really

hey delonte did you really bang LeBron's mom? if so why?? there are plenty of hotter moms out there

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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"hey delonte did you really

"hey delonte did you really bang LeBron's mom? if so why?? there are plenty of hotter moms out there"

Delonte West: He was lookng at me wrong in practice, that and the fact that I have no dignity at all. BTW Ray Allens mom has been very preppy as of late, any clues as to why?

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Khan

Who does Scalabrine remind you of?

Hedo; do you like boll?

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Ferry -Scouts said u'll B next Bird.R U Still laughing at Them?

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Matt Bonner..did you really

Matt Bonner..did you really cry in your hotel room after you heard Steve Novak got a second 10 day contract

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Bosh-Is it true u'll be in the Cast of Housewives of Miami?

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David Kahn

What the F are you doing to 'sota?

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DelONTE-Did u Wet your Pants when U SAW JaVale's MOM?

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^^^^

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha... well, JaVale's mom is kinda hot though..hahahaha

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Sloan-Do U Think U Can Whip Bobby Knight's A$$?

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How'd you feel going 1-18 against my Bulls?

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Eddy Curry-Are you gonna

Eddy Curry-Are you gonna finish those fries? I'm hungry too.

Who am I kidding, of course you will. Along with the rest of the stores menu.

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David Kahn: How do you still have a job? Also, if you do indeed keep it, you know Ricky Rubio is not playing for you, right? What do you plan to do about it?

Danny Ferry: Larry Hughes? Really? I know people want to blame LeBron for that one, but you could not do better than awarding Larry Hughes a fat contract?

Jerry Sloan: Did you really only quit because of clashing with your star player, or was there more to it than that?

Pat Riley: Did you get that special booklet from Back to the Future 2? Seriously Riles, how do you always keep beating the system?

Isaiah Thomas: Are you going back for your senior year at Washington? (I think you mean Isiah Thomas, the former star basketball player/horrible coach and manager, but I have nothing to really say to him)

Chris Bosh: Why does OhCanada hate you so much for making a choice that was clearly beneficial to your ability to win a Championship? Not only that, but the things you said to supposedly diss this city are incredibly minute and overblown, not to mention I totally know where you are coming from. That being said 1-18 against Chicago? Come on!

Delonte West: Are you the real reason LeBron has yet to beat the Celtics since joining the Heat?

Hedo Turkoglu: How long have you been sleep walking through basketball games? Was this condition diagnosed the day you signed with Toronto?

Eddy Curry: When are you going to hear you signed with the Heat and have decided to kick @ss and take names? Plus, why did your extortion rumor have to be so strange and embarassing? I mean, I don't think it was true, but the fact that it could be still kind of makes you think you could be a real weirdo.

Matt Bonner: Why did you leave the Raptors if all you want to do is make them a championship team? When will you realize that this will never happen as long as their are ridiculously high taxes here and the NBA is still generally full of American talent? You have to figure, when Canadian players would rather play on American teams, that you might give up some hope of turning the Raptors into a competitive franchise. At least be happy that while we still have these obstacles, we have not done worse than we have and even were a shot away from the ECF. Sorry to crush your dreams Bonner. I know you are proudly Canadian and want everything to work out for Canadian basketball, you play for the Spurs homes. You were loved in Toronto, but you know life is better South of the border if you are playing hoops.

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Khan:Who does Scalabrine

Khan:Who does Scalabrine remind you of?
David Khan:A bluecollar Dirk Nowitzki. Also a poor mans Matt Bonner.

Hedo; do you like boll?
Hedo Turkoglu:Bal

Ferry -Scouts said u'll B next Bird.R U Still laughing at Them?
Danny Ferry: Well as far as skills g they were definitely accurate. In the right system I could be as effective as Larry.

Matt Bonner..did you really cry in your hotel room after you heard Steve Novak got a second 10 day contract
Matt Bonner: There was something in my eye.

Bosh-Is it true u'll be in the Cast of Housewives of Miami?
Chris Bosh: I didnt make te first cut, they said they were looking for somone with less masculin qaulities.

What the F are you doing to 'sota?
David Khan: To tell you the truth Im sorta just winging it.

DelONTE-Did u Wet your Pants when U SAW JaVale's MOM?
Delonte West: I hope noone else saw, yes I did. I proudly wet my pants.

Sloan-Do U Think U Can Whip Bobby Knight's A$$?
Jerry SLoan: Why dont you ask Bobby that question..Of course I can. Ill whoop Bobby's ass while whooping your ass, while watching D. west give it to McGees mom.

Eddy Curry-Are you gonna finish those fries? I'm hungry too.
Eddy Curry: I ran out of fries those are my fingers...

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David Kahn: How do you still

David Kahn: How do you still have a job? Also, if you do indeed keep it, you know Ricky Rubio is not playing for you, right? What do you plan to do about it?
I dont know how I still have a job, in fact I have been sort of waiting to be fired... Rubio is going to play for us! He will be like a super athletic Steve Nash! If he doesnt we will try to sign someone like Eric Snow out of retirement, or Beasley could run the point for us.

Danny Ferry: Larry Hughes? Really? I know people want to blame LeBron for that one, but you could not do better than awarding Larry Hughes a fat contract?
That was a great signing IMO. We had a hole at Center that had to be filled.

Jerry Sloan: Did you really only quit because of clashing with your star player, or was there more to it than that?
Me a friendly character named McDunkin and Deron were playing a game of Buggers that McDunkin showed us. Well the issue began when Deron was not using Jumbo Sized Hotdogs. So we got into an arguement and I, engaged physically...I regret my actions and resigned immediatly.

Pat Riley: Did you get that special booklet from Back to the Future 2? Seriously Riles, how do you always keep beating the system?
I am the system!

Isaiah Thomas: Are you going back for your senior year at Washington? (I think you mean Isiah Thomas, the former star basketball player/horrible coach and manager, but I have nothing to really say to him)
Yah I spelled it wrong.

Chris Bosh: Why does OhCanada hate you so much for making a choice that was clearly beneficial to your ability to win a Championship? Not only that, but the things you said to supposedly diss this city are incredibly minute and overblown, not to mention I totally know where you are coming from. That being said 1-18 against Chicago? Come on!
OhCanada hates me because ofthe way I left. The constant tweets, hnts I would stay, attempted drama. If I left like Stoudemire we would be cool. He is also bored with the Raps this season. I got my nails done before that Chicago game, and Boozer hit me very hard you saw it!

Delonte West: Are you the real reason LeBron has yet to beat the Celtics since joining the Heat?
Little L knows who is daddy is. His mom comes with me to the games, and cheers for me in the crowd!

Hedo Turkoglu: How long have you been sleep walking through basketball games? Was this condition diagnosed the day you signed with Toronto?
Ball

Eddy Curry: When are you going to hear you signed with the Heat and have decided to kick @ss and take names? Plus, why did your extortion rumor have to be so strange and embarassing? I mean, I don't think it was true, but the fact that it could be still kind of makes you think you could be a real weirdo.
Pat Riley called as soon as news that I was available broke through but I was eating so I decided to call him when was done. Ive yet to finish eating...

Matt Bonner: Why did you leave the Raptors if all you want to do is make them a championship team? When will you realize that this will never happen as long as their are ridiculously high taxes here and the NBA is still generally full of American talent? You have to figure, when Canadian players would rather play on American teams, that you might give up some hope of turning the Raptors into a competitive franchise. At least be happy that while we still have these obstacles, we have not done worse than we have and even were a shot away from the ECF. Sorry to crush your dreams Bonner. I know you are proudly Canadian and want everything to work out for Canadian basketball, you play for the Spurs homes. You were loved in Toronto, but you know life is better South of the border if you are playing hoops.
Toronto could have turned me into a 1st option but they decided to go with the 7-foot, Italian, and soft version of me instead.

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David Kahn- Are you an idiot

David Kahn- Are you an idiot or just a bad GM?

Jerry Sloan- How pissed are you that you quit your job after so long of a coach only to have DWill get traded and receive some good, young talent that needs the best coaching?

Pat Riley- Stop being ridiculous. The Heat have too many holes to fill than to just sign an old, worn out point guard.

Chris Bosh- When are you going to step up and start making a better name for yourself on a team with more star power than you've ever seen?

Delonte- How big is your role going to be for the Celtics and will you take this serious enough to make your team a championship team?

Hedo- Same as above but since you're one of the better players on that roster, how can you lead that team with the experience you have now?

Curry- What next when even the Wolves, a team with bad centers and give players like Darko serious minutes, releases you?

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David Kahn- Are you an idiot

David Kahn- Are you an idiot or just a bad GM?
Whats GM stand for?

Jerry Sloan- How pissed are you that you quit your job after so long of a coach only to have DWill get traded and receive some good, young talent that needs the best coaching?
Its hard to be pissed when your sittin on money like me! SWAGGG!

Pat Riley- Stop being ridiculous. The Heat have too many holes to fill than to just sign an old, worn out point guard.
I like my pointgaurds like my women...old and worn out.

Chris Bosh- When are you going to step up and start making a better name for yourself on a team with more star power than you've ever seen?
Im the focal point of this offense, teams strategize to shut me down every night. I told yall I wanted to be the focus of a team but its hard.

Delonte- How big is your role going to be for the Celtics and will you take this serious enough to make your team a championship team?
When Ray Allens mom puts out.

Hedo- Same as above but since you're one of the better players on that roster, how can you lead that team with the experience you have now?
Ball

Curry- What next when even the Wolves, a team with bad centers and give players like Darko serious minutes, releases you?
Im planning a trip to McDonalds for starters, and the food in Italy is nice so Ill try to play in that league.

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What the F are you doing to

What the F are you doing to 'sota?
Building an elite Championship calibur team. Going for a 3'peat! One we sign John Bryant we will be good.

How'd you feel going 1-18 against my Bulls?
Felt good other then that cheap shot Booz gave me, everytime I play the Bulls I get a cheap shot, whether its from Asik, Boozer or whoever. Cant a diva get some love?

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This is probably one of the

This is probably one of the funniest posts I've seen on here. The best is about David Kahn and Delonte. Oh and Eddy Curry forgetting his fingers aren't his fries.. Oops.

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Now Mr West.....who exactly

Now Mr West.....who exactly were on your way to killing driving that motorcycle?

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Really Bonner?

"OhCanada hates me because ofthe way I left. The constant tweets, hnts I would stay, attempted drama. If I left like Stoudemire we would be cool. He is also bored with the Raps this season. I got my nails done before that Chicago game, and Boozer hit me very hard you saw it!"

Damon or Amare? Either way, how is that any better than the way Bosh left? If you are talking about Damon Stoudamire, yeah, it was awesome how he did not want to play for us so he got traded to his hometown for PG who wanted to play in Canada less than Steve Francis. Than it was better we traded this PG for a future finals MVP we gave no chance too in his rookie season, only to trade him for Keon Clark. Keon Clark might be better than James Johnson (He was an awesome shot blocker, and he was the closest thing I have ever seen to a human stick figure. His legs were literally popsicle sticks.), but not by a lot. With Amare, how was it any better at all? If anything it was comparable.

People in Toronto try to devalue him and say he left ungracefully, or pulled a bait and switch, but they all knew the consequences and likely outcome. They were all saying how awesome he was and that he loved the city, than when he left he was a quitter and a punk? The twitter thing is stupid, but he is not the only one doing it. Than they say "Oh, it is better for the team. The locker room is happier", yeah, keep telling that to yourself. Here is the biggest hint he could have given, HE DID NOT SIGN AN EXTENSION. Now, I know some people do not sign the extension when they can and maybe wait for a better deal or too see other options, but when you are getting near max money where ever you go, that is a nice signal.

Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter both pulled way bigger punk moves than Chris Bosh. Tracy made it seem like he was cool being Vince's sidekick and than hightailed it for nothing in return. Vince, on the other hand, got unhappy with the team and stopped playing hard. Albeit he was suffering injuries, but he started killing it Day 1 for the Nets. People that say Chris Bosh was a wimp or was not playing hard, well, I for one think that is garbage. No one was talking about him coming back for the rest of the season after his injury against Cleveland last year. That is, until he left, than he was a quitter. Come on! The guy was putting up 24 and 11, and I want to tell you that supposed "bad @ss" and "tough guy" Amare Stoudemire has never averaged 10 rpg. The fact is, Chris Bosh may not be a franchise player, but he did about as well as he could, and he was consistently solid.

My ultimate goal in saying all of this is to get Toronto people to FINALLY admit why they hate Chris Bosh. You can hate him because of the way he left, that is cool, though you should not hate his choice. You can not like his personality, and he has said and done some things that could be tagged as ignorant. But, people here ultimately hate him for this overwhelming reason, "He left Toronto!". I am so sick of people here thinking their is nothing better than this city. It is a wonderful city, with many great qualities, but some people, I don't know, may prefer other cities! I just find that some people in Toronto have such an elitist attitude about this city and they can not believe that someone would want to live, work or play sports somewhere else. Well, Chris Bosh in my opinion made a great choice. He is not a player who will more than likely lead a team to a championship. Their are really only a few that are, and for those a spot below them, they need a lot of talent to do so. Kevin Garnett, who Chris Bosh would have never come close to in his prime, was stuck with a team he could do next to nothing with while being the best player in the game. Colangelo had help building the Suns, but he had just signed Hedo Turkoglu to line-up with Chris and Andrea Bargnani. Put yourself in Chris Bosh's shoes Bonner! Would you be cool with this?

I know ultimately you probably love Toronto and just want your hometown to build a team you think it deserves. The problem is, not a lot of NBA players grow up and say, "I am going to be loyal to whatever team drafts me". Why should they? In most cases the draft is pure luck as far as where teams are picking. Toronto in many ways was lucky to pick Chris Bosh, they could of been #2 and picked Darko, they could have taken TJ Ford or even Pavel Poldkolzine had he entered. Chris Bosh on the other hand, played 7 strong years on the Raptors and he had a much better attitude about it than I believe many would. Even Matt Bonner only played two years of Raptors basketball before leaving for San Antonio! I know that it sucks when the best player on your team decided he wanted to go somewhere else, but it is not even close too as bad as people make it seem. I am honestly shocked that so many people hate on the way the Heat were formed. Would you rather have lopsided trades and stupid managerial errors make champions? Look at history folks, that is how it has happened often. The Scottie Pippen trade was a landslide steal for the Bulls, but it is cool because it was a trade rather than free agency? The Lakers got two first picks from trades while they still had the games best Center, but they are trades, so that is fine! The Chief and McHale came through a trade, but if they signed through free agency that would suck. Not only that, but Miami has not even won yet, but I think people maybe antici-hate. Bonner, I urge you to look at history and see that what Chris Bosh did was no worse, and maybe even better, than what other star players from the Raptors ended up doing.

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Finally.. Somebody tells it

Finally.. Somebody tells it like it is. Thank you mikeyv.

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Danny Ferry - Do you think

Danny Ferry - Do you think that karma is a &$#%#&@! now you are back with the Spurs and will probably have the best record in the regular season?

Isiah Thomas - Do you have any idea how to run a basketball team?

David Kahn - How many PG's do you need?

Delonte West - Was Mrs James a MILF?

Eddy Curry - Two big macs and a large coke please?

Jerry Sloan - Fancing coaching the Nets next season?

Pat Reilly - Michael Beasley what were you thinking or have you ever had a hair out of place?

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I meant Amare sorry. Damon

I meant Amare sorry. Damon probally left worse then anyone else. Vince left bad but he at least re-signed and gave us a chance. T-Mac was getting no playing time from us, and he wouldnt have been half the player he was at Orlando because Vince was the star in Toronto.

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Totally untrue

When Tracy McGrady left the Raptors, people were starting to say he was better than Vince. He was getting plenty of PT and in the play-offs was putting up numbers near Vince. If Vince had come into the NBA sooner, he more than likely would have done the same thing as T-Mac. I knew one of Vince's friends from his youth (he worked at Nike and was a really nice guy) and he was always talking about how Vince wanted to go to Orlando even before he was drafted. I am sure he is none to happy he was traded to Phoenix.

VC did give the Raps a chance, though so did Chris Bosh. Amare was the exact same situation as Bosh though, how was it any different other than he was in the league one year longer. He missed a year, so he technically played as long as Bosh did in one place.

But, back to T-Mac. I find that statement completely false. Tracy may not have been averaging 30 ppg, but he would have more than likely been better off playing with Vince than not playing with Grant Hill. GHill had no huge injury concerns pre-signing, and was seen as the better all-around player to Vince, so that is what happened, but T-Mac and Vince was totally on track to work. They were a great combo and it more than likely would have been T-Mac overtaking Vince as the main option, but they both were legit 25 ppg scorers more than likely had they played together. Toronto never gets a shot at Bosh, but T-Mac gets out the first round that next year.

The only reason Vince and T-Mac really had drama was him leaving. They were super close and were playing really well together. Their may have been slight ego's and drama as time went on, but their may have been the same thing with a healthy Grant Hill. G-Hill was of course more of a distributor, and may have been a better teammate than Vince, but Vince and T-Mac were cousins and were incredibly close. Lets just say, T-Mac's scoring would have taken a hit if Grant had not gotten hurt. To me, their is no proof that T-Mac would have been any lesser of a player had he stayed on the Raps. The mood at the time, 100%, was that T-Mac was unproven and we did not know whether he was worth it. Not only that, but we had no real choice as he was an unrestricted free agent. Pretty sure that Vince, as he was the first rookie class apres the lockout, was also the first one to be given the R before the FA title. T-Mac and Duncan were both free too sign with whoever. Timmy had won a title, Tracy was only 20 and had yet to be T-Mac. Toronto did not know what it was losing, and we had no real choice in the matter but to let T-Mac roll.

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Danny Ferry - Do you think

Danny Ferry - Do you think that karma is a &$#%#&@! now you are back with the Spurs and will probably have the best record in the regular season?
Yes karma is a &$#%#&@!.

Isiah Thomas - Do you have any idea how to run a basketball team?
Bribes, threats and scandals.

David Kahn - How many PG's do you need?
9

Delonte West - Was Mrs James a MILF?
She was a MILF now shes a MIF.

Eddy Curry - Two big macs and a large coke please?
I own the McDonalds I dont work there, did you see my contract. Get at me...

Jerry Sloan - Fancing coaching the Nets next season?
The Nets oranization is a joke compared to Utahs. Hell no!

Pat Reilly - Michael Beasley what were you thinking or have you ever had a hair out of place?
Mike Beasley was considered by most as the #1 prospect in that draft. My hair has been the same way since birth.

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Kahn - When will you sign

Kahn - When will you sign Kwame Brown to a big 5 yr contract ?

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