Hey Dale Worthington
Sorry thought this was AOL
pshh TLI taught me the key to internet pimpin is
Who wants to chat? My mom left for the weekend and I'm thirsty for some Mike's Hard Lemonade from an overweight pervert with a hairy neck and a bald spot.
Yeah, I'm definitely not writing him off just yet.
He's a unique fellow with a ton of swag.
I got love for the man...maybe one of these days something we'll click and I'll cop his genius.
Has listening to Lil B helped you guys with your swag?
I ask because I have strong swag but it kinda comes and goes.
I want it to be more solid, less fleeting.
Before he started listening to Lil B, Justin Bieber was just another Canadian lesbian with a stupid haircut.
Now he swags like a monkey with a lisp and a diamond belly ring.
RudeBoy I like your new style of posting "subject only"...............its edgy, we need more people like you
Hey guys!!! Didn't get the invite to the party. I brought my usual 5 pack of Zima and Chex Mix.
Just put it on the table next to the bowl of K-2 Spice.
Yes!!!!! OJJ is here.....turn up the Ace of Bass...get this party going.
Where are the ladies? I am fresh out again.
I heard Mandy Lee might stop by. The finest lass on the site, she is! Yes, sir!
While the Late Night Crew is here, I say we vote on adding another member to our entourage.
Dale Worthington? Yes or no.
I know my vote... Yea-- Yes!
Heck yeah that senior citizen discount will come in handy
I'm already in. Signed, sealed, delivered.