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girl help

wjat does it mean when a girl you don't know walks up to you and ask if you have a girlfriend straight on?

What does it mean to have a igrl constantly ask you who you like at school?

How to make a girl laugh without acting crazy?

I need help because i'm a pretty shy guy


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Man

We all talk to Leroy Jenkins about our girl problems. Dude is like a booty-guru.

It sounds like she likes you but I have no idea how to make a girl laugh without acting crazy.

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1) she likes you 2) she likes

1) she likes you

2) she likes you

3) impress her with witty comments and be mature and confident

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what he said

what he said

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grab her ass

grab her ass

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depends on the girl, having

depends on the girl, having said that I think JimmeredYaWabafet hit the nail on the head.

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easy as cake

Tell her you are a member of the nbadraft.net community. Guaranteed &$#%#&@!.

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Thought is was gonna be

Thought is was gonna be another LeroyJenkins topic...

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she most likely likes you

she most likely likes you man

and i am shy as well

but i recently found out the chick i like doesnt like me even tho she litterly eye f*cked me at times during the school yr...

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Be sure to invest in condoms

Be sure to invest in condoms

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Condoms are overrated.

I'd invest in used syringes if I was you.

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thanks

Thanks taylor, jimmeredYa

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Let Papa Tim sit you down for

Let Papa Tim sit you down for a second,

Now JMike i've slept with my fair of women during my short lived life. So i got a semi handle of these women.

The way you are talking it sounds like Highschool, but that doesnt matter. Girls are all the same. My time in Highschool and College always always fall for the cocky yet funny guy. Now it will be hard for you to pull this off if the girl already knows you are shy. But if she doesnt really know anything about you here is how you lay it down..

1. Act like everything she does or says to you have heard or done before. Ex. If she is flirting with you, dont blush or be shy about it. Throw it right back at her with a cocky smirk.

2. NEVER EVER give them what they want right away. If that girl walks up to you she wants a chase. Give it to her, resort back to 1 and put her on the side burner like you have other girls to talk to. But the trick is talking to her just enough to keep her around.

3. Throw on some R&B pandora, Listen to the way those artist talk about women. For me it was Usher and Early Trey Songz. Take on that persona and let it fly.

To put it simple Confidence is everything. Every girl you will talk to will say the guy could be average looking but if he knows how to carry himself it turns him into a 10.

Now get on out there and handle your business boy *slap on the rear*

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I'm having girl problems...

Sike!

I ain't no b^tch ass

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^^^ HOF post

^^^ HOF post

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Ok I want to add another

Ok I want to add another question to this thread.

If a girl you just recently met, suddenly talks about his ex, and talks about how awful a guy he was and how she no longer have any feelings for him. Is she hinting that she's single and available? And is interested in you? Or is this girl I'm referring to just happens to enjoy talking about his ex?

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Hmmmm

"If a girl you just recently met, suddenly talks about his ex"

"Or is this girl I'm referring to just happens to enjoy talking about his ex?"

Every girl I've met enjoys venting, and that's what this sounds like. I don't think this is definite evidence that she (he?) is interested in you. Of course, it doesn't mean the opposite either. In fact it seems to trust you, or at the very least, enjoy talking to you.

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Bro

Be yourself, and swag.

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The answer to any girl

The answer to any girl problem is as simple as one word

Roofies

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messee I know exactly what

messee I know exactly what you are talking about this happened to me too. In my case she just liked talking about her ex.

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Here is what you: Whip yo

Here is what you:

Whip yo D*ck out and lay it out the table. Sometimes you gotta put it out there. Let them make the decision

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Leroy, you have to be the

Leroy, you have to be the most amazing poster on this site. I give you a +1 no matter what you say. Only guy who can make me literally out loud consistently on this site lol.

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@Tim49461 If he's black that

@Tim49461

If he's black that would work.

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Tim49461

F*** you beat me to it!

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Put your D## on her shoulders

Put your D## on her shoulders so it can be on her mind later on..swagg..

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^^^^^^

And the "Swag of the Day" award goes to cuzzcuzz

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^This is what you waited all year for^

The HARDCORE, that's what KRS is here for.......

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actually

the girl has a friend who likes you otherwise she wouldn't be confident enough to ask questions like that. ask on Theflashion.com . they answer fan mail like this. I think you have some good feedback here though.

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try this

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@Scottoant93

^ I agree with this!
Option four has served me well in the past... Use it at your own discretion.

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Good vid

I might choose option 2, though I would not put option 4 past me. Steve Byrne is funny though, I liked his stand-up stuff.

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Option 4, no Doubt.

Option 4, no Doubt.

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LOL

Dude all the hard work is done... She approached you... Go get that Puxxy... Be confident and yourself... You should be cool...

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Keep it cool and be real with

Keep it cool and be real with her. Walk up beside her and ask her how she's doing. This leads into a conversation itself. No need for witty one-liners that 90% of the time are alot gayer than they sound in your head. Just treats her like a normal person but show her that she has your attention.

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