Forum All Star Mock Part Deux
After Aran Smith Incited an international incident with the "Forum All Star Mock"...I decided to make a mock draft consisting of draft net users....we can put users into the pool and give a brief profile...Strengths and weaknesses...potential...whether or not a certain user will bust in his nba draft career....
below is an example of My profile(subject to change after this of course)
Strengths...Creative Ideas for every team...good eye for talent...excellent beard length...
Weaknesses...Too Many Trade Ideas...knicksboy32...T'Wolves fans...John Bryant...
Potential...Ceiling...tli32 meets OJJ...Basement...tli32 meets Dnyce...
So have fun boys....put the draft pool below....who'd be the number 1 pick...who's Mr.Irrelevant...who's got the most potential...who's a bust...who can be the Next John Bryant
Your weaknesses made me LOL
strengths: determination, will never back down from an argument, unique perspective, talent/potential assessments, international game
weakness: not always the popular opinion, doesnt post as often as most, overrates home team players
relative unknown- sleeper pick
NBA Draft.net comparison-- unknown
John Bryant is everyone's weakness, and nobody's potential.
Although I was down on this guy a few days ago...I have to say the most knowledgeable user when it comes to prospect scouting has to J Hixon Iggy 9...We've bumped heads because he thinks like a scout and I think like a GM...but he's got his finger on the pulse of the players being evaluated in the draft...The 6o prospects in 30 days was a daily dose of scouting reports and I have to give credit where credit is due...guys like 8th Deadliest Sin and Joe Wolf have dropped consistent pearls of wisdom too and are also in need of some respect...
Now on a completely different note...there is a crop of users who influence the site in many ways good, bad or Ugly( Not a Dnyce reference...)...They are referred as the after hours crew...Anyone of these guys can become the top guy...The Uber User...whenever these post...people are watching...This forums cast of characters is wild and crazy and we need more of it...sure we need serious Basketball talk and all things draft...but who doesn't love "John Wall Drug Test" ..."adventures in tli's basement" and "Popcorn Story Dos"...they make the site what it is and any one posting can become a victim of this hilarious cycle..
And I'm the White Horse at the end of Halloween 2...
Strengths: .gifs,the heart of a lion
Weaknesses: .gif addiction, single mothers,beanie babys
comparison: a poor mans mikenike
More Gifs...that's your role in the NBADraftNet world
I appreciate it Scarecrow.
McDunkin compared himself to a poor mans Mikenike. I found that to be pretty funny LOL...
And in all seriousness Iggy...We Cool just don't hate on the trades....
Strengths: Literate and capable of constructing entire thoughts and ideas in paragraph form. Wealth of knowledge of the NBA. Student of the game, loves following the history of the league, including the early years. As objective and unbiased as just about anybody is capable of being on an online forum. Can eat an entire cheesecake in one sitting.
Weaknesses: Occasionaly posts drunk. Sometimes gives one word or one name responses to threads. Eats too much. Weight has balooned to 240 lbs.
Comparison: Charles Barkley
some Eddie Curry/Demarcus Cousins "Conditioning" issues...my advice is pass the cheese cake to me Bro...And Barkley was the Shizznittle Bambittle
Thanks for the shout-out Crow.
Willie Green and Jason Kapono for Chris Paul...how about that for cap relief...LOL
After Hours Insane Asylum Crew....
Left to right.....Knicksfan7....butidonthavemoney......me....and Orangejuicejones.....sorry OJJ, 'Data' was the only ethnic person in the movie....except for the hispanic cleaning lady.
Then we met McDunkin ( seen with OJJ in pic, yes he looks different now, kinda like the mom on 'My Wife and Kids'
It's safe to say, we liked him from the beginning.
More followed....people were breaking the rules..
Seen in pic...(wife beater)-mikenike, (black shirt)-the revenger, (asian guy)-OJJ again, (opened shirt hairy guy)-leroy jenkins, (goateed guy)-midwestbbscout, (guy in flannel)-llperez.
Now anyone can join.....just be an insomniac and a lunatic...and have a briefcase full of gifs, pics, and vids.
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(far left) aran smith (left) butidonthavemoney (middle) DYNCE lol (right) TLii (Far right) Scarecrow whos about to be killed by the trade gods for abusing his trade proposal powers.
Because you should know there is no "Tyler Durden"...only ScareCrow and his split personality(s)
I freaking love the Fight Club reference.. I used to make comments pertaining to it all the time but nobody ever seemed to get it..
hilarious...revenger...I'll be spared by the gods when they see my negotiation tactics below...
Thats almost as disgusting as when i saw John Bryant trying to win the world burrito eating contest.
Revenger and DanEboy those lineups were hilarious