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first paycheck

so i get my first paycheck in a couple of days. its gonna be 350 and i dont know what to spend it on. give me some ideas on what to spend it on. electronics, clothes, shoes,video games, accesories (i mean like a watch)??? i already have an xbox 360 so dont say that and while you write here is a song from wiz khalifa to inspire you:


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stop being selfish, donate

stop being selfish, donate it.

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Buy some

Buy some jokes..........................zingggggggggggg

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4 things you should/could

4 things you should/could buy

1. PS3

2. Your own hooker so we dont have to go 50/50 on one every week

3. A autographed Matt Bonner Florida jersey...and spend the other 220 on a Alex Tyus one.

4. JNixons Respect

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Young kids... Ain't even got

Young kids... Ain't even got your check yet and it's already burnin' a hole in your pocket lol.

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hmmmmmmmmmm.....

With your first paycheck you should think about buying your first hooker...

Awwwww,i remember my first paycheck! I was 28 and just landed my first job as a cashier at Big Lots here in San Bernardino California! I worked so hard,five days a week,10 hour days,even sometimes having to ride my moped clear across town after meeting with my probation officer...

I still remember the smell of that check as i cashed it at the liquor store.I walked in the store with my head held high and my chest all puffed out.I walked up to the clerk and told him "Pay me,&$#%#&@!".The clerk just nodded his head,then looked me dead in the eye after seen all those zeros on the check "Impressive" he said. I told him dont you ever look a man you dont know in the eye like that. "Im A ticking time bomb,now just give me my money before i have to do something stupid,like go the bathroom in the beer cooler".He handed me my money and i gave him the finge as i walked out

As i walked back outside with stacks of ones and fives flowing thru my fingers I noticed this sexy lil Puerto Rican that couldnt have been a day over 17.I flashed her a wad of ones and nodded her to meet over by the dumpster behind Larry Almonds Karate Korner...I drilled that lil girl so hard and i made her call me Papi for the whole town to hear...Actually she yelled it to loud cuz some nosey parent caught us while i had my clown in her and decided to call the police...All i remember was trying to run back home with my cargo shorts hanging off my ass and my Dennis Rodman Bad Boys tank top now where in sight! Yeah those were good times

So yeah go get yourself a hooker and just remember...it feels better when you dont use a comdom

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Someother things that i

Someother things that i bought with my first couple of paychecks that you might wanna consider

All you can eat Riblettes at Applebees

Vintage Tom Chambers of The Phoenix Suns Halloween Mask

A pair of those shoes that have roller skate wheels on the bottom! There great if you just commited a crime and have to get away fast

Save some of it for bail money for bailing out your mom or dad after they threatned to blow up the post office again

A Super Nintendo

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Someother things that i

Someother things that i bought with my first couple of paychecks that you might wanna consider

All you can eat Riblettes at Applebees

Vintage Tom Chambers of The Phoenix Suns Halloween Mask

A pair of those shoes that have roller skate wheels on the bottom! There great if you just commited a crime and have to get away fast

Save some of it for bail money for bailing out your mom or dad after they threatned to blow up the post office again

A Super Nintendo

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yall wild

yall wild

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why dont

u save it

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buy a new taste in music.

buy a new taste in music. D-Block.

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use the money to legally

use the money to legally change your name to mcserbian. that would officially one up mcdunkin.

or you could buy those kids fighting in your youtube video boxing classes.

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Cant you by a piece Serbia with 350 dollars...LMAO...

No seriously you can give the 350 $ to Gina, daddy needs a new pair of shoes...She'll take care me with your hard earned Money...

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or... i could buy gina

or... i could buy gina carano??? scarecow how would that make u feel...

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See's worth more than that 350 I'm afraid...

But It's a start, It's a damm good start...We're both proud of you McSerbian...We feel like your adopted parents...

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but seriously u guys havent

but seriously u guys havent helped me at all... i was actually hoping for some real answer and all i get is hookers and the biggest joke of the day- a PS3

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Dont you ever talk bad about the PS3 even GOOGLE knows the truth

xboc.jpg Xbox 360 image by Chrisbenoitii

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I'm an X Box Guy but Sony is always a good buy

The PS3 has grown on me and I'll probally buy one this Christmas or Income Tax Season...But McSerbian, if there's a girl u like you can ask her out, don't be all baller like...just a simple..."Do you wanna go watch a movie or have dinner at the Olive Garden"...U guys have Olive Garden in Serbia right???

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make it rain at da clubs boyy

make it rain at da clubs boyy

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buy some jordans

buy some jordans

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buy some jordans

buy some jordans

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ahahahahhaha scarecow i dont

ahahahahhaha scarecow i dont live in serbia lmao, im in chicago

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What happened to beating The Fegs and all that hairy bush

Chi town isn't anything like the Old Country...And I'm pretty positive they a Olive Garden...

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spend on things you need...

i would say not to spend it all though... save $50 atleast n put it in a bank.. (incase of an emergency)

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oh you want a serious answer,

oh you want a serious answer, first paycheck so you are young i assume. save as much as you can everytime and buy a car when you have enough.

best bet is to save it because when you really want something is when you will be broke.

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buy land

buy land

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LOL there is like half a

LOL there is like half a million serbs in chicago so there is alot of feg beating and hairy bushes here too

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take that $350 and try to buy

take that $350 and try to buy the Clippers...we need a new owner bad

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he might need 2 paychecks to

he might need 2 paychecks to buy the clippers, lmao.

you could use the money to bail out lazarusmunoz the next time he goes to jail. or buy a contract killer for his mother in law.

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he might need 2 paychecks to

he might need 2 paychecks to buy the clippers, lmao.

you could use the money to bail out lazarusmunoz the next time he goes to jail. or buy a contract killer for his mother in law.

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in the words of leroy... u

in the words of leroy... u guys are all jerks!

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in the words of leroy... u

in the words of leroy... u guys are all jerks!

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u should have learned from

u should have learned from leroys mistake in asking a question where u wanted real help. asking us is a joke, lmao.

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great idea

buy me a ticket to the final 4.....

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