first paycheck
With your first paycheck you should think about buying your first hooker...
Awwwww,i remember my first paycheck! I was 28 and just landed my first job as a cashier at Big Lots here in San Bernardino California! I worked so hard,five days a week,10 hour days,even sometimes having to ride my moped clear across town after meeting with my probation officer...
I still remember the smell of that check as i cashed it at the liquor store.I walked in the store with my head held high and my chest all puffed out.I walked up to the clerk and told him "Pay me,&$#%#&@!".The clerk just nodded his head,then looked me dead in the eye after seen all those zeros on the check "Impressive" he said. I told him dont you ever look a man you dont know in the eye like that. "Im A ticking time bomb,now just give me my money before i have to do something stupid,like go the bathroom in the beer cooler".He handed me my money and i gave him the finge as i walked out
As i walked back outside with stacks of ones and fives flowing thru my fingers I noticed this sexy lil Puerto Rican that couldnt have been a day over 17.I flashed her a wad of ones and nodded her to meet over by the dumpster behind Larry Almonds Karate Korner...I drilled that lil girl so hard and i made her call me Papi for the whole town to hear...Actually she yelled it to loud cuz some nosey parent caught us while i had my clown in her and decided to call the police...All i remember was trying to run back home with my cargo shorts hanging off my ass and my Dennis Rodman Bad Boys tank top now where in sight! Yeah those were good times
So yeah go get yourself a hooker and just remember...it feels better when you dont use a comdom
Someother things that i bought with my first couple of paychecks that you might wanna consider
All you can eat Riblettes at Applebees
Vintage Tom Chambers of The Phoenix Suns Halloween Mask
A pair of those shoes that have roller skate wheels on the bottom! There great if you just commited a crime and have to get away fast
Save some of it for bail money for bailing out your mom or dad after they threatned to blow up the post office again
A Super Nintendo
Someother things that i bought with my first couple of paychecks that you might wanna consider
All you can eat Riblettes at Applebees
Vintage Tom Chambers of The Phoenix Suns Halloween Mask
A pair of those shoes that have roller skate wheels on the bottom! There great if you just commited a crime and have to get away fast
Save some of it for bail money for bailing out your mom or dad after they threatned to blow up the post office again
A Super Nintendo
The PS3 has grown on me and I'll probally buy one this Christmas or Income Tax Season...But McSerbian, if there's a girl u like you can ask her out, don't be all baller like...just a simple..."Do you wanna go watch a movie or have dinner at the Olive Garden"...U guys have Olive Garden in Serbia right???
so i get my first paycheck in a couple of days. its gonna be 350 and i dont know what to spend it on. give me some ideas on what to spend it on. electronics, clothes, shoes,video games, accesories (i mean like a watch)??? i already have an xbox 360 so dont say that and while you write here is a song from wiz khalifa to inspire you: