Demarcus Cousions? Hasan Whiteside

And John Bryant is like Michael Jordan.

uhhnoo

Ryan Reid is Lebron James 2.0

Dwyane Collins (NBA's Mr. Irrelevant 2010) is the next Tim Duncan.

TYREKE=WADE
UDRIH=CHRIS PAUL
CASSPI=DURANT
LANDRY=PRIME KARL MALONE
COUSINS=PRIME SHAQ
WHITESIDE=PRIME KG
THOMPSON=CHRIS BOSH
DONTE GREENE=DANNY GRANGER
CISCO GARCIA=KOBE BRYANT

CHAMPIONSHIP BITCI-IES

You got pretty comfortable with that caps lock

Gordon Hayward is the next Larry Bird. Wait.. He will be better than Larry Bird.

Since we're making outlandish remarks,

Nate Robinson is the next Isiah Thomas

and Kwame Brown can play basketball..

Can I join!!!

Kwame Brown signs with the toronto raptors for a 10yr 1million contract turns his career around averages 30ppg and 20rb winning 8 straight titles becomes the greatest player ever comes out with a movie called Earth Jam and starts a new player trend of wearing thermals cuz he so icey on da court!!!!!!!!

keith van horn > 2010 second round

and michael jordan is gonna come back for another season with the bulls to get a chance to play with lebron james... who gets #23?

Or how bout Lebron signs back with Cleveland and they go on the road to play the knicks.........He is showered with boos....2nd round pick Andy Rautins checks in mid 1st boos get louder................Andy turns the corner baseline off a Oliver Miller screen......lebron comes for weak side help....Andy rises up and slams it on lebron......Ridiculous cheers

Eddy Curry will be in tip top shape this season

DanEboy just took it to a whole new level. Rofl.

chris duhon will lead the league in FG%

lmao, game over, no one can top what DanEboy just said

unbelievable lol.

I heard Eddy Curry had some quality time with Jillian Michaels

Not like that, though. She's definitely a man...or a lesbian. Probably both

Joe Johnson..........smiles

Good one Jnixon you deserve 2 points for not going for the obvious and saying Perkins

& Rasheed Wallace has great hair

Kendrick Perkins brother gets a contract from the Twolves

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/attachments/tbcb-inside-ropes/1232...

1.Pau will comb his beard

2.Steve Nash will block a shot

3.Gilbert Arenas will invite Shaq to his wedding

4.Kobe will buy a vacation home in Denver

5.James White will be in a 3 point contest

6.Semih Erden will win rookie of the year

John Bryant will win the Skills Competition at this year's All Star game.

Slava medvedenko is coming out with a gangsta rap album

tyson chandler is gonna play 82 games

carlos boozer is gonna sign for the mid level and say all he cares about is winning

the clippers will be contenders

gordon hayward is gonna throw a towel in jerry sloans face and tell him "dog, you trippin"

Andrew Declerq is making a comeback and will be recruiting LeBron James to come to NY!

"gordon hayward is gonna throw a towel in jerry sloans face and tell him "dog, you trippin" "

--Classic

LBJ signs with the Clips.
Ray Allen forgets how to shoot.
AI returns to form.

rasheed wallace averages a double double with technical fouls and personal fouls... oh wait that might actually happen

Rush Limbaugh & Glen Beck will win the Nobel Peace Prize for being Intelligent & Compassionate Humanitarians

Woody Paige will finally admit that he's actually Jackie MacMullen

Gold Digging Hootchie Mommas who've thought the guys they've meet guys online would make great SugarDaddies..But will find out the guys aren't in the Military they were actually born with the names Major,Captain & Sarge

Lebron James is gonna pull a Jordan and say theres no competittion in the NBA hes joining the MLB!

No!! Lebron will annouce his retirement..He's devoting all of his time to acting..So he can be the next Shaft

Ricky Rubio will come over and lead the timberwolves to the ship and be the best point guard the league has ever seen

Al Jefferson will get an assist
Robert Swift will get a tan
Kyle Korver will stop representin'
Evan Turner will be an opera singer
Troy Murphy's nose will stop growing

Lebron James will win a championship

Shawn Bradley best center of all time

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

I laughed on "LeBron James will win a championship"

carlos boozer takes less money to stay in utah!!

carlos boozer takes less money to stay in utah!!

josh howard and zach randolph will change their ways and get baptized along with latrell sprewell LMAOOOOOO

Oh I forgot one

Adam Morrison will shower

Steve Francis will get his "franchise" nickname back

Jermaine will be the first O'Neal people think of when they hear that last name

Whoa! You're getting way ahead of yourself.

Do not compare Hassan Whiteside to Kevin Garnett. You can start comparing him to a good NBA player until he plays a full NBA season and proves everyone wrong about not being ready. I don' think Whiteside will make a huge impact in his first season because he is sill very raw.

And don't get me started with hat Demarcus Cousins comparison. Him and Dwight play nothing a like. Dwight is way more athletic and explosive and Cousins is much more skilled in the post.

Charles Barkley is in great shape

jman understands whats happening in this thread

Derrick Favors is having a great summer league

LeBron says "F*** THE NBA!" and accepts the Harlem Globetrotters offer

Charles Barkley will win the Masters (golf)

The Heat sign former NBA player Jay Williams due to the lack of players on their roster

lol MagikKnick. I didn't realize what was going on at first. I gave U a thumbs up for that one.