[McDunkin]

[Verse 1]
Now Everyone knows me and my mama have beef
She sleeping with Delonte, like a kick in the teeth
Seems this whole the time, they were smiling in my face
messed up my mind Knocked me out the playoff race
swam in my pool; ate at my home,
I was a fool
Damn Delonte, I thought we was cool
I shed tears when I saw yall kissing
After the tears, game 5 I simply dissapeared
I know you aint with my daddy, but dang mama
You should be ashamed mama
Hope you know all the stress you caused, its obscene
Now I gotta go and find a new team
And who’d think it be Delonte
Heeey! He dont even start anyway, most games
Plus problems with the police, that’s right
That ginger went and tapped my mamas backside
A player from my own team, mama
You supposed to be The Kings queen, mama
Im tryna understand
In the state of Ohio you cant find another man I always was committed
I got you off of welfare mama, tell me why ya did it
There’s no way I can pay you back
But when Im gone I hope the cavs fans understand
You the one who did it

[Chorus:]

Lady…
Why you do Delonte? He crazy
Dear mama
I guess shaq just didnt want you
You shady
Why you do Delonte?

[Verse 2]
Now our series with the Celtics wasnt fair
I was on the court but my mind wasnt there
Threw passes away and I didn’t try, cause my anger
Had me feelin like my team was strangers
Skip Bayless thinks and I’m heartless, but all along
I had problems with my mama going on
Made Rondo to star
I know he aint like no scrub
But I let him drop triple dubs
They had Tony Allen Dunking Banging
Ray Allen and Paul Pierce had those 3s slanging
I ain’t guilty cause, even though I threw bricks
My own mama had me going through this bull ish
I hope he pays your rent when the rent’s due
Ill forgive you cause of all the things we went through
Cause when I needed a car, you got a hummer for me
Plus basketball camps all those summers for me
Now I could see if you were messing with my coach hey
But he so dumb he probably wouldnt give u no play
Im was working with these scrubs I was given
Anthony Parker plus Boobie Coles-Gibson
Like my road wasnt rough enough alone
You go and let Delonte Herpe Face Bone
And there’s no way I can pay you back
But when Im gone I hope the Cavs fans understand
You the one who did it

[Chorus:]
Lady…
Why you do Delonte? He crazy
Dear mama
I guess shaq just didnt want you
You shady
Why you do Delonte?

Yea man
This is dedicated to all my knicks and bulls fans who are really hoping this rumor is true
Honestly I don’t believe it
But just because Delonte West is involved you gotta believe its a possibility
I mean forreal. He crazy
Any millionaire that rides around on a motorcycle with guns in a guitar case like desperado is throwed off
You really put it past him to have an affair with his star teammates mama?
Ms james should be ashamed of herself
And she need to get checked out.
They say that’s a birthmark on delonte west’s lip but I don’t believe it.
I know Herpes when I see Herpes
Hey Lebron, what tipped you off?
Did she start wearing delonte’s jersey’s to your games or something?
Let me stop
Yall know the deal..

[Toronto16Participant]

Hot fiya,

[Toronto16Participant]

Hot fiya,

[Penny Jr.Participant]

I wish i cood download on iTunes S*** waz 2 funni

[DanEboyParticipant]

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I still dont believe the rumor until its confirmed…..But that song was crazy dude!!! guy in the song almost sounded like lebron …i hope lebron’s mom doesn’t have delonte’s kid…cause they’re both CRAZY!!!! the world doesnt need another charles manson..if they do have a kid..lebron’s brother might be a serial killer…lebron will be throwing passes ..and his brother will be the the reason a person pass

[DanEboyParticipant]

RUDEBOY….are you drunk?

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

DanEboy….why u ask if i’m Drunk? I’m not the guy that slept with Lebron’s Mom….

[sheltwon3Participant]

This is funny but I dont think it really happen though but man it is kind of funny though

[McDunkin]

“horizontal polka”

[bernardmerrillParticipant]

I don’t care if the rumors aren’t true……(But when you think about it, they probably are, because who would just make up a lie about sleeping with someone’s mama. That’s just wrong. I think Iverson’s mom would be the trailblazer if that was the case)…..that song was hilarious.

[StF616Participant]

Ima bout to make this my ring tone, lol

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That song was mythical. I definitely have to download that video and convert it into an MP3.

[JNixonParticipant]

hahahahahaha

[knicksfan7Participant]

Great song, absolutely hilarious.

[Toronto16Participant]

Has Lebron addressed this?

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