Darko Milicic

Thats the greatest news ever.

Cuba Gooding JR could have a short cameo as Carmelo crying in the shadowed background as Darko gets drafted ahead of him

I got him Cuba signed to do just that. But that is not til the 3rd part of the trilogy.

The 3rd part is titled "Do you belive in miracles?:The story of Darko and the 2004 Pistons

Eddie Murphy will play the role as Darko because Ice Cube had to drop out after spraining his ankle during a stunt

Just cast Eminem and put him in some hightops. Then you can advertise it as the Serbian 8 Mile. People might even start calling him D-Rabbit in Minnesota

Eminem hasnt returned my calls. Believe it or not, but he is not a Darko fan. I did some research and it turns out that they got in a battle last year and Darko owned him with his song "Why you so obsessed with me".

I'm just not sure there is any actor who can capture the excellence that is Darko. Have you considered having him play himself?

I have tried, but he is much to busy winning nba championships

Well, I don't want to seem pushy, but people do say I kinda look like Darko...and I am a great actor.

Dude dont be modest. I have seen you and your acting and there is a striking resemblence to Darko and you are a FANTASTIC actor!

Would love to have you, but we are on a budget. What you willing to work for?

What am I willing to work for? The honor of playing Darko in a hit film would be its own reward. I almost feel like I should be paying you for this opportunity.

Actually when i think about it, you probaly should be paying me. This is a great oppurtunity for you.

Can we fly you out to serbia soon to go over the script?

I will make a few cameo apperances

One is when i trash talk darko for being a pretty boy and he does a poster dunk over me

Then i will make another appearence as Fritz.

We all know Fritz as the guy who hid and Darko's closet while he made love to the each member of the pistons's cheerleading sqaud.

Best sex tape ever

I cant wait to get the bootleg copy.

I smell a cartoon and action figure deal

Maybe the toys hair can change colors...the angrier Darko is with his career situation...the darker his hair gets

Larry Brown could be the main villian in the cartoon

I heard a rumor that Darko asked to be paid in coins...So he has to carry around 20 pillow cases filled with unrolled nickels,dimes and quarters..Rumor has it if he ever gets Direct Deposit he'll become a Hall of Famer...

Yeah hasbro is making action figures right now. They should be on shelves by the movie's release day.

And cartoon network has bought the right for a cartoon series.

@Mcdunkin: Haha yes great idea. For the 3rd movie Larry Brown is the evil enemy

This film is going to make me a star. Playing Darko will be an indescribable honor. I'd also like to add that when Nbafanflguy posted Darko's stats for tonight, he forgot to mention that he racked up 1 assist. Just when you think Darko can't get any better, he takes it to the next level.

That is correct father. He did have 1 ast. I purposley left that out hoping someone would step up and find out the correct stats. Congrats you passes my test. You are truly a Darko fanatic

Darko stuffing the stat sheet with 2 point, 1 rebound, 1 assist and 2 blocks in the first half! Look for everyone's favorite Twolf to come up huge in the second half.

He is trying to take it easy on the stat sheet....for now

I heard they are re-making the movie Bloodsport with Darko playing Jean Claude Van Damme's part, and John Bryant is playing his biker friend.

He's having a huge second half already, he's up to 4 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steal, leading a huge Minnesota comeback.

He is shooting 100% to. Why dont we just give the wolves the championship, Darko the MVP, and MIP and just end the season now

He even has 4 fouls. What cant Darko do?

If Darko played more hed average a triple double, with turnovers, fouls, and missed shots.

If Darko played more 2012 would come early...we just arent ready

Darko Milicic doesnt take steroids.

Steroids take him.

Now he has 7 points on 3-3 shooting.

Darko managed to drill a clutch free-throw to get his gaudy points total to 7. If like Mr. 1934 you doubt that Darko is the greatest ever and could destroy Shaq and Hakeem 2 on 1, look no further than this picture of Darko exploding over Yao on his way to a dominating performance...

Curses! It won't work! Well, I assure you guys that it did indeed happen. The nbadraft.net computer program probably just isn't complex enough to handle the sheer greatness that is Darko Milicic.

Lebron needed 2 other superstars so he could get a championship, Darko did it as a rookie all by himself.

ESPN offered Darko a 1 hour special for what team he was playing for, Darko insisted he get a 5 episode miniseries.

Lebron=Sam Bowie

Darko=MJ

mxhart532, that is pretty much spot on analysis. The only thing is, MJ was a great player, but I'm not sure he had the all around dominance that Darko brings to the table.

Your right, Darko is a global icon and pretty much made it popular for GMs to draft foreign players without having to risk a bust like Dirk Nowitzki.

Darko's final stat line against Rockets:

7 Points

3 Boards

2 Ast

3 Blocks

1 Steal

Thats a very impressive quintuple single right there. Darko's 6th of the year

I'd also like to add, that even though for some reason I can't post them here, there are some excellent action shots of Darko dominating the Rockets that can be found with the ESPN boxscore here...

http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/photos?gameId=301107010

I urge all members of the fan club to pay particular attention to numbers 2 and 5.

So Darko and Yao decided to do the waltz?

Future Dancing with the stars champions there!

@YourMyFather No doubts Darko is a basketball demi-god who will destroy any opposition who stands in his way in whatever waves and numbers they come at him at....But I am not going as far to say that he will usurp the one and only person who Darko himselfs answers too.... http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosht78Wxu1qzbwkjo1_1280.... They call him the Dream cuz he will get you in your sleep. Darko does hit dirty work. And boy is he filthy. BTW I heard you beat Dolph Lundgren out for the role of Darko....

Great news everyone! I was just outside going through Darko's garbage and found some dirty diapers. After some research, my suspicion is confirmed. Darko has a little boy!! This comfirms the prophecy that was foretold years before. The Son of Darko will be born and go on to become the greatest athlete that ever lived!

With the new CBA, it is possible that the age limit will be changed. If I had the first pick in 2012, I would strongly consider taking Darko's son.

In regards to the Darko fan club, with respect to our founding member Nbanflguy, I would like to make this proclamation:

We are absolutely thrilled to see that so many people are so enthusiastic about Darko Milicic and we are equally as thrilled to see our skyrocketing membership. However, we must insist that you take Darko seriously, and do not attempt to make him a subject of satirical ridicule like what has happened to John Bryant. If you in any way treat Darko with anything less than the utmost respect you will be immediately dismissed from the club. Not only will you feel the wrath of the remaining members, but you will also suffer at the hands of Darko himself, for he is not to be taken lightly.

i am appealing to the supreme court to let him play right now. That is just appaling that someone as great as Darko's son cant play in the NBA simply because he is 15 months old. Age is just a number. Let him play! Let him play!

Yeah their making a movie about his son already.

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In order to get a proper feel for our membership please copy this list and sign your name at the bottom

So Far Official Members include:

President: Nbanflguy

VP: Im you father

How may i get in the club?

Do i need to pass a drug test or anything?

Mr. 1934, there was a time, when Darko was 3 months old, when he was possibly The Dream's equal. Since that time however, he has surpassed Hakeem. However, the two are still very friendly, and Olajuwon holds Darko in the highest esteem.

What a baller.

Hell yeah!! Thats the human victory cigar for you!

First half against the lakers

12 points

11 rebounds

6 Blocks

Could be going for a triple double

Vintage Darko.

This is the theme song for my new Darko Movie:

Darko, the NBA Player
had a very shiny game.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other players
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Darko
join in any ball games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rambis came to say:
"Darko with your game so bright,
won't you guide my team tonight?"

Then all the players loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Darko the NBA player,
you'll go down in history!

The way he's playing, I think they'll have to take LeBron's Rookie of the Year trophy and give it to Darko if they haven't already.