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BREAKING NEWS MCDUNKIN HAS OVER 10,000 POINTS

Congrats McDunkin everyone at NBAdraft.net is proud of you, except DanEboy.


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hop off

hop off

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I could've sworn people don't

I could've sworn people don't "value" points.

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McDunkin has 9 alternative

McDunkin has 9 alternative accounts and he spends his days and nights thumbing himself up.

I only have 5.....got me some morals.

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Thank you BASED God! Jack My Swag Cyclo'd Gordon Haywards sister

Dear Forum members,

I am extremely honored to have reached this level of points and to accept the responsibilities that your thumbs up have entitled me to. I am boundlessly grateful to the votes of the members who thus empowered me to make the daily life of a NBADraft.net forum user better, and I can hardly hide my tears of joy. I guess I'll have to wait at least until the end of the inauguration ceremony.

I love you all, especially DanEboy

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10,000 points!

Nah, just kidding McDunkin. You're the ultimate mix of copying articles so we don't have to google them, posting gifs/pictures/videos, and stabilizing the tension when forums get heated between users. You deserve those points (maybe not the Lil B ones though)

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Edit.

Edit.

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McDunkin, will u haz my

McDunkin, will u haz my babies?

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Well

I would have 10,000 points too, but I donated a great deal to help the victims of the Japanese earthquake and the Great Point Scandal of 2010. I also used my points to write a book that would help everybody. McDesperate has actually applied for point welfare, taking advantage of Mollom's system, and was infamously caught at a Mexican airport attempting to smuggle roughly 3,500 counterfeit points in his rectum.

DanEboy and I -- both highly-respected members of the NBADraft.net Senate -- have been discussing a new law, that would require all users with more than 10,000 points to take on more responsibility by dancing naked on the front page for 22 hours a day, in the hopes they would attract more female users and eventually double the total traffic on the site. We already have the support of one very important moderator on the site, who has been pitching similar ideas to Aran repeatedly over the last few years.

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I am not a highly respected

I am not a highly respected member of anything. I was just there when the sh.it went down and decided to stick around.

Although the Burger King crowns we wear at the lodge are pretty cool.

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Is having McDunkin dance

Is having McDunkin dance naked on the front page for 22 hours really gonna attract more female users?

I have my doubts.

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No, but his British accent

No, but his British accent will attract them.

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Such a Howdeedodat!

"Is having McDunkin dance naked on the front page for 22 hours really gonna attract more female users?

I have my doubts."

This is exactly why you aren't on the Senate and we haven't given you the location of the rest stop where we conduct all our meetings.

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Maybe we just get a phone

Maybe we just get a phone line and create a business where McDunkin can take phone sex calls from fat chicks, while at the same time, serving as a pizza delivery shop.

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Sorry NoMoney...I don't want

Sorry NoMoney...I don't want to be apart of your senate regardless. Politicians are all corrupt and if you aint corrupt when you go in, your corrupt by the time you go out.

Judging by your photo, Im gonna say you became corrupt by about the time you got that first patch of peach fuzz across your upper lip.

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Excellent Idea Mr. Dymes

I'll direct the commercial.

Fade In

Location: Poolside

McJelly doing stretches in front of his mother and her friends. He pulls up his speedo, looks over his left shoulder into the camera and says...

McBabyOil - "My bun needs an oven."

Then he flips his hair over and giggles playfully.

He completely turns around and removes the floaties on his arm. Then it gets kinky.

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I can hear Rosie O'Donnell's

I can hear Rosie O'Donnell's hoochie flowing like a river already.

Apocolypse?

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Congrats, McDiaper. Barbecue

Congrats, McDiaper. Barbecue and Buggers at my house tomorrow!

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Taking that 4 diff ways

Taking that 4 diff ways OJ...

Barbecue and Boogers?

Barbecue and Burgers?

Barbecue and Brueggers?

Barbecue and Sex?

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Unfamiliar with buggers...

This is exactly why you've never been invited to play.

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M-Dymes

Let me explain. Fast forward to the 3-minute mark.

Sorry, McKetchup. Aran told me he'd give me a 6-month supply of Maruchan if I posted the video.

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Sorry OJJ...we just have

Sorry OJJ...we just have different termanology i guess.

Where I'm from we just call it "tuckin me in". Im presently residing far to close to West Virginia.

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Mcdunkin I have no idea who

Mcdunkin I have no idea who your team Is, but for helping lead me to being saved by based god, I thank you and congratulate you

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Bugger is a slang word used

Bugger is a slang word used in the vernacular British English, Irish English, Australian English, Canadian English, New Zealand English, South African English, Indian English, and occasionally also in Malaysian English, and rarely American English. It is derived from Anglo-Norman bougre, which has also given the term buggery, a term originally used to describe either anal intercourse by a man with a man or woman,[1] or sexual intercourse by either a man or a woman with an animal.[2] Today, the term is a general-purpose expletive, used to imply dissatisfaction, or used to describe someone or something whose behaviour is in some way displeasing, though in general Canadian, Australian, and New Zealand English the expletive force has largely disappeared; the word there now has a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality.

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How do we know if Mc Dunkin

How do we know if Mc Dunkin is Black? For all we know, he might not even be human.

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Friends

I was friends with him on Facebook.

Nearly positive he's black.

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ohh that video ^






DanEBoy's video, making hundreds of random people laugh worldwide

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Because Jesus and Samuel L

Because Jesus and Samuel L Jackson was/is a black man.

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And through my

And through my pain...everyone gets points

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And through my

And through my pain...everyone gets points McDunkin 6:13

Just like the bible predicted.

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Is this the next

Is this the next Eleventy-Thousand Page Topic?!

I wanna be on it early this time (:

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Or maybe I'll just make you disappear for a few months again...

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There's no reason to send him

There's no reason to send him back to tli's basement. Didn't you say that was a computer glitch?

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I was eaten by John Bryant -

I was eaten by John Bryant - Please Dont Send Me Back

Anyway - Anyone Up For A Game Of Buggerz?

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No

He's been on my Revenge List since denouncing the Almighty Hypnotoad. I tied him up, covered him in a BoyScout scent and threw him in John Bryant's lair. He was only able to survive because John swallowed him whole. He befriended DNYCE and cyclo who were also still alive in Bryant's gut, and they all became very intimate with each other four months in when John finally excreted them into Mexico's water supply.

Then they had a Homeward Bound type of journey as they made their way back into the country and eventually onto the site again.

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I just wanted to post on this

I just wanted to post on this with a lol.

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McDunkin taught me sexism is

McDunkin taught me sexism is a cornerstone in our community...and for that my fath....I mean friend I thank you

funny sexism Pictures, Images and Photos

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I don't mean to take credit

I don't mean to take credit for this thread, but if it wasn't for my realization of McDunkin's milestone a thread never would have been made nor would these hilarious posts have materialized. In essence, I am just asking for one thing, POINTS!!!!! I know it's not nice to ask, but like a player overperforming on an expiring contract is what I am right now in terms of a draft.net user. I love everyone.

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Here at NBADraft.Net, we work

Here at NBADraft.Net, we work differently..

Asking for positive points, gives you negatives

Asking for negative points, gives you positives

Asking for negative points in an attempt of reverse phsycology, you get negative points

:)

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I know that Magikknick gosh.

I know that Magikknick gosh. Also, Charles Jenkins will go higher than you have him, don't be shocked if he goes round 1.

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Aww dang it wizkid i always

Aww dang it wizkid i always knew you would grow up to be my little point soldier

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McDonut

Congrats McDonut! Share your blessings man... DNYCE needs some of your points...lol

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All of our points combined,

All of our points combined, couldnt help DNYCE

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McDisney

McDisney, what's the hold up?

Don't make me come over there...

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DNYCE needs to start playing

DNYCE needs to start playing wiki's version buggers with McDunkin. Maybe McDunkin's seed would have a spiderman type effect on him.

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McDunkin

you'll be recieving my gift within 4-12 business days



In the meanwhile, heres a little sampler of what you can expect. You roll with me, I take care of y'all (Charlie Sheen style!)

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congratulations! btw heres a sneek peek at his front page dance

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A young Dirk. And a young Mc

A young Dirk.

And a young Mc Dunkin.

A tribute to you, and your 20 accounts.

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First of all i have 43 accounts

2nd of all this is a young mcdunkin

DAd

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sooooo...your white

sooooo...your white

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and wait people neged you

and wait people neged you below 10k thats bs

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