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  • #28231
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    The recent “discovery” of bismack biyombo makes me want to praise him and all his glory with facts about him….

    1. There once was a street named biyombo but it was changed because nobody crosses biyombo and lives
    2. Fear of spiders? Aracnaphobia . Fear of tight spaces? Claustrophobia. Fear of biyombo in the paint? Logic
    3. Biyombo once played one on one with superman and the loser had to wear his underwear over his pants forever
    4. Biyombo can clap with his eyelids

    Now it’s your turn

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  • #524295
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     People fear 2012 but 2012 fears Bismack Biyombo.

    Bismack Biyombo keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.

    Bismack Biyombo can divide by zero.

    Bismack Biyombo does not fart, nothing escapes Bismack Biyombo.

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  • #524296
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    The world’s most interesting man is interested in bismack biyombo

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  • #524297
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    paradigmn
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     BISMACK BIYOMBO shot JFK!!!

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  • #524298
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    There are no mysteries in the Universe, only things Bismack Biyombo hasn’t shared with the rest of us.

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  • #524299
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Is immune to the poison of the Black Mamba. However, their is no immunity to Biyombo.

    Anthony Davis’ eyes were side wide playing against Biyombo, it seemed like he had two eyebrows.

    If you do Mambo with Bismack Biyombo, it is like an elbow combo from Dikembe Mutombo.

    His grandson had a 4’6 wingspan when he was born last winter.

     

     

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  • #524301
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    paradigmn
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     This just in….suposively JAMES NAISMITH actually stole the idea of  inventing the game of basketball from BISMACK MIYOMBO!!!

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  • #524310
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    mikeyvthedon
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    And was told that he has not yet gone through puberty, and is probably 11 or 12 years old! 

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  • #524311
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    paradigmn
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     BIYMBO sh*ts GOLD nuggets!!!!

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  • #524312
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    paradigmn
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     BIYMBO sh*ts GOLD nuggets!!!!

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  • #524316
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    ProudGrandpa
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    Is one of only two people who knows how to do "Hood Rat Stuff" with his friends.

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  • #524317
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Is "Bi-Winning" but he also "Bi-smack".

    Once Biyo has been in your car, you will never smell the same again until you flat out get rid of it.

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEhqiCD27E)

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  • #524329
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    Bismack Biyombo will always test positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It’s because steroids are made from Bismack Biyombo.

    Paul Pierce was once stabbed 11 times in the face neck and back, was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery to save his life. He left the hospital within a week and ended up starting all 82 games that season. Biyombo still can’t believe that pus$y went to the hospital.

    Bismack Biyombo’s only weakness is his outside shooting. Fortunately all NBA games are played indoors.

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  • #524349
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    Bad Dog
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     Bismack Miyombo was once bitten  by a vampire but he didn’t turn into one, the vampire turned into Serge Ibaka

    Most people fear death, but death fears Bismack Biyombo

     

     

     

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  • #524358
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    Zeke33
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    Bismack Biyombo once raced Bobby Phills and won..

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  • #524359
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    omphalos
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    The Big Bang really happened when Bismack Biyombo blocked God’s layup against the back-board.

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  • #524360
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    paint intruder
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    When Chuck Norris invented his round house kick, he was inspirated by Biyombo’s spin move.

    Bismack Biyombo can order AND GET a delicious Big Mac at White Castle’s.

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  • #524374
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    OhCanada-
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     Jonathan Givony, Chad Ford, and David Thorpe are actaully on the payroll of Bismack Biyambo’s father.

    Bismacks mother is a superintelligent extraterristrial with a 9-foot wingspan standing 6-feet tall.

    Bismack Biyambo and Captain Crunch are the same person.

    Bismack Biyambo owns a lion named "Mustafa" that has been turned into a house pet, and is the family vehicle.

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  • #524379
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    LazarusMunoz
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    lol OMG this is one of the funniest threads ive seen on a web board in ages!  This dude better end up being a really good player or The Interent is gonna shit on him every chance they get

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  • #524380
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    McDunkin

    Helen Kellers favorite color is Bismack Biyombo

    If you can see Bismack Biyombo….he can see you, but  If you cant see Bismack Biyombo you may be only seconds away from getting blocked

    Bismack Biyombo doesnt shower….he bathes in the fear of slashers

    Since 1980… the year Bismack Biyombo was born…low post defense related deaths have increased 1,000 percent

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  • #524385
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    OhCanada-
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    This is the most honest and fact providing Bismack Biyambo thread ever created.

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  • #524389
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    Biyombo didn’t give his energy to Goku because it would’ve destroyed the universe that’s why the spirit bomb didn’t kill freiza.

    Biyombo once blocked a dunk contest dunk

    Biyombo went to sleep in a cave, when they came to him in the morning he had vanished

    Biyombo took a dump……that dump became Michael Jordan

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  • #524391
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    McDunkin

    i agree Matthew this is a great thread

    …did you know Bismack is the only person Lil B says thank you to?

    He is also the only one to successfully jack Jenna Roses swag…and looked better in her jeans while doing it

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  • #524397
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    I, son of dunkin, heir to the Mc name, hereby declare this thread a classic. Naysayers may matriculate to another URL

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  • #524403
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    McDunkin

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  • #524414
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    Hitster
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    Bismack Biyombo will go down as Dave Kahn’s greatest ever signing apart of course from Darko!

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  • #524417
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    R-Dot-13
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    Waldo is hiding from from Bismack Biyombo in the paint

    Blake Griffin dunked over a car, Bismack Biyombo can dunk over a truck

    MC hammer can’t touch Bismack Biyombo

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  • #524438
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    OhCanada-
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    Kim Kardashian tried to get with Bismack Biyambo, so he had to Bichsmack A Bimbo for even trying to play a pimp for his money.

    No man can kill Bismack Biyambo but himself, because he is not a man he is an Avatar.

    Killing Bismack Biyambo would cure all diseases, bring world peace, and stop world hunger, but pimps dont commit suicide.

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  • #524444
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    aamir543
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    Bismarck Biyombo does not fear fear for fear fears Bismarck Biyomo.

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  • #524445
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    After Corey Haim died of a drug overdose, Bismack Biyombo was #1 on the list to replace him on the hit reality show The Two Coreys.

    Biyombo respectively declined because he was too busy developing a cure for AIDS.

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  • #524463
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    Biyombo didn’t come out until now because back in the 80’s, when he was about 20 years old, he would’ve made all the great post players look like school girls.

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  • #524465
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    God didnt rest because it was the 7th day…god rested becuase it was Bismack Biyombo’s birthday

    Jacob Tucker didnt learn how to dunk because he majored in exercise… he learned how to dunk because he had Bismack Biyombo as his personal trainer

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  • #524472
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    The Nazis named their battleship the Bismarck in 1939 at least 50 years before Bismack Biyombo was born in honour of the only blackman apart rom Jessie Owens who the Aryan race looked inferior against.

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  • #524477
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    Anthony Davis’ eyes were side wide playing against Biyombo, it seemed like he had two eyebrows.

    If you do Mambo with Bismack Biyombo, it is like an elbow combo from Dikembe Mutombo.

    His grandson had a 4’6 wingspan when he was born last winter.

    Bismack Biyombo will always test positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It’s because steroids are made from Bismack Biyombo.

    Paul Pierce was once stabbed 11 times in the face neck and back, was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery to save his life. He left the hospital within a week and ended up starting all 82 games that season. Biyombo still can’t believe that pus$y went to the hospital.

    Bismack Biyombo’s only weakness is his outside shooting. Fortunately all NBA games are played indoors.

    Bismack Miyombo was once bitten by a vampire but he didn’t turn into one, the vampire turned into Serge Ibaka

     

    funny as hell 😀

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  • #524486
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    Whats up with this guy? He’s been quite popular recently. There’s like 5 threads about him each day.

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  • #524487
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    TRC1991
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    You know the song "you’re beautiful" by james blunt?

     

    he didn’t dedicate that to just anyone

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  • #524489
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    ghrghr
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    Funny thread

     Biyombo’s wingspan is so long that his left hand has only seen his right hand in pictures.

     

     

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  • #524520
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    Bismack Biyombo doesnt speak, he scares people into speaking for him.

    God created the world, Bismack Biyombo created god

    Bismack Biyombo could even beat John Bryant in 1 on 1.

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  • #524521
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    R-Dot-13
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    Bismack Biyombo is Jesus’s father

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  • #524633
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    cstyle96
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    ALL YOU GUYS IS DUMN ASS HELL LOL

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  • #1079093
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    OhCanada-
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     Must read. Possibly my favourite thread.

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  • #1079200
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    OhCanada-
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     Must read. Possibly my favourite thread.

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