You're in your school parking lot and the girl who used to be your step-sister before your dad divorced your step-mom cuts you off. True story.
The awkward moment when when Proudgrandma calls Dale Worthingtons name out during Proudgrandpas Viagra night.
That awkward moment when a group of friends start debating whether Battlefield 3 is better than MW3 and you can't join in becuase you don't even have any game consoles.
That awkward moment when you blast music but turn it down everytime someone walks by.
That awkward moment when you catch yourself laughing in your sleep.
That awkward moment when you're in a group interview and the interviewer is asking everyone the same question, which gives you time to prepare to answer it, but when she finally gets to you, she changes the question.
That awkward moment when you bump into a trash can and say "sorry".
That awkward moment when you're the only one in the room laughing at a joke that went over everyone else's head.
That awkward moment when you don't the pledge of aligence in school because your mom told you not to.
That awkward moment when you're reading Ghostface Killah's blog in class, and you have to put your head down to stop yourself from laughing.
That awkward moment when you're working on your game, and someone comes over and starts shooting around, thus messing up your workout with their bricks and airballs. I know it's rude to hog a court, but still....
That awkward moment when you tell your friend that his dream girl has a boyfriend.
That awkward moment when that same friend tells you that the only reason he started drinking was to impress her.
That awkward moment when you hear someone in the parking lot blasting "La Raza" by Kid Frost.
That awkward moment when you're trying to tell your potential roommate that you smoke pot, but he makes it easy by telling you that he smokes pot.
That awkward moment when your high and you start having conversations in your head with yourself that you are so high. And then you start saying you're not high, but the only reason you are having these conversations in your head is because you are high to start off. Then that in itself is an awkward moment when you realize that all this is true.
That awkward moment when Detroit realised they had made the wrong choice with Darko.
That Awkward Moment When you realize that every time a moderately attractive girl shows interest in being your friend, you develop a crush on her within a few days.
That awkward moment when you become more comfortable around said^ girl and you start being obnoxious and she stops acting like your friend and you get left hangin' out to dry.
That awkward moment when the teacher lets the student teacher teach class and sits in the back of the room and watches.
that awkward moment when Kramer and Jerry both take off their shirts and Jerry has a hairier chest than Kramer.
That awkward moment when Aamir543
That awkward moment when you're walking down a hallway and you have a Harry-and-Cho-in-the-doorway-at-the-top-of-the-owlery moment (both people go one way, then the other, then one then the other).
Tht awkward moment when someone tries tap yo genitals, but they hit your groin and then they go in for a second try.
That awkward moment when people tell you that you have an incredibly monotonous voice, like Ben Stein.
That awkward moment when you celebrate after getting an A+ on your math test, but then when you go for the fist pump, your teacher's face gets in the way.
That awkward moment when there is a bee around you, and you swat at it ferociously, only to see a bunch of people laughing cause they don't know what you are doing.
That awkward moment when someone brings up the moment being an awkward moment.
That awkward moment when you are going to class, but your teacherr is talking to some other people in the door way, blocking the entrace, and you think they'll move out of the way as you approach, but they don't, and if you shove, than your teacher will yell at you, so you wait outside of the door, only to see a group of kids bull rush their way through the door, and the teacher doesn't say a word.
So I work as a bagger at a grocery store and we have to take out people's groceries when they have a lot of bags or are old. So...
That Awkward moment when a Salvation Army guy is standing by the door and I have to walk by him over and over and I avoid eye contact with him because I don't know if I should acknowledge him every time or not.
That awkward moment when some guy gets parsley, sage, and rosemary, but no thyme. #Simon and Garfunkel humor.
When some guy asks the new girl if we carry condoms and she's like, "uhhh, lemme check." And she asks me what a condom is, and I have to explain it and tell her, no, we do not carry condoms in our store. (Ok, didn't actually happen, but one of these days)
When you're like, "how are you today..." and you can't figure out whether it's a "sir" or a "ma'am" and so your sentence just kind of trails off.
When you some guy forcibly scans his own alcohol because you're not old enough to do it and he doesn't want to wait for the manager to come over.
That awkward feeling 50 Cent felt when "Graduation" sold more than "Curtis" back in '07.
That awkward moment when you're walking behind someone and you keep stepping on the back of their shoes.
That awkward moment when you are singing happy birthday but you don’t know the name of the person so you just mumble at the name part.
That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there’s chips inside.
That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on.
That awkward moment when Lebron bumped Coach Spo.
That awkward moment when Paul McCartney saw MJ after he bought the Beatles' music rights.
That awkward moment when Tim Tebows 4th quarter prayers go unanswered
you guys want akward...?
the akward moment when your at the hospital for food poisioning and your bout to leave but a blonde nurse walks in to give u a shot thru ur butt
That awkward moment when you realize that this thread starts on page 5 and ends at page 1
The awkward moment when years from now nobody will know what in the world Scottoant93 is talking about
The awkward moment when butidonthaveenoughmoney thinks ChrisP and I are the same user just because we have the same first name and last initial.
The awkward moment when you learn from your nephew that Harry Potter is a book/movie, not a pottery/ceramics store.
McBased: The awkward moment when years from now nobody will know what in the world Scottoant93 is talking about
I lol at this one.
And Dale, you gotta keep up with the kids' pop culture. I got the 8 disc box set for Christmas.
That akward moment when there are guests in the living room, so you can't watch teh Thunder-Mavs game, so you have to watch the game online, and your room is next door to the living room, so when Durant drills the game winner, you go "OHHH, OHHHHHHHHH!, No he didn't!" And everyone in the living room is like what hell is he doing.
When your 55 year old female assistant principal friends you on Facebook.
That awkward moment when you tebow and your prayers arent answered
The awkward moment when McDunkin already did that one
The awkward moment when i know that im not funny anymore.
The awkward moment when the Late Night Crew as old of news as the NWO
Jeeze Louise, that was embarrassing.
That is one unhappy mom. I thought he was an LSU lock, seeing that he is a Louisiana kid and all. Apparently, his mom thought the same thing......
That awkward moment when McBased finally admits he isn't funny.
The awkward moment when people tell McBased he isn't funny.
The awkward moment when McBased storms out of the room because people said he isn't funny even though he said it himself.
So my friend texts me, "You going to the [High School Basketball] game tonight?"
I say, "No" and, thinking that he needs a ride, I say, "You need to get a car"
He says, "I have one but its hard for me to drive in it because my dad died in the front seat"
Turns out he wasn't asking for a ride...
It's difficult for him to drive because his dad died in the front seat?
WTF WTF WTF?
I don't get it...
Landon Collins' mom = GOT DAYUM
Doesn't look a day over 30.
I'm not saying he was being irrational, I'm just saying it was REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD.
That awkward moment when you are in the library at the start of the school day and its just you and the three librarians, and you're right next tot the desk and when the announcement for the Ledge of Allegiance comes on, you feel like they are standing there watching you.
When you are bragging to your friends (in Indiana) about how you predicted that Seton Hall would have a good year and none of your frineds care about sports or know who Seton Hall is.
When you are having a conversation about the Quiz Bowl team (of which you are captain) with the girl you, you know, kinda, sorta like while walking down the hallway.
When you're Ultimate Frisbee team from church gets beat 15-1 by a bunch of guys you go to school with.
When an awkward moment occurs, AND YOU IMMEDIATELY THINK, "HEY, IM GONNA POST THAT ON NBADRAFT.NET"
The akward moment when you add your old science teacher on facebook and you forget about it, only to post hip hop songs from youtube including "wet the bed" by ludacris & chris brown, only to get a comment by said teacher saying that is just wrong. haha
that akward moment when you want to post on "that akward moment when...." but aren't sure it is going to be good enough so you nervously put lol or haha on the end of the comment. LOL
That akward moment when someone is talking to you about something you know nothing about and he ask's what you think and you just smile and say idk lol
That akward moment when your a kid chasing the ice cream truck and you yell ho and he doesn't stop because he knows you have no money lol
That awkward moment when you call your teacher mom...especially when he doubles as the wrestling coach.
When you're with your friends and one kid, who is more of an acquaintance of everyone else's than a friend, is criticizing some one elso who isn't there and everyone else in the group really likes the person being criticized more than that guy.
When you're in fourth grade in a special "smart kids" program called Extended Learning, and you are reading a passage about the Wild West and you pronounce "saloon" like "salon" and your teacher laughs at you.
The Packers hand off to John Kuhn and, while the fans are yelling, "Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn", he fumbles it and it stops abruptly.
that awkward moment when your texting your gf and you spell "abby" instead of "baby" and she thinks your cheating on her
that awkward moment when people have the same awkward moments as you do
the awkward moment when your a waiter, and you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and don't realize that the customers can hear you.
the awkward moment when a gps tells a gay person to go straight
that awkward moment when you go back to school from summer break and forget someone's name
that awkward moment when a girl catches you staring at her butt and screams she'll call the police if you don't get out of her closet.
that awkward moment when you realize you can speak better english then most us citizens haha
That awkward moment when a parent is giving their daughter "the talk" and she keeps correcting them.
That 1st one is funny, Scott. Definitely something you'd see in a teen romance movie.
What about when I got sent to the assistant principal's office when I was a kid and I heard the lady taking a monstrous dump in the lavatory and massive farts squirting out...
Still disturbed to this day.
That awkward moment when you're taking a bite of pizza, and you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.
That awkward moment when you give that fake laugh when you don't understand what somebody just said to you.
That awkward moment when you drop your pencil during class and it decides to play hide and seek with you.
That awkward moment when you realize a Lion wouldn't cheat, but a Tiger Wood. #baow
That awkward moment when you try so hard not to touch a man's hand, you end up fully caressing it.
That awkward moment when your little brother quotes Nikki Minaj -_-
That awkward moment when someone looks at you from the top of their glasses.
That awkward moment when you almost about to strike, going in for the kill and loosening the pants and she asks, "What are you doing??"
That awkward moment when Kobe talks to Lamar Odom right before a Derek Fisher gamewinner last night.
That awkward moment when your bored so you tell siri that you love it and it says lets just be friends lol
The awkward moment when your playing call of duty and your friend is watching &$#%#&@! and never turned his head set off
that awkward moment moment when the only thing you know on a test is your name
that awkward moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow
that awkward moment when your friend buys weed from a dealer, but his parents call so he tells the drug dealer to hold on to them and he'll come it up later.
That Awkward Moment when you are typing and you leave out the "L" in public
The awkward moment where a girl just wants to cuddle...but you have a boner
That akward moment when you're at a home game for your High school team, but there's this one guy from the other school(an adult, used to coach a middle school team, now affiliated with the opposing school) and he turns a home game into an away game, and is a one man crowd, and he starts yelling "overated" every time your team has the ball, and is really livid, and getting into your teams head, and you know the guy, and at half time he says, "Sup man, how ya been brotha" and your friends look at you like, "You know that fool?"
That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.
That awkward moment when your're trying to explain to someone how a song goes but you dont want to sing it.
The awkward moment when you don't know wtf SOPA is all about and you can't even Wikipedia it...
That awkward moment when Carlton thought he was in there because buddy gave him the wink and the gun..
that awkward moment when mcbased bolds awkward moments making them even more awkward
that awkward moment when you thought of a awkward moment but forgot it
that awkward moment when a girl you know whos a model post a sexy pic on facebook and you don't weather not to like it or comment on it because you don't want to come off as a pervert
that awkward moment when you try to be cool and slide across the hood of a car only to fail miserably
The awkward moment you feel when you don't laugh at someone's "awkward moment"
The awkward moment when you tell someone goodbye and you walk the same way and stop to look at your phone for no reason other than to just stop walking the same direction of them
The awkward moment when the Wizards who have one win on the year beat Oklahoma City
The awkward moment when benoh starts a forum topic
The awkward moment when you laugh at your own joke but nobody else does
The awkward moment when everyone negs somebody for a reply on NBADraft.net that you think was hilarious
The awkward moment when you can't think of anymore awkward moment's so you just put something as an awkward moment just to make it a little less awkward.
That awkward moment when youre mom makes you sign up for a Math tutor even though you have everything under control, and you get assigned to this kid in your grade.
That awkward moment when an Indian kid gets tutored in math by a white kid...
^It's a Chinese kid, and like I said, I have everything under control, I got an A on my last test, but my mom thinks that I'll get lazy and careless again. I'm cool with it, cuase I know how to do all the stuff, but everytime a tedious part comes along in the homework, I tell the guy I need help, and does the annoying stuff for me, lol.