That awkward moment when...
The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.
That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong, when they're the problem.
The awkward moment as you're standing there as your friend talks to someone you don't know!
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no "likes"....
That awkward moment. When you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog
The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away
That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.
The awkward moment when you understand something after the test.
That awkward moment when someone you don't know adds you on Facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!
That awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”
That awkward moment when you are watching TV with a girl and get up to go take a sh*t. Then, you realize while your walking out of the bathroom that it smells really bad and five minutes later that the girl is getting up to go the the bathroom.
That awkward moment when you go to a new gas station to pump gas and do not know how to work that machine to pump and pay for the gas and feel pressure because you feel like everyone is looking at you.
that awkward moment when you have sex with a girl only to find out she had slept with your brother too at some point
that awkward moment when your walking your dog, and a hot girl jogs by and you get her attention just as your dog is taking a sh!t
that awkward moment when you come up with an idea and no one likes it but then another person says the same thing and all of a sudden everyone loves it
that awkward moment when your telling a story or talking about something and someone just talks over you and everyone starts listening to them instead
that awkward moment when you dress in normal clothes for an interview and everyone else is dressed up and you don't get the job
that awkward moment when you dressup for an interview, and when you arrive everyone is dressed in normal clothes and you still dont get the job...F#$K
that awkward moment when you go to apply for college and they won't let you in because your from a different country even though your legal, and when you walk out of the admission office you see a sign saying YOUR ACCEPTENCE WILL NOT BE BASED ON RACE OR COUNTRY OF ORGIN
that awkward moment when you take a test and you say you aced that sh!t only to find out you failed
that awkward moment when you give your friend a ride and they try to give you a driving lesson
that awkward moment when someone asks you for help and they keep telling you your doing it wrong even though your not and you wonder why they asked for your help in the first place
that awkward moment when your talking to someone and they try to one up you on everything
that awkward moment when your a little kid and everyone tells you you can be whatever you want, then you get older and everyone tries to sh!t on your dreams
That awkward moment when a marathon runner is giving high-fives to the people before you as he goes past, but you put your hand out too late and he ignores it.
There was a race with 42,000 people that went past my house on the weekend and this happened at least 5 times.
Also, love the Fresh Prince reference.
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything.
That akward moment when you go to a water park, and you feel like the Token "Lost Indian people at a water park" of the hour.
That awkward moment when your in the gym locker room and some old dude gets naked.
That awkward moment when you attempt to hold the door open for someone but your hand slips and the door hits them.
That awkward moment when you hold the door for someone who's walking super slow and you sit there holding the door open for what feels like 10 minutes.
When youre watching tv with family flipping through the guide and it gets stuck on one of the p0rn0 channels for a brief moment
That awkward moment when you see someone you've know since you were kids but decide not to say hello.
That awkward moment you see someone you haven't seen in months and you're wearing the same outfit you was wearing the last time you saw them.
That awkward moment when everybody at a 4way stop stops at the same time and nobody knows when to go.
That awkward moment when you finish a test early and don't wanna turn it in first so you sit there staring at it, but when you finally stand up to turn it in, a group of people stand up and turn it in the same time as you do..
The awkward moment when you go into a sperm bank and the girl you like works there
The awkward moment when you try to do a kickflip on a skateboard and the board doesn't come up when you jump, so you bust your a$$ on you land on it
That awkward moment when you eat cheetos and the cheese is stuck all in your teeth
that awkward moment when you have to go through all these awkward moments to make sure no one said your awkward moment
that awkward moment when flynt flossy says something relative
that awkward moment when your girlfriend tells you, you can act out any scene in any movie, and she looks in horror as you say "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her down the stairs
that awkward moment when the guy you just hit is a woman
that awkward moment when Meta World Peace gets in a fight
that awkward moment when firefox says well this is embarrassing when it froze on a &$#%#&@! video
that awkward moment when a prius tries to race you... and wins because you ran out of gas haha
that awkward moment when your online and are wandering where everyone is and then you realize its 5am
that awkward moment when you log in and logut out of facebook every 5 minutes, just because your bored
that awkward moment when hitler realized he was gay and jewish
That akward moment when you're sitting in class, and all of a sudden everyone starts to stare at you, and then you realize that there is blood dripping from your arm and it's all over the floor.
That akward moment when you're waking up and look at the clock, and think" Sh!t, gotta wake up for school", and then realize it's Saturday.
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm malfunctions, but everyone thinks that you took something because you're black.
That awkward moment when you show up to class after skipping for a week straight.
That awkward moment when a girl unexpectedly reaches out for a hug.
That awkward moment when a girl that you like keeps touching you, but you're afraid of making a move because all of her friends are around.
That awkward moment when you're trying to make plans with a girl on Facebook, and she signs out without telling you beforehand.
That awkward moment when you're taking a shower, and a girl comes in the bathroom and strikes up a casual conversation with you.
That awkward moment when you're in the cafeteria, and you have to decide from 4 choices which table to eat at.
That awkward moment when you lock yourself out of your room at 2 a.m, and someone asks you to play beer pong instead of helping you get back in your room.
That awkward moment when you have to ask campus police to unlock your door, but you reek of alcohol.
That awkward moment when a girl you don't know barges in your room and hides in your closet, and the only thing you care about is the fact that your room is dirty.
That awkward moment when you mess up someone's mailbox by putting in your combination over and over again.
That awkward moment when you accidentally join a flag football league, and the manager of the team sends you an angry e-mail because you missed a team meeting without warning him.
That awkward moment when you half-ass an essay, but you get it back and see an A at the top of your paper.
That awkward moment when you order a basketball pump and get AAA batteries instead.
That awkward moment when you go visit a girl because you're finally ready to ask her out, but you find out that she went home for the weekend.
That awkward moment when you realize that your professor is teaching straight from the textbook.
That awkward moment when you hang out with people who are high and wonder what the hell they're laughing at.
That awkward moment when your R.A is nice enough to wake you up so that you don't miss class, and the only thing you wanna do is throw a sandal at him for disturbing your deep slumber.
That awkward moment when a friend from home visits, sees the girls you've been hanging out with, and says, "Pick one."
this &$#%#&@! is not my fault... okay??? is that clear???
awkard moment when ur in math class and this kinda cute chick is looking at you and u know it, so u look back only to see she wont look away for some reason
akward moment when the same kinda cute chick in ur math class looks at u again and u know u it, so u look back again to see she still wont look away for some reason
the akward moment when u turn away first
awkard moment when u enter into a classroom on the first day of college to see the whole class full and that isnt ur class becuz u have to wait another 10 min. for ur class to start, but i didnt know that
akward moment when u say a joke in class but no one laughs until the last second
akward moment when ur jacking off and ur door is closed but someone opens it without knocking and u almost get caught beating off ( i probably have the quicket reaction time in that situation)
akward moment when that same kinda cute chick asks u if a 79.7 percent is a c plus or a c... WHAT THE &$#%#&@! DID U THINK??
awkward moment when class is done and that same kinda cute chick walks out of class with u only to see her stop and check her phone... btw, i kept walking...
i kinda ran out...
meant to say ran out of real life situations... not out of the classroom
That awkward moment when universal is yelling at you and you don't know why
That awkward moment when a girl drops her pencil on the floor, and you pick it up to give it to her, and she says it not hers
That awkward moment when you a waiter and ask for someone's id and they start yelling at you claiming to be old enough to be your dad, but your boss told you to id everyone
That awkward moment when your watching a horror movie and your best friend screams like a girl when someone is getting killed, even though its not gory or scarey
That awkward moment of sitting through the first half of any paranormal activity wandering why the hell you paid $15 some dumb@sses video tape themselves, only to see some cheesy acting the other half.
That awkward moment when some random girl in front of you turns around and smacks you for no reason because some touched her a$$ but it wasn't even you
That awkward moment when you have to give a presentation, and your shaking so much that you can't even read your paper
That awkward moment when you have to really go to the bathroom, but someone won't stop talking to you and you don't want to be rude
That awkward moment when you get out of class, and head to your car only to see someone leaning on it, and you don't know what to do so you just get in your car and drive off causing them to fall
That awkward moment when you see that person who was leaning on your car the next day
That awkward moment when someone puts a dent in your car on purpose just to be an @sshole, and you just pop it back in place in front of them and drive off like nothing happened
That awkward moment when your a camera man, and you trip over yourself on live tv(yeah i talking about tex-tb game)
That awkward moment when its the fourth quarter and your team has a big league only to see them blow it
That awkward moment when you get pulled over for driving toooooo slowwwww
"That awkward moment when universal is yelling at you and you don't know why"
ahahhaha...i wasnt trying to have a yelling voice haha
^^^ haha i didn't know who it was directed to so i just made it an awkward moment.... I have one more awkward moment
That awkward moment when you reread your posts and realize you should really proofread them before submitting because even you can't understand wtf your saying..lol
You have to explain to your mom why your older brother's yearbook was in the bathroom cabinet
akward moment when ur gnna see a tutor and when a pretty hot chick who i thought was the tutor is walking towards me to help me (or so i thought), and u say hi likes its ur tutor and when she walks right by you, then some plain jane asks u to take a seat at the other table cuz shes ur tutor, not the hot one...
yeah, this actually happened...
That awkward moment when you realize that somehow your shoe size still manages to keep up with your age.
That awkward moment when you actually realize how light hyperdunks actually are.
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself
That awkward moment when Chris Brown see’s a girl and says ”I’d hit that”
That awkward moment when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of satan
That awkward moment when you’re hanging with MC hammer and he won’t let you touch anything
That awkward moment when it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time and you’re allergic to peanut butter
That awkward moment when you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pencil
That awkward when you read “moment” yet it wasn’t even there.
That awkward moment when Krillin and the gang just say f%^& it and make Goku fight first
That awkward moment when your girlfriend wants you to go on the ‘Maury’ show with her.
That awkward moment when you get in trouble for bringing guns to school, when all you did was wear a muscle shirt.
That awkward moment when you get a friend request from a girl but she is a REAL LILB FAN (exLisaBASEDB*#chJohnson)
That awkward moment when you ask Wiz Khalifa what color a bee is
That awkward moment when your shirt looks perfectly fine in the mirror but the second you step outside its wrinkled/covered in lint/ a whole different shade of than you thought it was.
That awkward moment when Vegeta sees Goku's power level at over 9000
The awkward moment when Ash doesnt choose Pikachu
That awkward moment when Cee Lo Green forgets you
That awkward moment when MikeyV does the cook to every Oregon touchdown
That awkward moment when you realize McBased gets his material for this thread from another website...
That awkward moment when its true.
Anything to keep this thread alive...all of my material is stolen..WizKid is my ghostwriter
That awkward moment when the professor hands out candy corn and the girl next to you asks you if you want hers and the first thing that comes to mind is "no, but in the spirit of the holiday can I have a blumpkin?"
That awkward moment when you realize light beer tastes like piss but you've had 8 of them.
That awkward moment when you take you gf to plan parenthood, she gets the Depo-shot, you go in raw about 4 hours later, she's late, you call them back and they say the shot doesn't go into effect until about 3 days later.
That awkward moment when your craving bball so bad that you put a game of 2k12 on cpu v cpu to watch while u study and type on nbadraft.net
That awkward moment when you forget your zip code when asked by the fine ass cashier.
That awkward moment when you just thought that McBased's lifestyle was just that &$#%#&@! crazy.
that awkward moment when you say f@ck it and keep this thread going
that awkward moment when mcbased gets a negative
that awkward moment when your playing "fast lane" by bad meets evil and your only going 20mph
that awkward moment a stripper is giving you a lap dance and you throw up all over her
that awkward moment when the person you want to fight always has atleast 3 friends that follow him everywhere
that awkward moment when you sleep with your hot teacher and get an F on the test
that awkward moment when people says is not personal, its business
that awkward moment when your dreaming about falling and you wake up flitching
Some of them are my own
Some are ones I had happen to me or i figured most have had happen to them
and some were funny and I wanted to share with the class.
The awkward moment when you try to play a game of 2k12 with MDymes...and he switches to netflix.
Lol McBased, i switch cuz the server wouldn't let us play man. I tried to connect with you. Maybe now that the servers are a bit better we can get 1 in.
If I'm not mistaken though I think i was kickin ur ass 2-0 before it shut off ;)
That awkward moment back in HS when your mom is waking u up and you have morning wood.
That awkward moment when Jonas had this interview/date? with the lisp master himself. I just thought it was weird that this is the only one done outside a gym...i think
awkwardness at the start "you ask me some questions orrr...."
The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.
akward moment when u see a smart car at a gas station
That awkward moment when, you dog is taking a poop on somebodys lawn and you have no more bags to pick it up and they're eyeing you down from their house....
Yeah it was awkward, happened to me the other day!
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that awkward moment when everybody on this thread gets exposed
that awkward moment when rudeboy found his new hangout
that awkward moment when your watching a movie and someone says"did you see that"
that awkward moment when rudeboy finds the "what made you crack up today post"
that awkward moment when someone tries to pick a fight on the internet
that awkward moment when people ask up thumbs up on youtube
that awkward moment when your eating a cheeseburger and all the people at the table are vegan
that awkward moment when someone is talking sh!t about you in the bathroom and you come out of the stall, and they quietly walk out
that awkward moment when i negs for this post because of rudeboys comment
that awkward moment when you lose the game
that awkward moment when someone keeps calling you the wrong name, and gets pissed that you they find out your real name
that awkward moment when nate robinson jumped on paul pierce's back and fell
that awkward moment when you leave the movie theater when the credits roll only to find out there wa an extra twist after them.
That awkward moment when, in prison, you shank a guy in the groin and when he is in the infirmary he tells the doctor that he is only in "severe pain" not "excruciating pain" and so they move him to the womens' ward because they think he has no scrotum and in the womens' ward, he impregnates a woman, who aborts the baby and you feel really bad because it was that incident where you and your Pro-life buddies shot into a Pro-choice rally that put you in jail in the first place. And it's awkward for the doctors because it turns out that guy had male genitalia after all.
That awkward moment when ProudGrandpa writes a paragraph story about the results of shanking someone.....
that awkward moment when your waiting in line to register for your classes and you have to go to the bathroom, but you don't want to lose your spot
that awkward moment when you mom gets arrested for sexting a teen....twice
that awkward moment when you deny saying something, but someone recorded you on tape.
that awkward moment when you get in an accident, and the person whos at fault starts yelling at you
that awkward moment when you run into a closed glass door
that awkward moment when your working on something, and there is someone making smart comments about your work, then they say you have to be calm when working.
that awkward moment when you sit next to a girl you like, and don't say a damn word
You ever have that awkward moment when you have a boner in class during a test and wonder, "Why is this so hard?" (see what I did there)
That awkward moment when you're listening to your female friends talk about guys while you walk to class together.
That awkward moment when a girl that never responds to your texts or Facebook I.M's tells you that she misses you when you run into her in person.
That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning and realize that you don't have any clean clothes.
That awkward moment when a professor that doesn't take attendance asks you why you haven't been going to class.
That awkward moment when you're watching a video on your phone, and people are watching you while you laugh quietly and look at your screen.
That awkward moment when someone you don't know taps you on your shoulder, and you respond by sticking your hands in your pockets to protect your stuff, but all they do is give you something you left on the bus.
That awkward moment when you catch someone taking your laundry out of the washer before it's finished.
That awkward moment when you hear a knock at your door while downloading &$#%#&@!.
That awkward moment when you're finally ready to go to sleep, but your floormates come back drunk, screaming like banshees and playing tag.
That awkward moment when you make a big bowl of cereal to satisfy your growling stomach, only to realize that you're out of spoons.
That awkward moment when you rock up at your old high school to run basketball practice in the morning and the gym is covered in carpet for some sort of assembly.
Happened to me today... mildly frustrated.
A guy who was thought to be a murder victim shows up 30 years later and is like, "hey guys, I'm alive"...
You're older than this guy:
^What makes that previous post even more awkward is that just yesterday, I was looking at the same list of international prospects born after 1993, and I saw a couple guys from 95(like Mario) but all of them are still at least a year and a half older than I am, cause I just turned 15 last week.
That guy probably knew it and just wanted to do that on National TV
PG you are gullible man. Clearly its fake, you gotta question everything. Look after it goes away from him, its 3 women playing the game.
You're in your school parking lot and the girl who used to be your step-sister before your dad divorced your step-mom cuts you off. True story.
The awkward moment when when Proudgrandma calls Dale Worthingtons name out during Proudgrandpas Viagra night.
That awkward moment when a group of friends start debating whether Battlefield 3 is better than MW3 and you can't join in becuase you don't even have any game consoles.
That awkward moment when you blast music but turn it down everytime someone walks by.
That awkward moment when you catch yourself laughing in your sleep.
That awkward moment when you're in a group interview and the interviewer is asking everyone the same question, which gives you time to prepare to answer it, but when she finally gets to you, she changes the question.
That awkward moment when you bump into a trash can and say "sorry".
That awkward moment when you're the only one in the room laughing at a joke that went over everyone else's head.
That awkward moment when you don't the pledge of aligence in school because your mom told you not to.