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Don't worry Mike. Let 'er

Don't worry Mike. Let 'er rip!

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I think Mikeyv is actually a

I think Mikeyv is actually a bit jealous that his grandaddy is lacking in pretty senior citizen swag.

Hey, not every grandfather can swag as hard as good ole Dale right here.

Love it or leave it. Don't worry about me.

Let me just clarify something.

I'm no pervert. My love interests are always in my age bracket (50-65).

Am I sometimes attracted to younger girls (in their 20s or 30s)?

Of course. What guy isn't?

But I also understand that they are better off with younger guys who they are more compatible with.

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Love it or leave it. Don't

Love it or leave it. Don't worry about me.

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Dale

This is like Chris Webber and David Kahn, with you playing KAHN! Do not compare yourself to my grandfather or talk about him. Just, don't. I understand you are who you might actually claim to be, and if you are 50-65, than good things. I was not calling you a predator, I was just saying it is bad showing pictures of your grandkids or talking about them due to predators being on the internet. I may be paranoid, but I think telling people you know how proud you are about your grandkids is fine. Saying it on the interwebs, and showing weird pictures that I am sure I have seen on some funny picture site is creepy.

Yes, girls in their 20-30's are sometimes pretty damn fine. Compatibility is not necessarily an age thing, it is more with where ever you are in life. Still, it is weird when older guys talk about younger girls, though I grant you that you at least do this in the off-topic section of the site. Dale, I do not mind you, but the Grandpa comp was getting to be a little much. At this point I choose you by a landslide, as you tend to talk about basketball more so than Proudtobeofftopic.

But, to clarify, my grandfather is amazing, and I could not care less if he had your phucking swag. All I talked about was a very real possibility, a person on the internet being fake. The fact that you took it too mean anything about a family member whom I told you I had great love and admiration for, is disheartening. We are cool, but keep your swag the hell away from my family.

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Sorry Mike. I was pretty much

Sorry Mike.

I was pretty much joking about the swag thing but I see what you're saying.

I would never post a pic of my grandson. That is creepy.

I'm here beause I genuinely enjoy basketball and I like the guys here and respect their input.

ProudGrandpa be trolling. And it's getting old.

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That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you think of an awkward moment for an awkward moment thread, and eliminate them one-by-one as you read other people's awkward moments.

That awkward moment when an ugly girl and a hot girl walk on the bus, and the hot girl sits behind you while the ugly girl sits next to you.

That awkward moment when you're watching cartoons in the library, and the person next to you keeps looking at your screen, but never says anything to you.

That awkward moment when you're watching cartoons on the computer in the library, and you look around, and everyone around you is doing something school-related.

That awkward moment when someone says hi to you, and you say hi back, but it doesn't come out, and you look like a jerk because it looks like you didn't respond to them.

That awkward moment when the hot girl from your math class asks you a question about the work, and you feel inclined to help her even though you have no idea what the hell you're supposed to do.

That awkward moment when you're staring at a girl on the treadmill while you're at the gym, and she makes eye contact with you, so you rush over to the free weights and do some random exercise.

That awkward moment when a humorous thread turns serious.

That awkward moment when you're taking a test, and the teacher won't stop staring at you.

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The akward moment when you

The akward moment when you call for your girlfriend but say your sisters name, or vice versa.

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That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you run too fast in P.E and you achieve 99% the speed of light, resulting in yourself taking the form of a wave instead of a particle and you start diffracting around everything.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says “thats how I roll”.

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black actually gets on a bus and has a her head explodes because there’s way too many seats.

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more

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my 2 cents on the thread

the awkward moment when you're a hot blonde being interviewed by Glenn Beck on TV

Also, the awkward moment when you want to make a Stephen Hawking joke but it may come off as "hawkward" to his fans.

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ohhh forgot one

that awkward moment when you get invited to dance by an african village but you're def. not ready

Bush #africanSWAG

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That awkward moment when

That awkward moment when you're staring at a girl on the treadmill while you're at the gym, and she makes eye contact with you, so you rush over to the free weights and do some random exercise.

That awkward moment when a humorous thread turns serious.

That awkward moment when you're taking a test, and the teacher won't stop staring at you.

Story of my life right here.

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the akward moment when u try

the akward moment when u try to come up with an akward moment but cant

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But Dale isn't your life

But Dale isn't your life almost over??

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that akward moment when the

that akward moment when the soap drops in the boys locker room.. but your the only one there

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This thread got good again

Thank you too OJJ. Their have been a lot of good ones. Overall, a very awkward thread, but with many laughs and many shared experiences.

A few more:

The awkward moment of realizing that Butler-UCONN is 22-19 @ half. Close game, but damn, poor shooting. Great defense, but a lot of makable shots missed as well.

The awkward moment when Kenny Smith has no idea what he is talking about as far as college basketball is concerned, yet continues to talk to try and cover it up.

The awkward moment when you are trying to pick out something from your teeth and a person walks by/an elevator door opens with someone in it

The awkward moment of whatever chair person or CEO is presenting an award to someone. Doesn't it always seem like that is painfully awkward, like, way more awkward than it needs to be? They should hire pro's, lol.

The awkward moment when you finally have to admit you were wrong about a certain player or projection. It has been done many a time, but it is rarely easy.

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the akward moment when

the akward moment when someone minused me

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Wiz, I have at least 30 years

Wiz, I have at least 30 years left.

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The awkward moment when....

The awkward moment when....

The awkward moment when....

That awkward moment when someones telling you something he thinks is interesting but you couldn't give a flip so you just have to mumble something back or do some fake laugh because you don't want to hurt him.

same thing in facebook when you're chatting with someone and you coudln't give a fudge so all you're saying is "lol" "haha" "lmao"

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The awkward moment when

The awkward moment when someone asks you a question and you didn't hear it so you just give off a fake mumble laugh and they stare at you waiting for an answer.

The awkward moment when someone waves hi, you wave back only to find out they waved at the person behind you.

The awkward moment when you send a sexual text to your dad instead of your girlfriend.

The awkward moment when someone is putting a cart full of items onto the "15 items or less" section and the cashier doesn't tell them anything until they completely unpack their cart.

The awkward moment when you realize you've been walking around school with a booger sticking out of your nose all day.

The awkward moment when your debit card doesn't want to work and the line behind you gets longer.

The awkward moment when someone hits their laptop in class because it's too slow and they slam the screen closed.

The awkward moment when you're the 3rd wheel.

The awkward moment when you're the 3rd wheel but the dude's girlfriend cheated on him with you.

The awkward moment when LeBron said, "I'll be taking my talents to South Beach".

The awkward moment when your girlfriend makes you buy tampons for her.

The awkward moment when you're shooting around at the gym and a cute girl walks in and suddenly you can't make a single shot.

The awkward moment when you get blocked and the ball goes out of bounds at a high velocity.

The awkward moment when you shoot an air ball.

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The awkward moment when in

The awkward moment when in german class when the teahcer turns on a movie and turns the lights off and the guy sitting next to you starts staring at you and is breathing heavily with his hands mysteriously missing. Then after a long few minutes turns back and you realize he was wacking off. True story, happened to my buddy.

The awkward moment when you clog the toilet at a friends house.

The awkward moment when you watch a movie like Bruno, with your parents.

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I saw Bruno at the theater with my mother.

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Hmmm
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That awkward moment when

That awkward moment when you're yawning repeatedly in class, and people turn around, look at you and giggle.

That awkward moment when you make some food, leave, come back a few hours later and it's all gone.

That awkward moment when you eagerly reach into a bag of chips and bite a stale chip.

That awkward moment when you're searching frantically for something, and your mom hands it to you.

That awkward moment when you're driving and someone lets you go through an intersection, even though they have the right-of-way.

That awkward moment when you're sitting on the computer late at night, and you hear a car door slam.

That awkward moment when a girl that you never speak to i.m's you on Facebook chat.

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That

That awkward moment when you stick your tongue in bubble solution, only to find that it's not edible.

That awkward moment when your stomach is making noises in class because you're hungry, and you pretend it's your ringtone.

That awkward moment when you're stabbing someone to death, and they're screaming "WHY?! WHY?!" and you can't come up with a good reason.

That awkward moment when Chris Hansen asks you to take a seat right over there.

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Brothers, keep the 'Jared

Brothers, keep the 'Jared Sullinger Hires An Agent' thread alive.

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That

That awkward moment when Jonathan Givony is running his fingers through your hair and asking what kind of product you use...

Edit: Damn you iPhone auto-correct! You stupid piece of ship!

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That akward moment when you

That akward moment when you are falling asleep and class and you get that falling feeling and your legs kick your desk.

That akward moment when your taking a poo at a friends house and there is no toilet paper.

That akward moment where you have a dream that you went to school naked, then you realize its not a dream

That akward moment where you get a stiffy in school for no reason

That akward moment where you are about to take a girl home from the bar and you find out she is a pterodactyl (Tosh)

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That Awkward Moment When

You're walking down a hallway behind an openly gay chick and she is clearly wearing a male fragrance.

Happened to me the other day. made me physically ill.

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That awkward moment when

When you open an innocent looking thread with the title ''Amare Stoudemire'' and on the first post you see a huge photo of him nude from Body Issue shoot right as your mom walks in the room.

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That Awkward moment when

That Awkward moment when somebody you know sucks tries to get on your team when you got downs at the court.

That Awkward moment when somebody who makes music shows you there next song and it sucks and they ask you what you think.

That Awkward moment when everybody stops clapping but you didnt get the memo.

That Awkward moment when the teacher says something like "the things that you do do" and youre the only one who laughs because she said doodoo.

That Awkward moment when a girl catches you waistbanding your boner.

That Awkward moment when a fat dude tries to get you help him do a kegstand.

That Awkward moment when theres a long line at the gas station and everybody is watching you buy condoms.

That Awkward moment when your mom catches you sneaking a girl out in the morning and you dont know if you should introduce her or just book it.

That Awkward moment when somebody that youre talking to at a bar really doesnt get that you hate them.

That Awkward moment when somebody catches you talking about your plans for the night and assumes they are invited.

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That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you think you've got a really good awkward moment to share but forget it by the time you get to through all the others and end up posting this one instead...

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I

I remembered!

That awkward moment when you're balling between classes and not sweating too much, but five minutes after you stop you're drenched.

That awkward moment when you realise nobody is reading your posts because you're in a completely different time zone and they're all asleep.

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that akward moment when amare

that akward moment when amare stoudemire blows past kg and does a 360 layup, then blows by him again and dunks on jermaine o neal and he seems like he is going to dominate all the way to the knicks first playoff win in years, and then he doesnt touch the ball in the last 3 minutes of the game and the knicks lose.

that akward moment when down by 2 in boston, a 1 for 10 shooter in the second half of that game(melo) jacks up a 28 foot 3 while being heavily guarded.

that akward moment when that girl you never talk to ims you on facebook, and she is ugly, but proceeds to tell you that she thinks you are good looking and you not wanting to hurt her feelings needs to decide whether to exit facebook without saying anything or try to change the topic without being a d!ck.

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that awkard moment when you

that awkard moment when you realize that this thread has jumped the shark,but you dont really wanna say anything so you dont hurt anyones feelings!

that awkward moment when you walk in on your dad dressed in your moms clothes(true story)

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that awkard moment when you u

that awkard moment when you u buy something and the cashier says the amount and give all your money to the cashier but u dont have enuff

awkard moment when i brought back up this topic

awkard moment when i spelled akward wrong

akward moment when your on fb and u type in a chicks name, but u put it as ur status by accident instead of the search (almost happened to me once.. almost)

akward moment when the chick u like is walking in the same hallway as you, and its only u 2 in the hall way

akward moment when a hot chick is watchin a game of bball and u try to "show off" but miss a shot miserbly

akward moment when your friend whos a senior brings a freshmen to homecoming

akward moment when...

i ran out

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That awkward moment when

People start talking politics on the main board.

Yes, Osama bin Laden is dead, you can feel happy, relieved, whatever, but I really prefer when people keep politics out of main board discussion here. Believe me, I am very happy Osama is gone and thank the troops and soldiers that did it, but I know that this is not the end of things, so it leaves a certain awkwardness there. People making jokes about it and such just left a strange taste in my mouth. As did the anti-American sentiment a certain person was spouting out. I am not mad at anyone, but I just kind of feel bad when people spout these things off on this board. This is clearly not the place or demographic to do these things. I am Canadian and American, and when either is attacked, I feel awkward about it. So, lets keep this thread funny, but also I hope this message gets to some people.

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Why not some playoff themed

Why not some playoff themed ones...

That awkward moment when Paul Pierce nuzzles James Jones.

That awkward moment when the Grizzlies beat the Thunder on the road.

That awkward moment when Miami's Big Three get's called a Dynamic Duo more and more often.

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That Awkward Moment when

You're playing NBA Live and Steve Kerr refers to Theo Ratliff as a great 3pt shooter, saying how you should never leave him open outside the arc

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no reason to explain this one

Fake Out Gif - Fake Out

Awkward.....

(PS, this thread is kinda dying isn't it? McDunkin can revive any thread. Where you at man!)

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The awkward moment when

The awkward moment when lebron called delonte daddy

The awkward moment when a white boy gives you daps and lets it explode

The awkward moment when your presenting in front of your class and forget what your suppose to say next

The awkward moment when allen iverson found out turkey was a country

The awkward moment in the clutch when wade or lebron don't know who should take the final shot

The awkward moment when you mess up the blunt rotation with the boys

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That Awkward Moment When

ESPN bans you for life when you start playing the Penis Game (Penis, PENIS, PEEEEEEENIIIIIIS, etc.) in one of their threads.

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That awkward moment when 6

That awkward moment when 6 players from the same team walk on the court and nobody wants to go on the bench.

Happened to me last night, was very awkward.

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That Awkward Moment When

It's Senior Spirit Week at your school and it is "Dress up like a little kid" Day and you see this pregnant girl walking down the hall dressed up as a little kid.

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The akward moment when your

The akward moment when your mom makes you go to the mall with her and your grand parents, and there you see kids from school

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^ hellll yeahhhh dude thats

^ hellll yeahhhh dude

thats to akward lmaooooooooooooooo

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The akward moment when you

The akward moment when you forging your parents signature, and your teacher asks you what are you doing.

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That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.

The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction.

The awkward moment when someone comes up to you for a handshake and says "whats up" or "how you been?"...but you have no idea who they are.

The awkward moment when you realize you were too drunk to notice the number a girl gave you has too many numbers.

The awkward moment when your only choice is taking home a ugly girl or nothing...but you dont want to make that walk out the door together because everyone might look.

The awkward moment when your parents would let your friends in without warning you and you had dirty underwear all over your room

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That awkward moment when your

That awkward moment when your pants zipper is open and your talking to a hot girl, and they are laughing at you and you dont know why

That awkward moment when your eating a girl out and her parents walk in

That awkward moment when halfway telling a story no one is listening

that awkward moment when your realize its a man not a woman

that awkward moment when your bleeding and everyone is freaking out even though its no big deal to you

that awkward moment when you find your best friend in a &$#%#&@! movie

that awkward moment when the teacher tells you to pick your partners and your left all by yourself

that awkward moment when random people keep asking you for weed even you dont smoke and just extremely tired

that awkward moment when you realize thier is no popsicles in the old mans basement

that awkward moment when you post a comment, and no one ever comes bakc to the thread.

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The akward moment moment when

The akward moment moment when you are talking with your friends, and you call a teacher lazy, and the teacher is right behind you. (Thank goodness that was the last week!)

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