Big white players taken off endangered species list

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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 9:35am #61622

valentine
Due to unforeseen population growth from near-extinction numbers, homo erectus casperus has been taken off the endangered species list.
Wildlife officials observed several large white men playing integral parts of the NBA Finals teams, and the species is on the rebound all over pre-season action.
Just don’t expect guys like Vucivic and Valenciunas to come off the overrated list anytime soon.
Ballologists are now concerned that the Perkasaurus center prototype is on the wane, and even the Drummond is looking infertile. Skeptics suspect the Drummonds’ poor hands have led to the loss of many scoring opportunities. Fear of zebras and free throws also suggest that population numbers may be subdued for the next decade.
Even global warming can’t heat up an iceberg enough to make a free throw, climatballologists say.

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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 9:43am #1018120

T Rex
Nurkic surging, Nikola Jokic leading all rookies in cumulative +/-, Porzingis looking like a young Hall of Famer, 4-6 first round picks turned down for the chance to draft Kaminsky.
Mirotic, Bjelica looking like top 20 PFs
Celtics have Olynyk, Zeller, David Lee, and Jerebko holding down their frontcourt, even the Lakers have Kelly.
Charlotte has not only Frank the Tank, but Hawes looks due for a rebound season, and then there’s Cody Zeller.
Leonard and Mason Plumlee are holding things down in Portland, while Bogut and Lee were keys to the last championship.
Cavs have Mozgov and Love as their two best frontcourt players.
Lopez bros running NYC right now.
Alex Len in PHX, Dirk in DAL, DMo, Dekker, and Parsons in HOU.
NBA, Where Diversity Happens

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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:42am #1018156
  
  Rip256
  This is why Australian Big man stock is on the rise. All species are flourishing.
  Homo Caspius – Humphries
  Homo Africus – Thon Maker
  Recently discovered hybrid hominid – Ben Simmons
  
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:42am #1018296
  
  Rip256
  This is why Australian Big man stock is on the rise. All species are flourishing.
  Homo Caspius – Humphries
  Homo Africus – Thon Maker
  Recently discovered hybrid hominid – Ben Simmons
  
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:02pm #1018160
  
  Choppy
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  Aron Baynes in Detroit.
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:02pm #1018300
  
  Choppy
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  Aron Baynes in Detroit.
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:23pm #1018170
  
  Magic Jordan
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  Man you are on fire today!!
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:23pm #1018310
  
  Magic Jordan
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  Man you are on fire today!!
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 9:43am #1018259

T Rex
Nurkic surging, Nikola Jokic leading all rookies in cumulative +/-, Porzingis looking like a young Hall of Famer, 4-6 first round picks turned down for the chance to draft Kaminsky.
Mirotic, Bjelica looking like top 20 PFs
Celtics have Olynyk, Zeller, David Lee, and Jerebko holding down their frontcourt, even the Lakers have Kelly.
Charlotte has not only Frank the Tank, but Hawes looks due for a rebound season, and then there’s Cody Zeller.
Leonard and Mason Plumlee are holding things down in Portland, while Bogut and Lee were keys to the last championship.
Cavs have Mozgov and Love as their two best frontcourt players.
Lopez bros running NYC right now.
Alex Len in PHX, Dirk in DAL, DMo, Dekker, and Parsons in HOU.
NBA, Where Diversity Happens

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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:00am #1018130

tuck243
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What would you do if Porz is Darko 2.0 by year 2? Will you go away? Will you man up and say "I was wrong?" Or will you just ignore you called him a HOF on every other post you’ve created?
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:12am #1018136
  
  T Rex
  Of course I’ll man up. Good luck with your eyesight.
  
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:12am #1018275
  
  T Rex
  Of course I’ll man up. Good luck with your eyesight.
  
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:00am #1018270

tuck243
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What would you do if Porz is Darko 2.0 by year 2? Will you go away? Will you man up and say "I was wrong?" Or will you just ignore you called him a HOF on every other post you’ve created?
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:27am #1018138

Chewy
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of how much free time you have Rexy…
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 10:27am #1018277

Chewy
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of how much free time you have Rexy…
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:17am #1018150

holefillers1
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Did Todd McCullough post this?
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:17am #1018289

holefillers1
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Did Todd McCullough post this?
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:25am #1018154

Rip256
Homo etectus caspius lol. I dunno why T-Rex keeps getting booed off stage.
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:23pm #1018168
  
  Magic Jordan
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  I know, this is a great post.
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  - Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 9:23pm #1018382
    
    Mr. HookShot
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    But then he writes the first comment stating Porzingis will be HOFer :'(
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  - Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 9:23pm #1018242
    
    Mr. HookShot
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    But then he writes the first comment stating Porzingis will be HOFer :'(
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- Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 12:23pm #1018308
  
  Magic Jordan
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  I know, this is a great post.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 11:25am #1018294

Rip256
Homo etectus caspius lol. I dunno why T-Rex keeps getting booed off stage.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 1:58pm #1018174

RUDEBOY_
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some fans dont care the race of a player….but next summer’s draft possibly could have at least 8 white players go in 1st round….not scrubs,but guys that will contribute :
bender,sabonis,poeltl,humphies,grayson allen,ellenson,zimmerman,korkmaz and possibly mykhailiuk….

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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 1:58pm #1018314

RUDEBOY_
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some fans dont care the race of a player….but next summer’s draft possibly could have at least 8 white players go in 1st round….not scrubs,but guys that will contribute :
bender,sabonis,poeltl,humphies,grayson allen,ellenson,zimmerman,korkmaz and possibly mykhailiuk….

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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 3:08pm #1018206

rope
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The big white guy will always be a staple in the NBA. Tall guys have to duck lower when they get posterized. It looks more dramatic and sells more mechandise. They really can’t run the league properly without them for this reason alone.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 3:08pm #1018346

rope
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The big white guy will always be a staple in the NBA. Tall guys have to duck lower when they get posterized. It looks more dramatic and sells more mechandise. They really can’t run the league properly without them for this reason alone.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 5:50pm #1018222

Rip256
Yeah the globetrotters are proof that white folks are willing to pay a lot of money to see black people dunk on white people.
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Posted on: Wed, 10/14/2015 - 5:50pm #1018362

Rip256
Yeah the globetrotters are proof that white folks are willing to pay a lot of money to see black people dunk on white people.
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Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 9:51am #1018472

Memphis Madness
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What about short white guys?
Is there still room for guys like Jimmer, and, uh, Jimmer?

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Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 9:51am #1018331

Memphis Madness
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What about short white guys?
Is there still room for guys like Jimmer, and, uh, Jimmer?

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Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 1:21pm #1018387

Hitster
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I hate to think how excited T-Rex would have been when Shawn Bradley got drafted in 1993.
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- Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 1:51pm #1018402
  
  T Rex
  Zingis!
  
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- Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 1:51pm #1018542
  
  T Rex
  Zingis!
  
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Posted on: Thu, 10/15/2015 - 1:21pm #1018528

Hitster
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I hate to think how excited T-Rex would have been when Shawn Bradley got drafted in 1993.
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