CLARK KENT SAVES THE WORLD FROM ZOD... STILL NOT ON THE MOCK!!!!

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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 3:56pm #51167

Superhero Baller
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Once again David Stern’s racism against super heroes is keeping a potential star out of the NBA. Of course everyone already knows this, but Clark just saved billions of lives from the evil General Zod. Still, this hasn’t stopped Zod from appearing on multiple mocks for next year. One site even had him going number 1 over Andrew Wiggins. It appears that Stern has no problem with super villains playing in the NBA. First Dwight Howard and now General Zod.
Clark is a tremendous talent and could transcend the NBA much like Peter Parker could as I kindly pointed out in my last post. He would instantly be the fastest, and strongest player in the league. He would also own the highest vertical in the league, it almost seems like he just soars through the air like a bird or a plane. He is still very raw, but his elite athleticism would make him an elite player. With a coach who is willing to work with him on developing some basketball skills and IQ, he could develop into the very best. With his speed and strength, he could realistically guard all 5 positions, but I see him in a SF role. I would compare him to a rich man’s Lebron James
There are also no real concerns of him getting into trouble off the court. He is very marketable, responsible, and dependable. Any team could use this man.
Here are his stats:
HT: 6’3
WT: 225
Age: 29
Here he is on the youtube, schooling a black man. Notice his 3 point line dunk at the 50 second mark
Anyone who doesn’t think he could play in this league is a liar or Lex Luthor.
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:11pm #819033

Suckerpunch
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There are a few of his “friends” in his team that would be “super” players too. There’s no “justice” in the “league” today!
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:11pm #818935

Suckerpunch
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There are a few of his “friends” in his team that would be “super” players too. There’s no “justice” in the “league” today!
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:12pm #818956

ItsVictorOladipo
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He’s not athletic enough to make it in the NBA. Don’t tell me how fast he is or how high he can jump, I’ve seen his high school footage and he doesn’t move side to side well, and he isn’t as quick or explosive as he is fast in a straight line. He’s too muscular and bulky and not lean or fluid enough to hang with NBA talent. There are also rumors that his wingspan is less than his height, those T-Rex arms will ruin him and NBA point guards will have a field day with him. I’ve also heard that he doesn’t go 100% for the entire game. Is that the sort of player you’d want to take 1st overall?
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:12pm #819055

ItsVictorOladipo
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He’s not athletic enough to make it in the NBA. Don’t tell me how fast he is or how high he can jump, I’ve seen his high school footage and he doesn’t move side to side well, and he isn’t as quick or explosive as he is fast in a straight line. He’s too muscular and bulky and not lean or fluid enough to hang with NBA talent. There are also rumors that his wingspan is less than his height, those T-Rex arms will ruin him and NBA point guards will have a field day with him. I’ve also heard that he doesn’t go 100% for the entire game. Is that the sort of player you’d want to take 1st overall?
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:15pm #818950

I May Be Wrong
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Okay. I was curious why my Spider-Man plays ball thread was deleted earlier…. But then I see you made that yesterday.
+1 on the creativity! no… wait. Here. Take all my points sir. You deserve them.
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- Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:49pm #818996
  
  tli232
  Pretty sure it was posted already, that’s why.
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- Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:49pm #819094
  
  tli232
  Pretty sure it was posted already, that’s why.
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:15pm #819049

I May Be Wrong
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Okay. I was curious why my Spider-Man plays ball thread was deleted earlier…. But then I see you made that yesterday.
+1 on the creativity! no… wait. Here. Take all my points sir. You deserve them.
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:39pm #818988

SubZero
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“Here he is on the youtube, schooling a black man.”
I lol’d
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 4:39pm #819087

SubZero
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“Here he is on the youtube, schooling a black man.”
I lol’d
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 5:23pm #819042

Brennan23
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I also question his potential and ability to develop those skills. But he is an elite athlete who FLY’S through the air. More of a undersized James White
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- Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 7:04pm #819206
  
  ItsVictorOladipo
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  Pfft, what potential? He’s already 29. Actually there are some rumors that he might actually be 33 and his agent has been lying about his age. Looks like we got ourselves another Wang Zhelin.
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- Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 7:04pm #819108
  
  ItsVictorOladipo
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  Pfft, what potential? He’s already 29. Actually there are some rumors that he might actually be 33 and his agent has been lying about his age. Looks like we got ourselves another Wang Zhelin.
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Posted on: Thu, 07/11/2013 - 5:23pm #819141

Brennan23
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I also question his potential and ability to develop those skills. But he is an elite athlete who FLY’S through the air. More of a undersized James White
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Posted on: Fri, 07/12/2013 - 3:59am #819221

bebop
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Despite superior athleticism, he doesn’t even try on the defensive end, and his shot is pretty bad. Doesn’t fight for boards. Doesn’t contest shots at the rim. Below average handle, and not a lot of room to grow. I’d also be worried about him trying to pass the ball through other players. Low BBIQ. I’ll pass and take Peter Parker over this chump.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/12/2013 - 3:59am #819318

bebop
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Despite superior athleticism, he doesn’t even try on the defensive end, and his shot is pretty bad. Doesn’t fight for boards. Doesn’t contest shots at the rim. Below average handle, and not a lot of room to grow. I’d also be worried about him trying to pass the ball through other players. Low BBIQ. I’ll pass and take Peter Parker over this chump.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/12/2013 - 5:49am #819251

McDunkin
I hear that defense is actually his kryptonite.
Besides Krypyonians are known for their self destructive behavior. That’s why their aren’t any in the league now
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Posted on: Fri, 07/12/2013 - 5:49am #819348

McDunkin
I hear that defense is actually his kryptonite.
Besides Krypyonians are known for their self destructive behavior. That’s why their aren’t any in the league now
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CLARK KENT SAVES THE WORLD FROM ZOD… STILL NOT ON THE MOCK!!!!