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McDunkin 13 years, 9 months ago.
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- Posted on: Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:09am #43412
ProudGrandpaParticipant(Yeah, it’s kind of a Scooby Doo parody, in case you couldn’t tell)
It had been several weeks since NBADraft.net Legend ButIDon’tHaveTheMoney had been seen by fellow users and the gang was getting worried. The scarf-wearing McDunkin, his would-be girlfriend Y2G (if McDunkin wasn’t the type of man who, you know, wears scarves…), that nerdy other girl (possible lesbian) who they keep around for her brains, MikeyVTheDon, their shaggy, stoner-looking friend M-DYMES, and their faithful dog, LeroyJenkins, piled into Aran Smith’s psychedelic van and went to NoMoney’s house to look for him.
When they got to NoMoney’s house, they found a note on the door. It said:
"Friends of NoMoney, you won’t find him here
You see, I’ve tired of being called a queer
If you want to see your friend alive
Come and get him at my house at 6284 Ike Diogu Drive"
"Ruh-roh," LeroyJenkins said. "Rounds like a rap! Ret’s rend Rudeboy to ret him!"
But this was a job for an elite task force of meddling kids, one that had seen this situation before…
With that, the five piled back into Aran’s van and drove to AfricanBaller’s house, an abandoned, boarded-up mansion in the middle of nowhere.
"This is a big house. We’d better split up, gang!" McDunkin said. "I’ll go with Y2G and MikeyV. M-DYMES, you take Leroy."
"Wow, way to mix things up, McDunkin. I’ve never seen THAT combination before…" M-DYMES griped.
With that, the gang entered the house…
0 - Posted on: Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:20am #715704
ProudGrandpaParticipantThe note was signed by African Baller, btdubs
0 - Posted on: Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:29am #715706
I May Be WrongParticipantAs usual, a clever and witty post by Gramps!
But I do wanna note something… I’ve been M.I.A (or should I say not as active as before) too but no one ever asks about me 🙁 Except for McDunkin, who sends his carrier pigeon to my work with secret encrypted messages about the future…."da GIFs will rise…..like a boner" …. Not sure what he’s talking about but it does keep me wondering
Anyways, looking forward to the next part Gramps
0 - Posted on: Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:43pm #716003
ProudGrandpaParticipantSo McDunkin, Y2G, and MikeyV went to the East wing of the house and M-DYMES went with Leroy to the West wing.
McDunkin, Y2G, and MikeyV were walking through the drafty halls of the mansion when suddenly, MikeyV cried, "DeAnthony Thomas!"
"MikeyV said ‘DeAnthony Thomas’," Y2G said. "It must be a clue!"
"No, MikeyV says ‘Jinkies!’ when there’s a clue," McDunkin said. "He says ‘DeAnthony Thomas!’ when he’s aroused…"
What had MikeyV so amorously excited was the picture up on the wall.
"Is that Gordon Hayward?" Y2G asked, incredulously.
"No," McDunkin said. "That’s not Gordon Hayward…"
…
Meanwhile, LeroyJenkins was being his usual, pestering self and M-DYMES was dealing with his annoyance the only way he knew how.
"Rut out rat rancer rick ("Put out that cancer stick"), Rem-RYMES!" Leroy said. "Ren I runt to ret righ, I rust ricrorave some rizza rolls!"
Suddenly, M-DYMES put a hand over Leroy’s mouth when he heard a squeaking noise…like shoes…Some old Reebok Answers, perhaps…
0 - Posted on: Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:50pm #716005
NbanflguyParticipantI have alot of awesome ideas for this, but Im just too lazy right now. I will jump in eventually
0 - Posted on: Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:54pm #716007
ProudGrandpaParticipantjust dont try and end it out of the blue, like last time…
0 - Posted on: Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:09pm #716014
McDunkinFinally a poporn story thats closer to real life…McDunkin is a leader and doesnt die due to lack of a Derick Favors joke
0 - Posted on: Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:13pm #716016
NbanflguyParticipantY2G and McDunkin explored the mansion. Suddenly a ghost came out of no where and struck. "Zoinks! McDunkins dead!" Y2G yelled
0 - Posted on: Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:58am #716163
McDunkin
0 - Posted on: Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:18am #716167
HaleParticipantI do not approve.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:14pm #717663
ProudGrandpaParticipantSure enough, a portrait of the lovely Heather Hayward was looking down at McDunkin, Y2G, and MikeyV from the wall. The three all stared dumbly at her heavenly visage and Y2G began to reach a hand towards her bosom. McDunkin suddenly snapped out of it and shouted, "NO! It’s a trap!"
But it was too late. Once Y2G’s fingers made contact with the portrait, a trapdoor under foot opened and the trio fell into the darkness. After a long slide downwards, they landed on a cold, hard floor…
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M-DYMES and LeroyJenkins turned around as fear gripped their cold, hard nipples. The shoe noises were getting closer…they were right around the corner.
"HEY, FELLAS! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS WHY DERRICK FAVORS IS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE ENTIRE NBA INCLUDING MICHAEL BEASLEY?!"
"Oh, SHIT!" exclaimed M-DYMES. "It’s Quincey Hodges! He must be on cahoots with AfricanBaller! Let’s get out of here, Scoob! Er, you know what I mean…"
And with that, the pair ran for dear life. QUincey followed them right on their tails, never gaining ground, never losing ground, through room after room after room, at times inexplicably going into a room on one side of the hallway and coming out on the other side, at times coming out of a door on the opposite end of the hall. Finally, after a highly illogical chase scene, M-DYMES and Leroy found themselves face-to-face with Quincey…
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MikeyV, McDunkin, and Y2G’s eyes adjusted to the dim light. A shadowy figure stood across the room, just out of the light.
"Jinkies!" said MikeyV. "We’re in a basement! So you must be TLI!!!"
"DAMN IT! WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT TLI IS THE ONLY NBADRAFT.NET VILLAIN THAT OWNS A BASEMENT!"
0 - Posted on: Wed, 10/03/2012 - 2:51am #717833
McDunkinNot TLIs b…b…basement….
…I already lost WizKid to that Saw IV type death trap…0 - AuthorPosts
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