Jobs NBA Players Should Get During the Lockout

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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:05am #33378

Charlie Sheen
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Dwight Howard- male stripper from suit to superman suit to birthday suit…….dude will make a killing as women love D12
Ron Artest- 8th grade guidance counselor, he may be more like Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher but jus imagine kids stories and his advice
Delonte West- Bounty Hunter I mean really the dude is crazy
Tim Duncan- Manager of a telecommunications company. TD just seems like he would have a boring job answering phones stuck in a cubicle
Greg Oden- Mail man and not like Karl Malone I mean a guy who walks around in that tight ass outfit delivering mail a safe job for Greg and honestly how awesome would it be to have Greg Oden as your mailman
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:40am #603609

Pyron
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wow really?? lol
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:35am #603616

Scottoant93
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Sounds like someone has some F@cked up sexual fantasies.
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:47am #603620

I May Be Wrong
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Oh god, after your first job, I think the only other user on NBAdraft who would approve would be McBasketball Guru
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:04am #603621

Grandmama
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Weird…..If I were an NBA player, I’d be working out, playing pick-up games, and smoking some of that Rasheed Wallace…
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:03am #603626

IndianaBasketball
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D. Rose – Big Brother’s program
KG – Bootcamp seargant
KD – Pastor
Rajon Rondo/Russ Westbrook – Start their own brick layer business
Kendrick Perkins – WWF wrestler
Andre Bargnani – WNBA

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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:30am #603630

Lotto Stud
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"Rajon Rondo/Russ Westbrook – Start their own brick layer business"
That’s beyond hilarious I am waab
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32am #603631

Lotto Stud
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I like the creativity of this thread, really love where you were going, because it is something out the norm.
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:36am #603632

IndianaBasketball
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Ragin’ Rondo and Russ presents:
BRICK N MISS
“The Finest Brick Layers in America”
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:51pm #603644

Lotto Stud
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John Wall – Choreographer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7TrLiIc_Q
Tyreke Evans/Shaun Livingston – Yomega testers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER9nOxIFUvU
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:59pm #603646

Charlie Sheen
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This is what the lockout has done to us all
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:04pm #603648

tuck243
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They need to hurry up and play. I’m getting club promotion emails with Lou Williams and Sam Young? Why in the world Lou Williams hosting a night club event at UMD Homecoming? That’s not random to yall?
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:21pm #603650

RUDEBOY_
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OMG!!!
I THINK Steve Francis is Making Skin Flix or X-Rated movies Under the name J Strokes!!!! that might not be him..but that dude looks just like him!!!
no wonder Shaq said Francis was a 1 on 1 player…….lol
Google J Strokes!!! and see for yourselves!!!!
lmao
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:13pm #603658

McDunkin
Matt Bonner (OhCanada)- Posting on NBADraft.net waiting for any Brian Scalabrine and Robert Swift to start that red head pro league
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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:35pm #603665

The8thDeadlySin
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Eddy Curry – Nutritionist
Michael Beasley – Pot Farmer

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Posted on: Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:15pm #603671

marcusfizer21
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lol@ Bargnani for WNBA… waaaa
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