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  • #20491
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    Ahkasi Clay
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    Next years draft has some players with some pretty cool names:
    Enes Kantor
    Fab Melo
    Jack Pullen
    Herb Pope….

    Some past NBA players with good names

    Here are some of my favorites:
    Cherokee Parks
    Bonzi & Bubba Wells (who doesn’t love brothers with crazy names?)
    Vonteego Cummings (this would be a great porn name)
    Magnum Rolle
    Lafayette Lever (one of the most underrated players of all time)
    Butch Beard….

    What are some of your favorite (real) names of NBA players?

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  • #373825
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    Ahkasi Clay
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    I guess I can’t say Vonteegos last name, or what type of work it would be good for.
    (when the site automatically censers a name that means it is truly a cool name!)

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  • #373845
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    Ahkasi Clay
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    I guess I can’t say Vonteegos last name, or what type of work it would be good for.
    (when the site automatically censers a name that means it is truly a cool name!)

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  • #373823
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    ItsVictorOladipo
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    God Shamgod

    World B Free

    Olden Polynice

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  • #373843
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    ItsVictorOladipo
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    God Shamgod

    World B Free

    Olden Polynice

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  • #373828
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    Anton123
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    Chief Kickingstallionsims isn’t in the NBA but nothing beats his name

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  • #373849
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    Anton123
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    Chief Kickingstallionsims isn’t in the NBA but nothing beats his name

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  • #373842
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    RUDEBOY_
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    1.Fennis Dembo
    2.Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje
    3.Zhi-Zh Wang
    4.Coco Archibong
    5.Pops Mensah-Bonsu
    6.Jamario Moon

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  • #373863
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    RUDEBOY_
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    1.Fennis Dembo
    2.Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje
    3.Zhi-Zh Wang
    4.Coco Archibong
    5.Pops Mensah-Bonsu
    6.Jamario Moon

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  • #373862
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    Jlv2010

    Quincy Douby

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  • #373883
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    Jlv2010

    Quincy Douby

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  • #373872
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    Malik-Universal
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    joe johnson

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  • #373893
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    Malik-Universal
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    joe johnson

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  • #373888
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    torontoraptors10
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    God’s Gift Achiuwa

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  • #373909
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    torontoraptors10
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    God’s Gift Achiuwa

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  • #373940
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    Toronto16
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    Dikembe Mutumbo

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  • #373961
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    Toronto16
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    Dikembe Mutumbo

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  • #373976
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    Ahkasi Clay
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    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

    thats his full name!

    (trust me I had to google it)

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  • #373997
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    Ahkasi Clay
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    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

    thats his full name!

    (trust me I had to google it)

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  • #373994
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Ajou-Ajou Deng (Luol’s brother, later dropped an Ajou, like Snoop dropped the Doggy 🙂
    Uwe Blabb
    Majestic and Scientific Mapp
    I am horrible for saying this but, watch out for Peter Jurkin.

    Also, I looked up some decent ones on-line for the heck of it and found these gems:

    Picasso Simmons, Murray State
    Dominitrix Johnson, Illinois St
    Chris P-orn, Elon (You can’t say p orn on this site?)
    King Cannon, Central Arkansas
    Qavotstaraj Waddell, Chattanooga
    Iman Shokouhizadeh, Centenary
    Thanasi Panagiotakopoulos, Northern Colorado
    Uwemedimo Eshietedoho, UMBC
    Philippe Tchekane Bofia, Maine
    Jacob Turnipseed, Nicholls State
    Soloman HorseChief, Pacific
    Urule Igbavboa, Valparasio
    Parfait Bitee, Rhode Island
    Spongy Benjamin, Marist
    Chamberlain “Champ” Oguchi, Oregon

    I loved Reuben Boutmje-Boutmje and Chief Kickingstallionsims too, good call on both of those to the posters. Also have to say Duke Crews formerly of Tennessee is one of the cooler names I have ever heard. Also, their was a European player whose name was Gregor F-ucka (without the -). For a while it looked like he might come to the NBA, but alas, never got the chance to cop that glorious jersey with his last name on the back. If he went to Utah, people would probably petition him to change his name.

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  • #374015
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    mikeyvthedon
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    Ajou-Ajou Deng (Luol’s brother, later dropped an Ajou, like Snoop dropped the Doggy 🙂
    Uwe Blabb
    Majestic and Scientific Mapp
    I am horrible for saying this but, watch out for Peter Jurkin.

    Also, I looked up some decent ones on-line for the heck of it and found these gems:

    Picasso Simmons, Murray State
    Dominitrix Johnson, Illinois St
    Chris P-orn, Elon (You can’t say p orn on this site?)
    King Cannon, Central Arkansas
    Qavotstaraj Waddell, Chattanooga
    Iman Shokouhizadeh, Centenary
    Thanasi Panagiotakopoulos, Northern Colorado
    Uwemedimo Eshietedoho, UMBC
    Philippe Tchekane Bofia, Maine
    Jacob Turnipseed, Nicholls State
    Soloman HorseChief, Pacific
    Urule Igbavboa, Valparasio
    Parfait Bitee, Rhode Island
    Spongy Benjamin, Marist
    Chamberlain “Champ” Oguchi, Oregon

    I loved Reuben Boutmje-Boutmje and Chief Kickingstallionsims too, good call on both of those to the posters. Also have to say Duke Crews formerly of Tennessee is one of the cooler names I have ever heard. Also, their was a European player whose name was Gregor F-ucka (without the -). For a while it looked like he might come to the NBA, but alas, never got the chance to cop that glorious jersey with his last name on the back. If he went to Utah, people would probably petition him to change his name.

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  • #374028
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    the I in win
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    Joe Smith because it sounds like he made it up on the spot.

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  • #374048
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    the I in win
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    Joe Smith because it sounds like he made it up on the spot.

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  • #374148
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    TRC1991
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    I thought the Rhode Island guys had sick names from the 1995-1998 rosters

    1) Tyson Wheeler
    2) Cuttino Mobley
    3) Lamar Odom

    also cincinatti had cool names in the same time range

    1) Kenyon Martin
    2) Melvin “Helicopter” Levitt
    3) Kenny Satterfield
    4) Steve Logan

    other names ive liked:
    Ademola Okulaja- north carolina
    Jelani Janisse- kansas
    Kojo Mensah-Bonsu- washington state (im assuming hes related to Pops)
    DeAngelo Alexander (rolls really smoothly off the tongue)- Charlotte
    Hanno Mottola- Utah
    Mustafa Shakur- Arizona
    Hassan Adams- Arizona
    Andre Iguodala- Arizona

    many more

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  • #374170
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    TRC1991
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    I thought the Rhode Island guys had sick names from the 1995-1998 rosters

    1) Tyson Wheeler
    2) Cuttino Mobley
    3) Lamar Odom

    also cincinatti had cool names in the same time range

    1) Kenyon Martin
    2) Melvin “Helicopter” Levitt
    3) Kenny Satterfield
    4) Steve Logan

    other names ive liked:
    Ademola Okulaja- north carolina
    Jelani Janisse- kansas
    Kojo Mensah-Bonsu- washington state (im assuming hes related to Pops)
    DeAngelo Alexander (rolls really smoothly off the tongue)- Charlotte
    Hanno Mottola- Utah
    Mustafa Shakur- Arizona
    Hassan Adams- Arizona
    Andre Iguodala- Arizona

    many more

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  • #374150
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    llperez

    yinka "stinka" dare

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  • #374172
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    llperez

    yinka "stinka" dare

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  • #374332
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    Narc
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    Scientific and Majestic Mapp….enough said

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  • #374356
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    Narc
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    Scientific and Majestic Mapp….enough said

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  • #375328
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    Counting Stars
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    No one said Kevin Pittsnogle? Really? They made his name into a verb at West Virginia.

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  • #375356
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    Counting Stars
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    No one said Kevin Pittsnogle? Really? They made his name into a verb at West Virginia.

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  • #375347
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    omphalos
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    Hakeem Olajuwon anyone? Rajon Rondo is also an awesome name and for my third I’ll go with… Sun Yue.

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  • #375374
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    omphalos
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    Hakeem Olajuwon anyone? Rajon Rondo is also an awesome name and for my third I’ll go with… Sun Yue.

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