1st (Non) Annual NBADraft.net User Award Extravaganza!!!

next year i’ll be in contention! i’m like the old ass dude from 8 crazy nights just waitin to get that golden patch

Us young users have no luck

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

My first desgn was better : (

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

thank yall for waking me up when it was over!!!!!!!

most consistent-llperez
most entertaining-butidonthavemoney
most insightful-mkadoza

you guys will get awards soon too

you youngin’s gotta pay your dues.

As an award winner, I’d like to say a few things.

First, I am upset my name is not bolded as the others. I understand I did not receive MVP, but I want my name to really pop out at the reader–maybe put in a 3-D code and ship everyone 3-D glasses so they can read my award.

Second, I plan on going away for many months in a while–on my own will, not because of the banhammer (hopefully) and returning again in the spring in hopes of being the only repeat comeback award winner in awards history.

Finally, Thank you fine people of nbadraft.net, thank you aran for your last vote, thank you jesus, and most importantly thank you John Bryant. Without the motivation I get from your looking at your poster on my wall every morning, inspiring me to be the best, fattest, and least coordinated I can be none of this would be possible.

thats it, im taking my skills elsewhere. I mean, couldnt you have at least said llperez comes in second without having to add it was a landslide and i wasnt even close? Seriously, im pulling my kanye right now.

excuse me, ill let you finish in a minute iggy. BUt my stuff was some of the greatest posts of all time. OF ALL TIME!!! Like scarface, im outta here:

nuthin…..damn

SMH!!!

just watching that half baked clip, does anyone else think the dude at the end who gets hit with the burger looks just like grayson boucher aka the professor?

The point stealers are out guys….

Go ahead punks…..we have plenty…..hahahahaha!!!

Where the hell is juice??

butidonthavemoney….edit my posts please…

I hate the awards….I am giving out ALL of them out tomorrow and they will be MUCH better….

You announced the winners 2day and i’ll hand out the awards tomorrow.

They looked plain cheep to me….Tomorrow I’m gettin down to work..

I gave all ya points BTW

 yo money. I have a shaved head. I don’t use no hair gel. Get it right. Scented Candles though, they can be OG when used in the right setting. Don’t hate on the candles. lol

I didn’t know Fizer could be the sexiest bust ever… thanks guys… LOL… can’t wait for the second annual awards…haha

lol, maybe next year…..

hi this is mcdunkin reporting live from elvis presley road in memphis…i would like to thank whoever voted for me because i didnt expect to win….me and haddadi are gonna be drinking good tonight

p.s. free grizzlies medium sized t shirts for everybody

1st of all I’d like to thank God…..without him, none of this is possible.

Aran, for making the best forum ever.

Everyone that argues with me, I like arguing.

Myself for being so DAMN smart and hard-working about the game.

And whoever made my trophy. lol.

I’m playing, but thanks for everyone that voted for me for anything…Let’s try and make it 2 years straight. Still trying to get smarter about the game.

Nobody wants to hear about your “OG” candle-lit masturbating sessions, TLI.

This Voting was RIGGED!!!!

Word has it..That the Machines were Tamm-Ponned with…

1st thing monday morning the Machines will be Com-Fist-Caked

Violin-Laters will be Pros-Ci-Qued

I demand a recount!

All Glory To….Uhm…..Kermit The Frog!

I was nominated for more awards then I thought I would be…(most creative, hottest in the office and most likely to track down the “Real John Bryant”)

I wish you guys could have read up on “The Free Agents” parody…Great stuff…please NoMoney bump it and get at me about writing a few collaborations…I should just check DanEboy about his new Thread…

I again thank the fan bases in NY and Minnesota…Thanks to all Lebron supporters I called out for being a punk ass coward…Thanks to MikeyVtheDon for debating with me for hours about the Illuminati and Lebron’s involvement in it…Thanks to the easy targets like “Knicksboys32 and Tongue out like 23” They give me the fuel that lights my fire…Not the Fire that starts from tli’s candles being knocked of the table in a struggle…You 2 are the biggest haters here…That should have been your award….

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Villain”

Missed by 1 vote? Damn, It’s all good.

Scarecrow? I’m a hater? That’s a good one.

Looking back on it, I think I killed that debate. I honestly almost thought you knew what you were talking about, and that you had inside information I had not heard, but I was terribly disappointed. I wish you the best in your endeavors, and I hope your actual work is much more creative than your posts.