Text messages from Pop

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Text messages from Pop

Found this on Grantland today in a pretyy long article about the epicness Heat-Spurs Game 6. I found this portion to be extra entertaining. Maybe you will too.

Me: yo.
Pop: yo.
Me: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight?
Pop: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight?
Me: uh
Pop: uh
Me: dude come on
Pop: dude come on
Me: jesus christ, man. Aren't you, like, 200 years old?
[No response.]

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Me: alright first half. Danny and kawhi look weird.
Pop: it's his braids. i keep telling kawhi it's not 2001 anymore. He doesn't care. He says he's a really big fan of allen Iverson and also early ludacris
Me: ... that's not what I meant
Pop: what's "early ludacris"
Me: he's this rapper from Atlanta
Pop: hahaha. I know. my wife and I danced our first dance to "what's your fantasy"
Me: wtf is happening right now?

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Me: GREAT third quarter. almost there. i spent the whole thing with my socks on my hands because I thought it was helping. I also changed all of my passwords. i think it's working
Pop: Probably not. Probably something to do with Tim.
Me: every little bit helps, pop
Pop: not hand socks, jackass
Me: you do what you do and I'll do what I do
Pop: okay. I'll be an nba coach and you be a jackass sitting on your living room floor with socks on your hands. I hope you have a heart attack and die right there with your socks on your hands and then the paramedics find you and nobody knows what to make of your sock hand death oh shit I have to go it's time for the fourth

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Me: so manu?
Pop: he's fine
Me: he has 7,000 turnovers this game
[No response.]

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Me: WEREN'T WE JUST UP BY 10? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID LEBRON GO NUTS? IT'S HARD TO SEE ON ACCOUNT OF ALL OF THE TEARS.
[No response.]

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Me: oh god lebron just hit a three did he really just hit a three???
[No response.]

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Pop: PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW
Me: opmn iuty
Pop: ???
Me: meant "on it." sry. hard to text with socks on my hands. Putting back on again now.

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Me: NO NOT RAY WTF NO NO NO
[No response.]
Me: remember the part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to shit?
Pop: no
Me: well there's a part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to shit
Pop: jesus christ
Me: that's this

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Me: did we really just lose that game?
Pop: yes
Me: okay. Nice knowing you. I'm going to go see if I can pay a biker to beat me to death with a tire iron
Pop: peace


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*yawn*

*yawn*

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Me personally

I found this hilarious. The sock hands had me rolling!

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The reference to the movie

The reference to the movie 2012 is classic, haha.

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