[McDunkin]

11 points
3 rebounds
3 blocked shots
2 assist
1 steal
5 turnovers
4 fouls

All in only 32 minutes

Guys…if I can speak from my Darko tatted heart for a second…

(Takes deep breath)

I have been lucky enough in my lifetime to see Michael Jordan at his peak, Tiger Woods at his finest and The Rock before he was in movies.

It is a special feeling when you know you are a witness to greatness at a historical level. This young man gives you that chance. Darko Milicic is just brilliant and gifted. I think we can all agree on that fact. His low post skills have revolutionized high level basketball at a level only Shaq, David Robinson, Hakeem and Wilt Chamberlain can relate to. I’ve seen 7 years worth of his games and yet I never fail to lose control of my bladder.

That being said, watching Darko on the hardwood giving innocent victims…excuse me…i mean defenders legend level post play is just heavenly. His game is just gripping and takes you on an emotional rollercoaster you could only simulate if your dig died, followed by intercourse with Jennifer Lopez in her prime, followed by a twenty four hour DNYCE Trade Deadline Preview Marathon, topped off with a Pizza Party thrown at your house by Aran Smith.

I am so emotionally spent after watching this miracle of a man play, I already called in sick to class in advance for the next 5 days. Do yourself a favor and see this masterpiece of a center.

Nothing more needs to be said. He’s in that Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore pantheon of great centers of our lifetime.

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I heard that Kahn will be putting up a 250 feet Statue of Darko in front of his House

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I heard that Kahn will be putting up a 250 feet Statue of Darko in front of his House

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I heard that Kahn will be putting up a 250 feet Statue of Darko in front of his House

[NbanflguyParticipant]

His game truly is a masterpiece. You cant help but get emotional when you see a player that loves the game as much as him suceed in a wonderful state and wonderful country. God Bless Darko

[NbanflguyParticipant]

His game truly is a masterpiece. You cant help but get emotional when you see a player that loves the game as much as him suceed in a wonderful state and wonderful country. God Bless Darko

[NbanflguyParticipant]

His game truly is a masterpiece. You cant help but get emotional when you see a player that loves the game as much as him suceed in a wonderful state and wonderful country. God Bless Darko

[T-Wolvesfan13Participant]

Lets just hope he does not let this go to his head! And he just keeps playing at this level! The hardest part of this will be him wotking hard the whole time. I mean when you have everyone this out classed it is hard to stay motivated!

[T-Wolvesfan13Participant]

Lets just hope he does not let this go to his head! And he just keeps playing at this level! The hardest part of this will be him wotking hard the whole time. I mean when you have everyone this out classed it is hard to stay motivated!

[T-Wolvesfan13Participant]

Lets just hope he does not let this go to his head! And he just keeps playing at this level! The hardest part of this will be him wotking hard the whole time. I mean when you have everyone this out classed it is hard to stay motivated!

[MinnesotanoParticipant]

 he had a sick dunk over blake! 

[MinnesotanoParticipant]

 he had a sick dunk over blake! 

[MinnesotanoParticipant]

 he had a sick dunk over blake! 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

"The Rock before he was in movies"  LMFAO!!!

And the way you described Darko as if he was a chocolate cake in all these commercials using all the best adjectives.. Funniest post I’ve read in a while.

 

 

I actually heard Darko was going to get the starring role in all the Chuck Norris movies, but he declined and went on to be an NBA legend.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

"The Rock before he was in movies"  LMFAO!!!

And the way you described Darko as if he was a chocolate cake in all these commercials using all the best adjectives.. Funniest post I’ve read in a while.

 

 

I actually heard Darko was going to get the starring role in all the Chuck Norris movies, but he declined and went on to be an NBA legend.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

"The Rock before he was in movies"  LMFAO!!!

And the way you described Darko as if he was a chocolate cake in all these commercials using all the best adjectives.. Funniest post I’ve read in a while.

 

 

I actually heard Darko was going to get the starring role in all the Chuck Norris movies, but he declined and went on to be an NBA legend.

[stanford hoops]

God bless darko?????  Just another way of saying darko bless darko

[stanford hoops]

God bless darko?????  Just another way of saying darko bless darko

[stanford hoops]

God bless darko?????  Just another way of saying darko bless darko

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

too good ^^^

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

too good ^^^

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

too good ^^^

[Hi its BenParticipant]

I’ve officially decided I’m naming my first-born son after him. His name will be Darko Milicic Johnson.. oh how flowing his name sounds.

[Hi its BenParticipant]

I’ve officially decided I’m naming my first-born son after him. His name will be Darko Milicic Johnson.. oh how flowing his name sounds.

[Hi its BenParticipant]

I’ve officially decided I’m naming my first-born son after him. His name will be Darko Milicic Johnson.. oh how flowing his name sounds.

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I actually think playing Darko only 32 minutes is a crime against humanity. How dare Rambis not only risk losing the game, but thats pretty much a big F-U to all the fans at the game and watching around the world. Thats a fireable offense in my book

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I actually think playing Darko only 32 minutes is a crime against humanity. How dare Rambis not only risk losing the game, but thats pretty much a big F-U to all the fans at the game and watching around the world. Thats a fireable offense in my book

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I actually think playing Darko only 32 minutes is a crime against humanity. How dare Rambis not only risk losing the game, but thats pretty much a big F-U to all the fans at the game and watching around the world. Thats a fireable offense in my book

[butidonthavemoney]

Chris Bosh was Miami’s second choice.

Farrah Fawcett had a poster of Darko in her room.

Darko’s upcoming show, "Are You Afraid of the Darko?", is expected to stomp Glee’s sorry-ass ratings.

[butidonthavemoney]

Chris Bosh was Miami’s second choice.

Farrah Fawcett had a poster of Darko in her room.

Darko’s upcoming show, "Are You Afraid of the Darko?", is expected to stomp Glee’s sorry-ass ratings.

[butidonthavemoney]

Chris Bosh was Miami’s second choice.

Farrah Fawcett had a poster of Darko in her room.

Darko’s upcoming show, "Are You Afraid of the Darko?", is expected to stomp Glee’s sorry-ass ratings.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

Unfortunately I missed the game, but I won’t lie, I teared up when reading that statline right now. I am just so emotional. His game is truly a flawless work of art. I am honored to even live in the same country as Darko.

Also, nbanflguy, I think the reason Darko only played 32 minutes tonight, because the Wolves wanted to spare the lives of their opponents. If forced to face Darko for an entire game, it is likely that the opposing team would die from the exaugstion.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

Unfortunately I missed the game, but I won’t lie, I teared up when reading that statline right now. I am just so emotional. His game is truly a flawless work of art. I am honored to even live in the same country as Darko.

Also, nbanflguy, I think the reason Darko only played 32 minutes tonight, because the Wolves wanted to spare the lives of their opponents. If forced to face Darko for an entire game, it is likely that the opposing team would die from the exaugstion.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

Unfortunately I missed the game, but I won’t lie, I teared up when reading that statline right now. I am just so emotional. His game is truly a flawless work of art. I am honored to even live in the same country as Darko.

Also, nbanflguy, I think the reason Darko only played 32 minutes tonight, because the Wolves wanted to spare the lives of their opponents. If forced to face Darko for an entire game, it is likely that the opposing team would die from the exaugstion.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I’m still at a loss for words. It is times like these when you just have to fall to your knees and thank Darko for bestowing his greatness upon us. There is nothing i can say that can capture Darko’s excellence.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I’m still at a loss for words. It is times like these when you just have to fall to your knees and thank Darko for bestowing his greatness upon us. There is nothing i can say that can capture Darko’s excellence.

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I’m still at a loss for words. It is times like these when you just have to fall to your knees and thank Darko for bestowing his greatness upon us. There is nothing i can say that can capture Darko’s excellence.

[NbanflguyParticipant]

Very true The Father. I see your point. I guess i still have my youthful innocense and forgot that everyone is not imortal like Darko. I apologize to Rambis

[NbanflguyParticipant]

Very true The Father. I see your point. I guess i still have my youthful innocense and forgot that everyone is not imortal like Darko. I apologize to Rambis

[NbanflguyParticipant]

Very true The Father. I see your point. I guess i still have my youthful innocense and forgot that everyone is not imortal like Darko. I apologize to Rambis

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I can’t believe I missed this game. Can someone who watched this display of greatness break down each one of Darko’s glorious turnovers? Hopefully all 5 will make the Sportscenter Top 10 Plays and I can see them there.

 

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I can’t believe I missed this game. Can someone who watched this display of greatness break down each one of Darko’s glorious turnovers? Hopefully all 5 will make the Sportscenter Top 10 Plays and I can see them there.

 

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I can’t believe I missed this game. Can someone who watched this display of greatness break down each one of Darko’s glorious turnovers? Hopefully all 5 will make the Sportscenter Top 10 Plays and I can see them there.

 

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I also have an important problem and I would like advice from my fellow Darko fans: I would very much like to purchase a Milicic jersey. But the problem is, I’m not sure if it’s in good taste. Would I be honoring the greatest player ever to walk the face of this worth by wearing the jersey, or would I be defiling the name of Darko Milicic with my unworthiness? What do my fellow members of the fan club think?

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I also have an important problem and I would like advice from my fellow Darko fans: I would very much like to purchase a Milicic jersey. But the problem is, I’m not sure if it’s in good taste. Would I be honoring the greatest player ever to walk the face of this worth by wearing the jersey, or would I be defiling the name of Darko Milicic with my unworthiness? What do my fellow members of the fan club think?

[Im Your FatherParticipant]

I also have an important problem and I would like advice from my fellow Darko fans: I would very much like to purchase a Milicic jersey. But the problem is, I’m not sure if it’s in good taste. Would I be honoring the greatest player ever to walk the face of this worth by wearing the jersey, or would I be defiling the name of Darko Milicic with my unworthiness? What do my fellow members of the fan club think?

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I dont think their could be a downside to a Darko jersey. We should all be wearing one

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I dont think their could be a downside to a Darko jersey. We should all be wearing one

[NbanflguyParticipant]

I dont think their could be a downside to a Darko jersey. We should all be wearing one

[McDunkin]

Father wait until you are ready.

Wearing a Darko jersey before you are physically and mentally ready could be disastrous.

In your day to day life always remember to ask yourself W.W.D.D. (What Would Darko Do)

Example:

Is there an old man driving slow in front of you?

Before you react think W.W.D.D. If you answered

You would be correct

[McDunkin]

Father wait until you are ready.

Wearing a Darko jersey before you are physically and mentally ready could be disastrous.

In your day to day life always remember to ask yourself W.W.D.D. (What Would Darko Do)

Example:

Is there an old man driving slow in front of you?

Before you react think W.W.D.D. If you answered

You would be correct

[McDunkin]

Father wait until you are ready.

Wearing a Darko jersey before you are physically and mentally ready could be disastrous.

In your day to day life always remember to ask yourself W.W.D.D. (What Would Darko Do)

Example:

Is there an old man driving slow in front of you?

Before you react think W.W.D.D. If you answered

You would be correct

[ShekiruBoomParticipant]

 ^^ i don’t get this… why does he offer to fuck their mothers and daughters? isn’t that just giving them what they want?? isn’t every women and men’s dream to be lucky enough to be fucked really hard by Darko/

[ShekiruBoomParticipant]

 ^^ i don’t get this… why does he offer to fuck their mothers and daughters? isn’t that just giving them what they want?? isn’t every women and men’s dream to be lucky enough to be fucked really hard by Darko/

[ShekiruBoomParticipant]

 ^^ i don’t get this… why does he offer to fuck their mothers and daughters? isn’t that just giving them what they want?? isn’t every women and men’s dream to be lucky enough to be fucked really hard by Darko/

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

I had the video copied and everything…..you are just too quick for mortal man….

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

I had the video copied and everything…..you are just too quick for mortal man….

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

I had the video copied and everything…..you are just too quick for mortal man….

[RafterParticipant]

Wow, Darko doin’ work.

[RafterParticipant]

Wow, Darko doin’ work.

[RafterParticipant]

Wow, Darko doin’ work.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

I’m surprised he isn’t played 57 minutes per game.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

I’m surprised he isn’t played 57 minutes per game.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

I’m surprised he isn’t played 57 minutes per game.

[HitsterParticipant]

Mark Cuban must be regretting giving that $54 million contract to Brendan "Hardwood" Haywood this past summer or the $32 million contract to Diop in 2008. Isiah Thomas looks at his poster of Darko and says "Why oh why did I not sign you, when the Cavs drafted LeBron back in 2003, I told everyone one day I’d chase LeBron when in fact I really wanted to sign Darko".

The independent film industry even honoured Knicks president Donnie Walsh when he acquired Darko in a trade by making a film to celebrate the event Donnie Darko.

In Different Strokes, Darko was Arnold Jackson’s favourite basketball player and when Willis said the greatest player ever was Kareem, Arnold said "What you talkin’ about, Willis"

[HitsterParticipant]

Mark Cuban must be regretting giving that $54 million contract to Brendan "Hardwood" Haywood this past summer or the $32 million contract to Diop in 2008. Isiah Thomas looks at his poster of Darko and says "Why oh why did I not sign you, when the Cavs drafted LeBron back in 2003, I told everyone one day I’d chase LeBron when in fact I really wanted to sign Darko".

The independent film industry even honoured Knicks president Donnie Walsh when he acquired Darko in a trade by making a film to celebrate the event Donnie Darko.

In Different Strokes, Darko was Arnold Jackson’s favourite basketball player and when Willis said the greatest player ever was Kareem, Arnold said "What you talkin’ about, Willis"

[HitsterParticipant]

Mark Cuban must be regretting giving that $54 million contract to Brendan "Hardwood" Haywood this past summer or the $32 million contract to Diop in 2008. Isiah Thomas looks at his poster of Darko and says "Why oh why did I not sign you, when the Cavs drafted LeBron back in 2003, I told everyone one day I’d chase LeBron when in fact I really wanted to sign Darko".

The independent film industry even honoured Knicks president Donnie Walsh when he acquired Darko in a trade by making a film to celebrate the event Donnie Darko.

In Different Strokes, Darko was Arnold Jackson’s favourite basketball player and when Willis said the greatest player ever was Kareem, Arnold said "What you talkin’ about, Willis"

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

Mike Brown has nightmares every night about if the Cavs had only drafted Darko 1st overall…..

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

Mike Brown has nightmares every night about if the Cavs had only drafted Darko 1st overall…..

[midwestbbscoutParticipant]

Mike Brown has nightmares every night about if the Cavs had only drafted Darko 1st overall…..

[mj23mj23besteverParticipant]

darko is the only man on the planet to put fear into chuck norris if darko would shed a single tear he could use it to cure the world of all problems but the man the myth the legend that is darko will not allow his great ness to shed that single tear oh praise to darko

[mj23mj23besteverParticipant]

darko is the only man on the planet to put fear into chuck norris if darko would shed a single tear he could use it to cure the world of all problems but the man the myth the legend that is darko will not allow his great ness to shed that single tear oh praise to darko

[mj23mj23besteverParticipant]

darko is the only man on the planet to put fear into chuck norris if darko would shed a single tear he could use it to cure the world of all problems but the man the myth the legend that is darko will not allow his great ness to shed that single tear oh praise to darko

[PureshooterParticipant]

I’m still waiting for Darko’s radio show "Darko After Dark".  Should be riveting. 

[PureshooterParticipant]

I’m still waiting for Darko’s radio show "Darko After Dark".  Should be riveting. 

[PureshooterParticipant]

I’m still waiting for Darko’s radio show "Darko After Dark".  Should be riveting. 

[HitsterParticipant]

Darko would surely have beaten Bruce Lee in Game of Death if he starred in place of Kareem. The WWE wanted Darko to be their torch bearer in the post Austin-Rock era, he would have entered the ring to Real Serbian to the tune of Hulk Hogan’s old theme tune Real American.

[HitsterParticipant]

Darko would surely have beaten Bruce Lee in Game of Death if he starred in place of Kareem. The WWE wanted Darko to be their torch bearer in the post Austin-Rock era, he would have entered the ring to Real Serbian to the tune of Hulk Hogan’s old theme tune Real American.

[HitsterParticipant]

Darko would surely have beaten Bruce Lee in Game of Death if he starred in place of Kareem. The WWE wanted Darko to be their torch bearer in the post Austin-Rock era, he would have entered the ring to Real Serbian to the tune of Hulk Hogan’s old theme tune Real American.

[Counting StarsParticipant]

Serbian is such a beautiful language. Especially when Darko speaks it.

[Counting StarsParticipant]

Serbian is such a beautiful language. Especially when Darko speaks it.

[Counting StarsParticipant]

Serbian is such a beautiful language. Especially when Darko speaks it.

[NYK2010Participant]

Best line was "All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…"

[NYK2010Participant]

Best line was "All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…"

[NYK2010Participant]

Best line was "All Hail The Great Darko..The Most Interesting man in Kahn’s Mind…"

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