Hypothetical Timberwolves/Lynx Trade

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Hypothetical Timberwolves/Lynx Trade

In a shocking draft-day deal, Maya Moore was acquired from the Lynx by David Kahn for Vlade...I mean, Darko, Webber...Milicic; Wayne Ellington, Ricky Rubio, and a Big Box from Taco Bell.

Kahn says on the deal, "You know, we really needed to shake things up here. I hate giving up our manna from heaven, but hey, what the hell. We suck anyways. I guarantee championships for the next 10 years with this deal. Plus, this will help us get the money we need to upgrade our facilities- we'll finally be able to afford that damn Powerade vending machine the players have been &$#%#[email protected]!ing about for years! It's a win-win!"

Meanwhile, the owner of the Lynx stated, "I hate to give up Maya, but now, we'll have the first male players in WNBA history!"


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Maya is used to winning so

Maya is used to winning so wouldn't want to go to the T-Wolves!

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Lol

Well played, sir.

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I would have liked to see

I would have liked to see Brittney Griner declare for the NBA DRAFT. Workouts with her, Matt Howard, Parsons, and Scotty Hopson would be interesting. Not sure who would win those. She could probably go in the 2nd round.

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