John Bryant Facts
Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 at 9:12pm
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John Bryant Facts
I know most of you know the Chuck Norris facts going around the Internet, so why not start one up on how bad John Bryant really is. I think this can be a riot around NBA Draft forums and maybe give him the hype needed so he can go play in Yugoslovia or somewhere of that caliber. So I'll start this one up.
Fact, John Bryant is so dangerous around children that he's been arrested 6 times for child endangerment.
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If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?
How many college basketball seasons does it take for John Bryant to get into the NBA? The world may never know!!!!
what makes you think hes dangerous around children
how would john bryant feel if he saw this
i am john bryant
im starting to think you are John Bryant Btownkid
maybe I am
so...what are you going to do about it...John?
Im not john im just saying that your cruel and dispicable
lol...its all in fun man
what if someone said the same things about you
John Bryant would want this. He loves the publicity.
if you want to give him publicity suport him and tell how good he is
Go John, Go!
thanks bro
By squirmydude at 2009-06-07
John Bryant is slower than a turtle in quick sand Hahahahahhaha
still faster than stephon curry and rubio
looks like hes enjoying that hug
btownkid you really think Bryant & Nivins will both get drafted?
yes they have good stats and will get a chance
John Bryant can walk into a sorority house and dry up the girls faster than 20 gynecologists with cotton swabs.
John Bryant has just been named the national spokesperson for abstinence. Not by choice.
thats ggod stay abstinent
There is no 'ctrl' button on John Bryants computer. John Bryant is always in control
John Bryant can slam a revolving door
You can divide John Bryant's vertical leap by zero.
Every time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection
In that picture it looks like he's hugging Jay Leno circa 1979
Looks like one of those Jonas brothers
John Bryant is so pathetic he was given a scholarship out of pity rather than actual talent through the make a wish foundation
why he gets good stats
are they going to get him to the nba to
They say the sun shines on a dogs ass some days. John Bryant isn't that Dog.
You're a genius. When you started this thread nbadraft became x10 more fun.
If your not having a good time on the internet what elase could you possibly be doing.
love the debates between auber and btownkid. who makes a forum topic "gentle teddy bear"? :)) how old is this kid anyway?
He alleges that he's only 16. He took down the topic of him showing a picture of himself. He didn't look a day over eleven.
Haha that is some funny sh*t
john bryant and eric devendorff are both related somehow...
John Bryants so ugly that tvs with parental control on block you from seeing the games when hes in.
For everyone's enjoyment.
By squirmydude at 2009-06-10
You dont see his flab in that picture.
By squirmydude at 2009-06-07
what ever happend to that kid. I think his feeling got hurt, He creid to mommy and she told him to stay off nbadraft.net
I can't believe this thread is still going.
John Bryant is so blind when he walked into a fish market he took one sniff and shouted "Hello ladies"
john Bryant makes Greg Ostertag look like a track star.
Basketball, so easy, a John Bryant can do it.
is the 10th best college player. (according to the mantis draft value board.)
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
By squirmydude at 2009-06-11
Ostertag, did you know the o tag, has got a 4 inch tatoo of fred flinstone on his calf.
I heard if you buy the playgirl magazine, you get to see where he keeps his 4 inch tatoo of Barney Ruble.