John Bryant Signs a 10 day contract....
With Taco Bell.
i thought you were serious....April fools
I had no intention of that being an April Fool's Joke because it's not. He went back to his hometown and once Taco Bell heard they took notice and jumped on giving him a contract. Taco Bell feels very fortunate because Pizza Hut and KFC made pushes towards John Bryant. John Bryant has yet to comment. Though, the last person who John Bryant ate said Bryant has always enjoyed Taco Bell.
damn, john bryant is getting sponsors now? I wonder if his agent gets a cut or if he even has an agent, "john bryant only wants to play for Brussels"
llperez you are behind with the times. Shortly after the NBA Draft John Bryant ate his agent because John Bryant doesn't like sharing anything, especially his food.
What's this nonsense I'm hearing about a John Bryant thread?
Oh, llperez wins. I wish I could give him more points...
Non-sense??? This is huge for John Bryant, this could be the first thing he will ever be good at in his life.
I was thinking...Aprils Fools also
I love the post knicksfan7, especially because my namesake Joe Wolf at one time before joining the coaching ranks of the CBA, NBDL and now the Bucks while he was a player in the NBA owned a Dairy Queen in Wisconsin.
Joe it is great to see you posting again. I first want to say sorry for what happened to your team, and now things are worse with the possible expansion. I mean seriously whose going to be pumped for the 20 v 13 game between the 2nd place team in the NEC vs. the 3rd place team in the WCC.
Why do I feel different all of a sudden?
You're not pedobear, LEAVE!!!!
Aran are you responsible for this???
I know, that was a rough loss, especially to a team I really wanted to make a run! I'm just keeping my fingers crossed they feild doesn't expand because you are right, man, 32 play in games are not going to make the NCAA tournament any better.
John Bryant has product placement with Taco Bell now?
God, I love that movie; I'm watching it now.
More hits from Master Tang:
It smells pervy in here
Yeah, DanEboy stop looking at pictures of 12 year old girls.
butidonthavemoney, If i remember correctly didn't some one earlier say they looked you up and found info on you and said they were a computer genius or something.
I don't recall...
john bryant is about as cool as cancerous tumors
Actually Bryant dyed his hair and beard and has been kicking people's butts in the tourney under the alias "Brian Zoubek".
He's also appeared in movies such as "The Tao of Steve", under the alias "Donal Logue"
He is also the mastermind behind the shrimp at Taco Bell concept... I think we all know what Jared Sullinger had for lunch before McDonalds game. Blame it on Bryant!
Tharrr he is!!! DOG-PILE!!!!!!
This is my site now!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Aran, you missed it. We had a blast last night; you should have been there. I was making s'mores, no money was telling us about his family, DanEboy's ADD was acting up, knicksfan7 was discussing plans to take over something (forgot what it was), and Quincey.....
Don't even get me started on Quincey.
Aran doesn't respond to us. Only TaylorCondrin...
Fishy, ain't it?
Anyway, something tells me he was spectating and wondering how we happened to his website.
OJJ, giving the great recap. Aran, if I were you I would make OJJ a scout on this site. His scouting report on Willie James Huff was just amazing.
Would it be unreasonable to ask you to make a scouting report on Aran Smith?
You guys will prob call me dumb, but I love how under Aran's name it says Administrator, after like 2000 posts can I get that title as well, and all the people w/over 2000 posts.
money as you know nothing on this site is unreasonable.
I have more points than Aran... Doesn't that entitle me to his power of attorney or something?
Nah it makes you KING.
If nothing else, it means I'm smarter...
I'm still trying to figure out which Utah Jazz legend is nomoney's real father????
Going out on a limb, and saying Greg Ostertag.
I have it narrowed down to Stock or Horny...
OJJ, is that Aran next to Dwight Howard????
That is picture WIN! Do you see how easily Aran can hang upside down? That takes some serious skill.
I demand a Aran Smith scouting report. I can not draft someone without a scouting report the draft is in 83 days it takes me at least 70 days to evaluate someone.
Aran is bigger than I thought he would be...
You know I was just joking yesterday, right? I love and fear you, Aran.
I think it's time for me to straighten up and fly right. No more off-topic chatting for me!
Hey! How about that Motiejunas?
I wonder who would win in a [basketball game] between [Evan Turner], [John Wall], and [Tyreke Evans]... [NBA] rules.
money you just promised in your last post you would not get off topic, and you're doing it again. Do you want to go back to Justin Bieber's basement????
It probably won't be as good as the last one, but here I go.....
STRENGTHS: Aran Smith is a fundamentally sound big man with a special knack for defending multiple players at a time. He has an extremely accurate 15 ft. jumpshot from the left corner. In the paint, he possesses a sweet lefty hook shot, often using the glass to finish.
WEAKNESSES: Rarely shows up to games, choosing to sit in his computer chair and eat Chicken Parmesan sandwiches with extra sauce, while he watches nbadraft.net users get harassed by Quincey. Ignores his teammate's request for a block button. Can only play for the first 2 minutes and 31 seconds of a game before fatigue severely limits his effectiveness, which he counteracts by logging out.
I don't know what you are talking about. My last post was totally on-topic...
Anderson, Aldrich, Aminu
OrangeJuiceJones, how dare you? Aran sacrifices so much for us! He is my personal hero. You apologize NOW!
OJJ, very good in a unique way, not as humorous as the first one, but you don't make fun of Aran because he's a great guy. Very good. Hopefully he is available to us in the 2nd round because he can be a huge asset to our team.
I got framed - butigotnomoney - i'm taking all your points away for that...
Brian Zoubek vs Britney Griner
Hot Dog Eating
editing posts, money, hmmmmmmmm clever.
Brian Zoubek vs Britney Griner
Dunk Competition: Zoubek
Cage Match: Zoubek (Gentle giant prevails)
Chess: Griner (Majors in board games has a 3.97 gpa)
Checkers: Griner (See above)
Hot Dog Eating: Neither (Trick Question, both are vegetarians)
Aran spelled my name wrong... Disrespect...
Back to the wonder and bliss of off-topic.