John Bryant Signs a 10 day contract....
Mikenike,
I had no intention of that being an April Fool's Joke because it's not. He went back to his hometown and once Taco Bell heard they took notice and jumped on giving him a contract. Taco Bell feels very fortunate because Pizza Hut and KFC made pushes towards John Bryant. John Bryant has yet to comment. Though, the last person who John Bryant ate said Bryant has always enjoyed Taco Bell.
Joe it is great to see you posting again. I first want to say sorry for what happened to your team, and now things are worse with the possible expansion. I mean seriously whose going to be pumped for the 20 v 13 game between the 2nd place team in the NEC vs. the 3rd place team in the WCC.
I know, that was a rough loss, especially to a team I really wanted to make a run! I'm just keeping my fingers crossed they feild doesn't expand because you are right, man, 32 play in games are not going to make the NCAA tournament any better.
Actually Bryant dyed his hair and beard and has been kicking people's butts in the tourney under the alias "Brian Zoubek".
He's also appeared in movies such as "The Tao of Steve", under the alias "Donal Logue"
He is also the mastermind behind the shrimp at Taco Bell concept... I think we all know what Jared Sullinger had for lunch before McDonalds game. Blame it on Bryant!
Aran, you missed it. We had a blast last night; you should have been there. I was making s'mores, no money was telling us about his family, DanEboy's ADD was acting up, knicksfan7 was discussing plans to take over something (forgot what it was), and Quincey.....
Don't even get me started on Quincey.
It probably won't be as good as the last one, but here I go.....
STRENGTHS: Aran Smith is a fundamentally sound big man with a special knack for defending multiple players at a time. He has an extremely accurate 15 ft. jumpshot from the left corner. In the paint, he possesses a sweet lefty hook shot, often using the glass to finish.
WEAKNESSES: Rarely shows up to games, choosing to sit in his computer chair and eat Chicken Parmesan sandwiches with extra sauce, while he watches nbadraft.net users get harassed by Quincey. Ignores his teammate's request for a block button. Can only play for the first 2 minutes and 31 seconds of a game before fatigue severely limits his effectiveness, which he counteracts by logging out.
Brian Zoubek vs Britney Griner
Who wins:
Dunk Competition: Zoubek
Cage Match: Zoubek (Gentle giant prevails)
Chess: Griner (Majors in board games has a 3.97 gpa)
Checkers: Griner (See above)
Hot Dog Eating: Neither (Trick Question, both are vegetarians)
With Taco Bell.