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Chris Duhon Benched to Learn Dance Moves

New York Knicks point guard Chris Duhon has been benched as a part of an experiment to become the NBA's first-ever mascot-player, according to extremely reliable, but unnamed sources. Duhon hasn't played since the late February trade which brought Sergio Rodriguez to the Knicks, much to the dismay of his small, but loyal group of fans.

"Whurr Duhon at?" said 13-year-old Laquosemicolon Keeyonda Shaqueesha Tentomalisha Williams from the Bronx. "I ain't seent him in weeks. They keep playin' that ugly White boy at point guard, I'ma get ma shank!" When asked why she liked Duhon so much, she simply replied, "He got nice eyes."

Duhon, however, doesn't seem to mind the move to the bench.

"They're teaching me a lot of stuff," said Duhon, referring to the various choreographers hired by the Knicks to teach him his moves. "So far, I've learned the 'Kid and Play' dance from the first House Party movie, the 'Wacky D' kick move from CB4, the Urkel dance, and the Single Ladies dance. That last one is hard."

"Chris is coming along great," said Knicks coach Mike D'antoni after their 97-87 loss against the Spurs. "He's a fast learner. I just wish he was as good a basketball player as he is a dancer."

If all goes according to plan, Duhon will make his premiere as the Knicks' player-mascot during the first game of the 2010-2011 regular season.


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is there another team with 2

is there another team with 2 worst guards then duhon and sergio? kentucky's guards are wayyyyy better then those two. hell duke guards would out play them

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Kentucky's point guards are

Kentucky's point guards are better than most teams in the NBA, since they have a consensus number one pick on it. As for Duke, even scrub ass Duhon was a stud at Duke and Douglas is 4987356 times better than any scrub they have now. This year is a transition year, the Knicks will look completely different next year from the bottom up and the bandwagon fans will come rolling in.

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ya

Bledsoe and wall are beter than what you think

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no kentucky guards arent

no kentucky guards arent better then most of the nba. bledsoe isnt better then any other teams starter. lets not get carried away now. dohun is bad as a starter with is 7pts 6ast a game but sergio is just as bad with his 8pts 4 ast a game and the team's record being 3-11 with him as the starter

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the 'Wacky D' kick move from CB4

i gave you a point just for that

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we are talking about point

we are talking about point guards Duhon and Sergio don't both start. Matter of fact Duhon has not played a minute in like 2 weeks. John Wall would be a top 5-6 starter in the NBA, and Bledsoe is going to be at the very least a very good back up since he is also projected either late lottery or close to it.

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they both were starters

they both were starters though. doesnt the deer still start?..and hasnt duhon started most of the year?.. point being they both stink. people get on duhon , and he is bad as a starter, but sergio is just as bad. people get blinded with allt he flash but the results are the same. the knicks still lose and sergio gets less assist, shots wrost from three, worst defense, and scores maybe 1more point then duhon did

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you are reading too much

you are reading too much into this. Duhon is officially no longer a knick, he will not play a single minute in that jersey, as for sergio he plays 15-20 mpg and actually does pretty decent in the short time he plays. He might start(sometimes) but tmac, house and douglas all been playing point more than him.

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I know you love to hate on

I know you love to hate on Sergio but he has not been as bad you say he has. 8.3 ppg and 4.5 apg while playing 24 minutes is not awful, he also has a PER of 15.66. Not saying he is great but he is definitely playing better than duhon.
His Per 40 this season has been 16.6 ppg, 8.7 assists and 3.7 rebounds shooting 46%, while Duhons Per 40 was 9.2 ppg, 7.5 assists and 3 rebounds while shooting 34% and a PER of 10.
I know his sample size is smaller but compare that per 40 to say Lebrons number 2 in mo williams...
18.3 ppg, 5.9 assist, 3.6 rebounds shooting 43% with a PER of 15.29. Those numbers are NO BETTER than Sergio's.

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once again with the

once again with the oper...per means nothing..someone was trying to tell mehis per after playing 12min a game and now he gets double that his stats didnt even come close to doubling. not hating on him just calling him what he is and thats a back up pg at best. hes not a true starter. he only starts because he has to and even then they are going with tmac sometimes. that shows how bad of a starter he is if a sg coming back from a horrible injury is taking youre spot at the pg. too many knicks fans cant view thing as they really are. so tired of the per..who cares about that..the only thing that matters is what they do not what they might do if they got 40 or 48 or whatever minutes

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and his numbers on a bad

and his numbers on a bad team in a offense built for you to put up good stats makes it even worst. especially when you dont have any other pg on the team challenging you

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THAT OFFENSE IS NOT BUILT TO

THAT OFFENSE IS NOT BUILT TO INFLATE NUMBERS KNICKS DONT RUN

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lol...riiiiight ....anyway

lol...riiiiight ....anyway sergio is a back up at best and the worst starting pg in the nba and behind a couple of back up point guards....and thats not an opinion thats a fact

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Do you watch the Knicks

Do you watch the Knicks play? that offense is built upon Lee!!! its not about making your point guards numbers go up, honestly is he didnt coach one of the best point guard of all time people wouldnt be saying that.

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OJJ

OrangeJuiceJones I want you to know that I have a patent on these fake news stories. You will be hearing from my lawyers, right after I continue the Popcorn story.

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yeah i watch the knicks run

yeah i watch the knicks run up and down and the games i dont watch i look at the play by play and time of posseion which tells you if a teamis taking quick shots or running half court. and no one is going by who he coached before..everyone knows what type of offense the knicks run. they talk about it allll the time on tnt and nbatv and nba tonight...its no secret what pffense they run...and werent you the per 48 guy???...obviously that meant nothing cuz sergio has double the minutes but isnt puttin gup close to double the stats.....all i hear fromsime knicks fans is excuses about him...its the offense, he needs to get adjusted..blah blah blah..the truth of the matter is he isnt playing much better then he;s played his whole career and thats with double the minutes

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You see the box scorer? well

You see the box scorer? well that doesnt tell you everything try watching a game i know the Knicks suck but if you dont watch him play you shouldnt talk crap.

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Hes their best player

Hes their best player tonight....

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im done arguing with you if

im done arguing with you if you think the knicks play fast and inflate numbers because you are clearly just spewing nonsense.
http://espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/teamstats/_/sort/paceFactor

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ummm how many times do i

ummm how many times do i come on here talking about the game while watching the game......unlike you talking about cousins passing out of a triple team when you didnt even watch tenn play kentucky play last game...reality is sergio sucks..hes a back up even on a bad team.....women lie men lie THE DEER numbers dont...you gotta move on he sucks.as a starter..now ill move on

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they have ONE possession

they have ONE possession more per game than the 15th team in the league in pace. On top of that they are among the worst fast break teams in the leagye (which is what inflates numbers)

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and quincy im sure you read

and quincy im sure you read the rumors that worst case scenario summer for the knicks is bosh and JJ, lets see you bash the Knicks in July =]. Id be a miserable and bitter &$#%#&@! if i lived in Utah too, I kinda feel bad for you I cant even get upset at your constant NY hatred.

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Hey

What's wrong with Utah???

BTW I don't think that is where Quincey lives...

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Lol i never said anything

Lol i never said anything about Cousins passing out of triple teams, and yes i watched nba instead of their last game, but ive seen tons of there games im a die hard Minnasota fan, and of course ive seen a million Kentucky games im not a big fan, but there damn good.

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yeah they are one of the

yeah they are one of the worst because they cant make them and the stats are inflated because they play no defense and get punished early so they score against back ups

and the rumors about worst case is what they hope will happen..just because they say thats the worst case means what?..nothing because none of them knows for sure if bosh or johnson is leaving because those players havent let it be known what they are doing....thats a HOPE for a worst case seniro

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i live in florida and how is

i live in florida and how is it hate if im speaking the truth?..i said sergio is the worst starting pg int he nba..then did a poll and everyone picked every starting pg over sergio..lol..i say the knicks are bad and watch them play and look at there record?..its not hate if its the truth...its no different them me saying the nets are the worst team in the nba..is that hate or the truth

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so which part is hating if

so which part is hating if its been the truth?..and by that comment its obvious you have never lived in utah or even been...thats what fakers do..talk about a place they have never been

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by that logic the nets have

by that logic the nets have the most overrated players in nba history, but you only use your wisdom when it makes the knicks look bad. Knicks do not get blown out that often (yes they are tonight) they susually keep it fairly close but dont have the star power to close out games.

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Honestly if i didnt know you

Honestly if i didnt know you hated the Knicks, and you didnt make up stupid nicknames that your the only one on the site who uses i would say its not hating.

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i would never want to live

i would never want to live in utah or go there for that matter, i never said the knicks were good but you always go out of your way to say something about them when there is plenty of teams struggling. It was no secret this year was a rebuilding year and they were gona suck, you make posts and threads about it like you are some basketball genius and have somethign insightful to say by stating the knicks suck.

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sorry double post

sorry double post

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sorry double post

sorry double post

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one thing is stating the

one thing is stating the fact, but everytime im on this site and see a negative knick thread it is started by quincy, or if there is a knick thread made by someone else he is in there calling sergio a deer or saying how dumb the knicks r for w/e reason. We are all aware the knicks suck quincey.

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whats funny is i just looked

whats funny is i just looked at the history of knicks post and there have been many other ones not by me.. alot of duhon sucks but thats cool to say he sucks cuz you dont like him huh?..a coupule about steph but thats ok too. but if its someone you like then thats not cool...and good im glad you dont wanna go to utah...its more of a place for peopel who like to live out side the box and experience new things and new places not just stay in there comfortable box...whats funny is you have no problem with someone making a post about being on the knicks nuts or who they might get in the summer. if you gonna accpe the good then accept the bad that comes with it..dont just be cool with someone prasing them. if it hurts youre feelings then get a new hobby. or if you vcant take it then ignore it just just like diddy i cant stop wont stop eh eh eh eh..lol...so DEAL WIT IT. if my lakers end up being a disgrace like youre knicks then id be more then happy and man up and not cry about you talking bad or hating on my lakers

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ightt budddyyyy just looks

ightt budddyyyy just looks like you spend too much time on just the knicks trust me i don't really care that much. as for utah being for people that think outside the box im from the most culturally diverse and interesting place in the world, Utah can't hold a light up to brooklyn in terms of "experiencing new things". Unless when you talk about experiencing new things you mean having 6 wives and not having neighbors for 4587376 miles.

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You swear everybody likes

You swear everybody likes the hustle and bustle of New York City, man.

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Apples

Apples and oranges.

OrangeJuiceJones, look at what happened. This is all your fault.

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I know. Me and the team at

I know. Me and the team at Fox News Sucks would like to issue our sincerest apologies to whomever became upset due to the creation of this topic.

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Ahhhh

I'm in offended.

Fox News Sucks? What are you a democrat? What are you black? What has Fox News ever done to you? (Unless you are a black democrat...)

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Ahhhh

I'm in offended.

Fox News Sucks? What are you a democrat? What are you black? What has Fox News ever done to you? (Unless you are a black democrat...)

Edit: I'm so in offended. You can tell by the double post.

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How did you KNOW?!? I'm

How did you KNOW?!? I'm gonna go look for the camera you implanted in our facilities (which is a basement with one window that doesn't open all the way).

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nahh i know different people

nahh i know different people like different things but he said that utah is for people that think outside of the box and like new things and all that nonsense and honeslty nothing fits that descriptions better than nyc. i understand that to each is own, but for me personally utah just doesn't cut it.

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yeah cuz there can can

yeah cuz there can can experience getting youre wallet stolen, car stolen, cant find jobs because there arent many to find..dirty...yeah youre right thats place is soooo much better...ive lived in both places and i can tell you salt lake city is wayyyy better (spring creek tower apartments bk newyork)....so ive experienced both not just read about one place while living in the other

and you need to stop being so sensitive and a hypocrite..you have no problem with people d#ck and put up 40 post about the knicks getting lebron or this or that guy or the knicks look good. but as soon as some on puts a negitive thing you get all offended. you cant have it both ways

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Wow

another biased new yorker. I have lived in utah off and on my hole life, I have also lived in San Antonio, Atlanta and Boise. Salt Lake is by far my favorite place, for people that think to live in Utah you have 6 wives obviouslly know nothing about the state. I have never met a polygamist and I think they all live in Texas, wasn't that where that polygi raid was?

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i cant fault him though

i cant fault him though because before i moved to utah i used to think the same way. once i got there and meet the people and saw how cheap it was to live there plus how low crime is and of course the beautiful women i was hooked

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sorry I came off a ignorant

sorry I came off ignorant I'm sure Utah is nice, I'm just more of a city person and prefer LA, NY and Miami to small towns.

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its cool..i was in the exact

its cool..i was in the exact frame of mind about it...saltlake city is like its own lil miami. a safer cheaper cleaner with less clubs..lol

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