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Mikenike, didn't you used

Mikenike, didn't you used have like 5000 points?

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double post look down

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Must

Must. Give. McDunkin. More. Points.

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That was the best

That was the best non-&$#%#&@!ographic 7-minute video I've seen in years.

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They consider &$#%#&@! a bad

They consider &$#%#&@! a bad word? p.o.r.n.

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I did have more than 5000

I did have more than 5000 points, i dont know what happened

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mikenike

Your points weren't legit. You (or somebody who really, really likes you) got them using the point glitch.

The points were reset, and all is right in the world again.

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Exposed! You mad,

Exposed! You mad, mikenike?

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Yeah, you mad. I can tell.

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Shut

Shut your word-hole!

I'm onto you OrangeJuiceJones...

How did you end up with more points than me?

Maybe a night in tli232's basement will loosen your tounge...

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No way I'm going back down

No way I'm going back down there. It smelled like oven-baked ass in that basement, and some hairy Filipino guy named Jaguar kept poking me in the stomach with an empty soda can. Tell me how the truck of the Orkin man I sent to his house has been parked across the street for 3 days?

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I gotta take a pee-pee.

I gotta take a pee-pee.

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You're a freak OrangeJuiceJones... Maybe you would be more comfortable mustarding this girl...

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I would, but I can't afford a

I would, but I can't afford a genie. I left my wallet in tli232's basement after my life-saving Texas Hold 'Em victory.

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If

If you need some extra cash, Conan O'Brien is hiring assistants...

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Treadmill fail
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Thanks, but I'm straight... I

Thanks, but I'm straight... I mean good. Aside from my life, I also won two cases of Coors Light and Soulja Girl hired me as her manager. I get 10% of the profits from her upcoming book "Where My Du-Rag At? My Day on the M.A.R.T.A. Train." I also get 10% of the profits from her single, "I'm Pressin' Charges."

Man, tli232 was PISSED at me becoming her manager. He is well aware of her star potential.

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What

What the eff?!?

Kathleen is a girl's name...

Oh great, now I can't be myself.

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nah, i'm a dude. someone said

nah, i'm a dude. someone said something about there being no chicks on this site the other day so i thought i would throw everyone off a bit

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Whew

That's a relief.

Poop.

Boogers.

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You think that's bad? The

EDIT: The comment previously posted in this box by OrangeJuiceJones has absolutely nothing to do with the underage girl he is scheduled to meet tomorrow at 3 P.M.

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that guy looks like an indian

that guy looks like an indian version of george michael

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OrangeJuiceJones

That's trouble. You have to sprint and go straight for the goodies.

Or else you will be sweating in front of week-old brownies.

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Ssshhhh. I can't talk about

Ssshhhh. I can't talk about it any longer. Chris Hansen is always watching... Or listening... Or both.

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Hey

OrangeJuiceJones.

Did I mention that I was a 12 year old girl? Pineapple pizza is my favorite. My parnets are going to be gone tonight. I'm kind of bored. lol

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is this how tli232 gets people into his basement?
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No way. I'm not driving 90

No way. I'm not driving 90 minutes just to lose another pizza.

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Nah

Whenever tli232 bans somebody, they automatically get transfered to his basement.

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tli232 used to do that, until

tli232 used to do that, until his van broke down from all of the excess slamming that went on during his kidnappings. Now, he just uses this:

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i can't imagine the terrors

i can't imagine the terrors in tli232's basement. anything from rubbing Gary Buseys' nipples to watching re-runs of the waltons

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Tell me how he has every

Tell me how he has every episode of "Hip Hop Harry" on D.V.D. with himself edited into the episodes, dancing alongside Harry step-for-step.

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Kathleen

No, no, no. You got it all wrong.

Busey resides in Justin Bieber's basement. He runs with Eli Porter, and the Short Bus Ridaz.

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Yeah, Bieber's basement is

Yeah, Bieber's basement is much bigger. It even has carpet.

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it wouldn't surprise me if he

it wouldn't surprise me if he also played pa rappa the rapper non-stop as well but he never gets past the driving test level

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oops my bad, btw when is the

oops my bad, btw when is the next addition to the popcorn story comming out? i was wondering if in a fit of hunger John Bryant ends up eating mikenike

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He actually played Mike

He actually played Mike Tyson's Punch-Out for NES when I was staying there. He couldn't get past Don Flamenco. I tried to give him tips, but he'd just growl at me whenever I opened my mouth. After 10 tries, he put the game in a cardboard box that had "Hard Crap" written on the front of it. It was pretty full.

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was nba jam for sega in there

was nba jam for sega in there too? if it is my guess is he could never figure out how to break the backboard

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Wow

I didn't know that anyone read Popcorn Dos besides me and OJJ.

I'll finish it tonight or tomorrow. I've just been lazy. My bad.

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He kept trying to shoot

He kept trying to shoot threes. Again, he wouldn't listen to me when I told him to take the ball to the hoop.

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it's good stuff, funny as

it's good stuff, funny as hell actually

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HA

"After 10 tries, he put the game in a cardboard box that had "Hard Crap" written on the front of it. It was pretty full."

This made me chuckle. It's going into the "Chuckle Archives"

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maybe tli232 should try

maybe tli232 should try something easier. how about duckhunt?

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He tried Duck Hunt twice. He

He tried Duck Hunt twice. He said that the recoil from the gun was making him miss. I wanted to laugh when he said "recoil" and when he stumbled backwards after every shot, but you have to watch your mouth when you're tied up to a chair in a smelly basement.

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I

I heard that tli tried to petrify your body, so that he could eat you.

Any truth to that rumor?

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that's true, Justin Biebers'

that's true, Justin Biebers' basement at least had carpet. tli232 probably just just used broken down cardboard boxes that have a "hint" of urine that he found outside to cover the floors

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Yeah. Ms. tli232 saved my

Yeah. Ms. tli232 saved my life. If his mom had come downstairs to do his laundry two seconds later, I would have been in his belly.

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His basement floor consisted

His basement floor consisted of random pieces of urine-scented cardboard, plywood that had holes in it, and your basic concrete floor. He has to hop from concrete space to concrete space because he's afraid of getting his socks dirty.

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You

You should do a Popcorn Dos prequel spin-off...

Adventures in tli232's Basement

Starring SpencerisHawesome, auber, yupyup and knicksfreak.

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That's a great idea. I don't

That's a great idea. I don't remember knicksfreak, so I'll replace him with Quincey; that always get a laugh. I'll probably start it tomorrow. For now, I'm just gonna get some shuteye. I don't want to be late for my "meeting" tomorrow.

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you know OJJ, Money has a

you know OJJ, Money has a good point. i think a tli232 spin-off is good idea. maybe mr. 6000 and Tezo should be in it too being that they post the most

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