All White Basketball League
who they getting as coaches? larry the cable guy? uncle jessie from the dukes of hazzard?
instead of the jump ball...they'll be starting every game with Former vice president Dick Cheney firing his gun...
will all their games be broadcasted on the country music channel or on foxtv?
will brian scalabrine and mark madsen defect to this league?
will Rosanne Barr,Sarah Palin,Flo from Alice & that white lady Emmitt Till whistled at be their cheerleaders?
there might be 2 black fans in the stands.. instead of ordering hot dogs.they might order soup so they can see the crackers drown..
after a team wins will kool & the gang's ''celebration'' be replaced with the ''south should raise again''?
will they only serve beer in cans at halftime?
will meth users have their own section?
would they give uncle tom's like bobcats owner bob johnson & gop leader micheal steele jobs working at the concession stands?
will they attach a hoop on every trailor park trailor?
would they serve grey poupon on every sandwich?
will they outlaw dunking & fastbreaks?
will they lower the goal from 10 feet to 6 feet?
when they have family nights...will they supply the families with condoms? LMAO!!!
will they allow teams 5 minutes to get the ball across the halfcourt line?
HEY!! MAYBE THEY DRUGGED TIGER WOODS and lied that he slept with all those women, so he could retire and golf could be ALL WHITE AGAIN!!!!
obviously , it is racist. Any group that excludes you for your race is racist. Hence the name. But In order to guarantee failure we shouldnt make a big deal about it. Why you ask? The more people make a fuss , the more intrigue. Whether the Black or White, racist or not. People will want to watch just out of curiosity.