NBA Player Resolutions...
Eddy Curry - Lose weight
Greg Oden - Get healthy
Lebron James - Be more dramatic
Kobe Bryant - Be a role model
Kevin Durant - Make a rap video
Allen Iverson - Keep scoring
Elton Brand - Get off the bench
Don Nelson - Make the craziest trade ever
Dwyane Wade - Clothing line
Carmelo Anthony - Keep baby fat off
Tracy McGrady - Play more than 8 minutes a game
Dwight Howard - Make a jumper
Chris Bosh - Look like Bob Marley
Jonny Flynn - Quit smiling
Mike D'antoni - Stick it to "The Man"
Taylor Griffin - Dunk on his brother
Haha....Sorry, I don't have any that could match yours.
Delonte West - Use a holster instead of a guitar case
Carlos Boozer - Put money even higher above loyalty
Danny Granger - Complete the bat cave (He's really building one in his home)
Chris Paul - Find a teammate to pass to
Rajon Rondo - Learn how to shoot free-throws
DeAndre Jordan make his free throws...
Earl Boykins-Get some custom made high heel nike's
Shaq-Win a ring for the King
Lamar Odom-Lay off the gummy worms
Dwight Howard-Get an adidas MVPuppet.
Tayshaun Prince- find some muscle
J.R. Smith: Stop talking to yourself on the court. It's weird
Samuel Dalembert: Get a hand transplant
Baron Davis: Get a haircut man...
Luke Walton: Quit talking to fans behind the bench
Joakim Noah: Flick your wrist vertically, not horizontally
Mike Beasley: Cut your hair...No grown man should have braids. It's 2010 buddy!
Al Harrington: Iron those wrinkles...in your head
Brandon Jennings - To not go on twitter
John Bryant: Make an NBA roster, and don't eat any Girl Scouts (or the cookies for that matter, no need for all those calories)
Brook Lopez: Carry the Nets to an unprecedented 2-game winning streak
T-Mac: Stay healthy, and prove the doubters wrong
Renardo Sidney: Become eligible, then do some weight training to get rid of those man-boobs
Shaq: Make another rap album, and make sure you have a collaboration with Eli Porter or Hot Boy Melvin
David Stern: find some way to get John Wall onto the Knicks
Darko: play for a team in a league that won't "lie" to him
Carl Landry: no more white German chocolate (it's bad for his teeth)
Monta Ellis: to find a closer so he won't have to pull a Roy Halladay every game
Vinny Del Negro: some old Red Auerbach coaching tapes with the old school NBA stars running set plays/ techniques
Portland Trailblazers: a decent health care plan in the NBA
Grizzlies fan(s): find a way to fire Chris Wallace before he trade Mayo/Gay for a '88 Yugo and future cash considerations
Trevor Ariza:Shoot Over 38%
Thunder- Get a decent big man