RUDEBOY's MidSeason Awards..Wit a little help from KANYE WEST
For Most Improved Player...The Candidates are...
4.Chris Douglas Roberts
And Mr. West the Winner is..(KANYE VOICE)ok..ok..let me say this..Carl my man..i never see u play..but when i see the boxscore u have 16 points & 7 boards..4give me i have a metal plate in my head..and when there's a storm ..it causes me to behave strangely and go off at certain times of the month!! Rondo u're the engine that makes the Celtics go..u deserve to be an AllStar this year..Chris Douglas Roberts my man..i know u would either be a star or out of the league in 2 years..Glad to see u became a star..U're style is so unortrodox but effected..Luv u man....Marc my man..to be honest u doing yo thang down low, gittin dem double-doubles..and u tryin to be a leader and u physical..but nobody gets traded for their brah,that sounds freakish & backwoods mormon like stuff..i ma leave dat alone..my man Noah ..u might be on the allstar team if Chicago had a better record..i love yo energy..jest for the game.all out hustle..u shoot like u're handcuffed..but dats ok..that suit u wore at the draft...4get about it..i took it to my tailor.so he could hem it for Willie Tyler & Lester..Gasol u get this award for Most Improved Player.....
For 6th Man of the Year...The Candidates are....
And Mr.West the Winner is..(KANYE VOICE) ok..ok..let me say this.JT it seems like u were born to be a scorer..Carl u poppin up everywhere..but u and Trevor r playin so well the Rockets dont know whut to do wit T-mac..Al u giving Knicks fans a little sumthing sumthin to be xcited about...Crawford u are playing so well..i was gonna give this award to u..But i heard J.R Smith hangs out wit Agent Zero & the Rapper T.I..and they carry guns ,hand grenades,laser rifles,machine guns,ak-47s,mack 10's,missiles,tanks ,all kinds of explosives and they practice VOO DOO so i'ma give this to MR Smith
For Defensive Player of the Year..The Candidates are...
And MR WEST the Winner is..(KANYE VOICE)...ok..ok..let me say this Ron-Ron your defensive efforts r being overlooked cuz u playing wit a team of allstars...Shane u are all over guys frustrating da hell outta dem..just like dat morning breath...Dwight u the best big in the nba today..Wade u made yoself a great player wit hard work & determination..LBJ..man if u had a better coach & yo mates could create fo themselves..u wouldnt be runnin behind guys for those chase down blocks..but the league wants to showcase their premier player..so Commish says this awards is yours
For Coach of the Year..The Candidates are...
And MR WEST the winner is...(KANYE VOICE)ok..let's get right to it..i got a flight to PAR-RI i have to catch...Paul Westphal wins
For Rookie of the Year...The Candidates are
And MR WEST the Winner is...(KANYE VOICE) alright..ok..let me say this..i thought this draft wuz F-ed*** up and weaker THAN 50 CENT since he left DR. DRE...oooooohhh!!!!! (editor's note..that was a low blow) but y'all and da rest of this rookie class showed me sumthing..Tyreke u should be on the allstar team this year..Jennings u reminds me of Iverson...Hope u listen to coach and practice cuz u're going to be special..But Tyreke wins this award
NBA MVP...The Candidates are...
And Mr West the Winner is ......(KANYE VOICE)ok..ok..let me say this..Dirk, my man, U KOOL WIT ME..BUT SCREW GERMANY!!!! THEY dont like BLACK PEOPLE...They never like Black People.They never have and never will...Germans dont like me..I dont like dem!! SO SCREW Hitler ,The Heinrich Manuever and German Chocolate Cake!! Brandon u holding thangs 2gether in RIP CITY..even the coach & mascot are hurt....Melo u matured so much.right now u're 1 of the top 5 players in nba..And yo girl is fine..very beautiful lady.but she's a golddigga..i heard Hammer, David Vaughn,Jimmy King & Ray Jackson the 2 members of the Fav 5..That didnt make the NBA wanted to marry her..but she said Aint MESSIN WIT NO BROKE ***** ...LBJ my man.. u the man..BUT KOBE is the greatest of ALL TIME..his team of allstars are working so well 2gether...THIS AWARD SHOULD GO TO KOBE..KOBE IS THE GREATEST OF ALLTIME
That Howard shouldn't be mentioned as a top-5 mvp canidate...His numbers are down and recently he just can't score...Nice list though.
Rudeboy are you a &$#%#&@! retard? Learn how to spell and your Dirk comment is a &$#%#&@! joke ......
hahahaha.. ...i heard yo mom use to blindfold u and then send u to play in the streets
F.u.c.k Kanye West
Rudeboy are you high man.... This is some weird commentary to say the least. You must have a lot of time on your hands... I agree with all your candidates though. Carl Landry could get both sixth man and most improved.
You guys are idiots, he was doing the commentary from Kanye West's perspective, lighten up. Good lists man, like to hear from Kanye even tho hes a douche. lol I agree with the Kobe call, he is the greatest ever. I think you overlooked Rodney Stuckey for most improved tho, he can really play.
u guys ARE SLOW!!! I mean SLOW!!! I WAS naming the mid-season award winners..but putting it from kanye west's point of view.......Everything on my list is taken from a kanye song or something kanye did or said...u guys r slow
lol..pretty funny. but greg. howard doesnt score much because his team shoots alot of threes and some games doesnt give him the ball much hence his scoring is gonna go down.