If pro/college basketball didn't exist.............
If pro/college basketball didn't exist, what do you think these guys would these guys be doing with their lives? Try and be creative.
Chris "Birdman" Andersen
Ron Artest: Part of Kanye West's entourage
Chris Andersen: Human Bean Pole
Starbury: Admitted to a psych ward
KG: Motivational Speaker for Bi-Curious boys
Gerald Green: Standing next to average looking people to make them seem comparatively better looking
LeBron: &$#%#&@!star/ Professional Body Builder
J.R. Smith: .... I got nothing
Stephen Jackson: Professional pedofile ( I don't know about you, but his smile is SOOO CREEPY)
Carmelo: Playing the token Black kid in High school Musical 4 through 20
Sebastian Telfair: .... I got nothing
Derrick Rose: College Dropout... ZING!
Jamario Moon: Harlem Globetrotter team member.
Ron Artest: nfl linebacker
Chris "Birdman" Andersen: volleyball player
LeBron: not sure what nfl position.
those are all i have.
I think if Chris "Birdman" Anderson didn't have the NBA's millions of dollars to motivate him to get off drugs, he be kicking it in a trailer park cooking meth
Ron Artest-- Co-Hosting Americas Most wanted ( Repeatedly telling people about the incident with his friend at the basketball court)
Chris "Birdman" Andersen-- Living in Sesame street Married To Big Bird
Stephon Marbury- Gay Stripper / Video hoe
KG- That Tall Guy Thats Always Plays At the YMCA
Gerald Green- Playing High School Basketball for the rest of his life
LeBron--- Lebron Who?
J.R. Smith -- Will Make a Documentary on What The J.R Really Stands For
Stephen Jackson- Will try to Force Micheal jackson Spot on The jackson 5
Carmelo- Becomes Willy Wonkas New Associate
Sebastian Telfair- Owning the Strip Club Marbury Works In
Derrick Rose-- Be So Poor he Couldn't Afford His Last name
Jamario Moon-- Lab Rat
i can see rose,lebron,artest playing football...couldnt ya'll see artest being a mma fighter though
points for tli and basketballguru. some of the funniest stuff i have seen. good work.
LeBron would definetley be a wide reciever. thats what he played in hs.
Ron Artest- Riding the short bus with tented windows constantly listening to his rap CD (which was pretty horrible btw). Is it me, or are Artest's eyes EXTREMELY close together...thats a sign of a slow kid.
Chris "Birdman" Andersen- Going to college parties getting stoned up..
Stephon Marbury- Trying to get the Starbury symbol off of his head without a laser..
KG-A stunt double for Kermit the Frog...
Gerald Green- Asking Travis Ford to let him walk on to his program at OK State..
LeBron- Playing Tight End for the Cleveland Browns, talking the coaches into hiding game film of him getting crackbacked on a crossing route..
J.R. Smith- Getting jumped constantly in Newark for throwing up random gang signs for gangs he's not in....
Stephen Jackson-Trying to find the man that had him arrested a year ago..
Carmelo- A car accident victim that leaves the scene, he's good at hitting and running (remember the fight against Denver)
Sebastian Telfair- Playing in Rucker Park talking about how their are no cat-sized rats in the streets of Minneapolis..
Derrick Rose- A student at Sylvan Learning Center...
Jamario Moon-Harlem Globetrotter stuntman...
Iggy, your list is pretty awesome
Chris "Birdman" Andersen - On the cover of high times as man of the decade
Stephon Marbury - Roller Derby referee
KG - Big and Tall model
Gerald Green - Bike Messanger
LeBron - NFL wide reciever (probably the best or close to it)
J.R. Smith - Dentist
Stephen Jackson - Does it really matter?
Carmelo - Daycare teacher
Sebastian Telfair - Roller Coaster Operator
Derrick Rose - Janitor
Jamario Moon - Underwater scuba photographer
What I mean by not putting anything next to Ron is that I think Ron would be Ron no matter what, it seems basketball is more of a distraction to him then something he likes doing.
actually Greg Oden would be a dentist thats what he loves doing besides basketball.