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If pro/college basketball didn't exist.............

If pro/college basketball didn't exist, what do you think these guys would these guys be doing with their lives? Try and be creative.

Ron Artest

Chris "Birdman" Andersen

Stephon Marbury

KG

Gerald Green

LeBron

J.R. Smith

Stephen Jackson

Carmelo

Sebastian Telfair

Derrick Rose

Jamario Moon


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my take

Ron Artest: Part of Kanye West's entourage

Chris Andersen: Human Bean Pole

Starbury: Admitted to a psych ward

KG: Motivational Speaker for Bi-Curious boys

Gerald Green: Standing next to average looking people to make them seem comparatively better looking

LeBron: &$#%#&@!star/ Professional Body Builder

J.R. Smith: .... I got nothing

Stephen Jackson: Professional pedofile ( I don't know about you, but his smile is SOOO CREEPY)

Carmelo: Playing the token Black kid in High school Musical 4 through 20

Sebastian Telfair: .... I got nothing

Derrick Rose: College Dropout... ZING!

Jamario Moon: Harlem Globetrotter team member.

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Ron Artest: nfl

Ron Artest: nfl linebacker

Chris "Birdman" Andersen: volleyball player

LeBron: not sure what nfl position.

those are all i have.

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I think if Chris "Birdman"

I think if Chris "Birdman" Anderson didn't have the NBA's millions of dollars to motivate him to get off drugs, he be kicking it in a trailer park cooking meth

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Ron Artest-- Co-Hosting

Ron Artest-- Co-Hosting Americas Most wanted ( Repeatedly telling people about the incident with his friend at the basketball court)

Chris "Birdman" Andersen-- Living in Sesame street Married To Big Bird

Stephon Marbury- Gay Stripper / Video hoe

KG- That Tall Guy Thats Always Plays At the YMCA

Gerald Green- Playing High School Basketball for the rest of his life

LeBron--- Lebron Who?

J.R. Smith -- Will Make a Documentary on What The J.R Really Stands For

Stephen Jackson- Will try to Force Micheal jackson Spot on The jackson 5

Carmelo- Becomes Willy Wonkas New Associate

Sebastian Telfair- Owning the Strip Club Marbury Works In

Derrick Rose-- Be So Poor he Couldn't Afford His Last name

Jamario Moon-- Lab Rat

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i can see rose,lebron,artest

i can see rose,lebron,artest playing football...couldnt ya'll see artest being a mma fighter though

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points for tli and

points for tli and basketballguru. some of the funniest stuff i have seen. good work.

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LeBron would definetley be a

LeBron would definetley be a wide reciever. thats what he played in hs.

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Ron Artest- Riding the short

Ron Artest- Riding the short bus with tented windows constantly listening to his rap CD (which was pretty horrible btw). Is it me, or are Artest's eyes EXTREMELY close together...thats a sign of a slow kid.

Chris "Birdman" Andersen- Going to college parties getting stoned up..

Stephon Marbury- Trying to get the Starbury symbol off of his head without a laser..

KG-A stunt double for Kermit the Frog...

Gerald Green- Asking Travis Ford to let him walk on to his program at OK State..

LeBron- Playing Tight End for the Cleveland Browns, talking the coaches into hiding game film of him getting crackbacked on a crossing route..

J.R. Smith- Getting jumped constantly in Newark for throwing up random gang signs for gangs he's not in....

Stephen Jackson-Trying to find the man that had him arrested a year ago..

Carmelo- A car accident victim that leaves the scene, he's good at hitting and running (remember the fight against Denver)

Sebastian Telfair- Playing in Rucker Park talking about how their are no cat-sized rats in the streets of Minneapolis..

Derrick Rose- A student at Sylvan Learning Center...

Jamario Moon-Harlem Globetrotter stuntman...

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awesome

Iggy, your list is pretty awesome

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Ron Artest Chris "Birdman"

Ron Artest

Chris "Birdman" Andersen - On the cover of high times as man of the decade

Stephon Marbury - Roller Derby referee

KG - Big and Tall model

Gerald Green - Bike Messanger

LeBron - NFL wide reciever (probably the best or close to it)

J.R. Smith - Dentist

Stephen Jackson - Does it really matter?

Carmelo - Daycare teacher

Sebastian Telfair - Roller Coaster Operator

Derrick Rose - Janitor

Jamario Moon - Underwater scuba photographer

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Ron Artest

What I mean by not putting anything next to Ron is that I think Ron would be Ron no matter what, it seems basketball is more of a distraction to him then something he likes doing.

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actually Greg Oden would be

actually Greg Oden would be a dentist thats what he loves doing besides basketball.

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