Whenever you play ball
I know this is probably a lame topic, but whenever you are with friends, at the gym, or just in the driveway, which player do you pick. You know, like, "Ten Seconds left, LeBron James with the ball" in the driveway, sometimes I name myself. haha. or at gym and with friends you might act like someone else. More recently, if I get by someone and get an easy layup I'll be like, "Ricky RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBIO" haha. I stretch the name out as if in the arenas. Or if I hit a shot, i'll be like, "Uh oh, Ricky getting his jumpshot down" hahaha
Joe Wolf, or if i'm feeling on fire from an 18 foot jump shot, Bill Wennington
Jordan passes to Wennington....from 18,....BULLS WIN!!! BULLS WIN!!!!
I'll be like Inbounds to MJ or Jay Williams turnaround j it's good bulls win!!!
whenever i shoot and there's 4 sec on the clock- Derek Fisher
When I choke a friend- Spreewell!!!
When I shoot when I know im not supposed to- Zach Randolph
When people hold there breath when i shoot- Tyrus Thomas
When I play D- Artest
When I dont know what im doing- Kwame!
When I pass the ball and it gets turnover- Beno Udrih!
When I miss a dunk badly- Julian Wright
When I dunk on someone- Shawn Kemp
When I grab a rebound- Buck Williams
That's what i scream when in those position
I usually just pick a no name player
like SUN YUE WITH THE GAME WINNER
oh yeah., today i was shooting and it just popped up in my head, "Wally Z for threeeeeeeee" haha
good stuff qhaynes. Reminds me of that Chappelle show skit.
whenever I I fumble a pass i say "Kwame"
when I miss a clutch free throw,"Lebron"
Hit a ridiculous 3 in someone's face, "Van Exel"
if you were pretending to be Prince and the Revolution hoopin' it up
another great Chappelle skit
haha, yeah I say "shoot it, shoot the j!" like Prince. I also grab my rebounds in traffic like Jim Carrey in Cable Guy.
When I was 12, I was playing for my city's team. I was 5'6", 195-200. Being at such a high level for my age group, I was the shortest guy on my team by a solid inch. So, I started getting called Iverson, as a joke. But being the heaviest guy on the team by at least 30 pounds, Some people called me Shaq because I was a guard who posted up anyone, big or small and was second on the team in rebounds. So.. I amalgamated the names and yelled out Iver-Shaq whenever I would Grab a defensive rebound, take the ball up, and post up on a 100 pound guards.
"Probably sounds really stupid..."