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  • #61325
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    valentine

    Disclaimer: no-one expects you to win. Just score a few buckets.

    Rules:

    1) Any NBA player – past or present. And doesn’t have to be prime version of themselves. But it can be a prime version of yourself (If you are too old or young to play NBA)

    1) Game of 1 on 1 – First to 11

    2) Winner gets possession

    3) Shoot from 3pt range to start

    4) No rebounds. If you miss, possession automatically changes

    5) Scoring in 1s. 3s are worth 2.

    6) Its OK to exaggerate your ability…

    I’m going to go first, and claim I could actually BEAT Satnam Singh. I’d hit a 3 before him to start. I doubt he’d extend his defense outside the key…and I think I could get some steals on the perimeter. I’m confident Id win 11-4

    However if I played Kawhi Leonard…I’m not sure Id even get a decent shot off.

    Who could you get buckets against?

     

     

     

     

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  • #1010472
    Robb_CRobb_C
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    Lamar Odom, I’d just have to sprinkle crack cocaine all over the court to keep him distracted.

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  • #1010332
    Robb_CRobb_C
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    Lamar Odom, I’d just have to sprinkle crack cocaine all over the court to keep him distracted.

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    • #1010475
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      Rip255

       Haha ouch man. Str8 up Lamar Odom diss. I love it.

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    • #1010336
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      Rip255

       Haha ouch man. Str8 up Lamar Odom diss. I love it.

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  • #1010477
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    CavFanPR
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     Matthew Dellavedova. 

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  • #1010338
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    CavFanPR
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     Matthew Dellavedova. 

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    • #1010511
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      Rip255

       Haha I got connections to Delly. I could make that happen. 

      Problem is you cant win.  He’s already inside your head. He psyches out more players than anyone in the league. Just ask Al Horford and Taj Gibson.

       

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    • #1010372
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      Rip255

       Haha I got connections to Delly. I could make that happen. 

      Problem is you cant win.  He’s already inside your head. He psyches out more players than anyone in the league. Just ask Al Horford and Taj Gibson.

       

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  • #1010479
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    TRC1991
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    Realistically, Muggsy Bogues, I’d just back him down and shoot over him. But he’d still win cuz he’s quick as fawk. I’d lose 11-5. 

     

     

     

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  • #1010340
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    TRC1991
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    Realistically, Muggsy Bogues, I’d just back him down and shoot over him. But he’d still win cuz he’s quick as fawk. I’d lose 11-5. 

     

     

     

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  • #1010481
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    JordanC20
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     Glen Davis..he sucks

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  • #1010342
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    JordanC20
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     Glen Davis..he sucks

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    • #1010719
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      kobyz
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       Just help to beat the spurs in a series, schooled splitter and bynes…

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    • #1010580
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      kobyz
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       Just help to beat the spurs in a series, schooled splitter and bynes…

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  • #1010485
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    Winning_Time
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    maybe it would be faster if you asked to me list who I COULDN’T beat

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  • #1010346
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    Winning_Time
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    maybe it would be faster if you asked to me list who I COULDN’T beat

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  • #1010491
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    mgreener_34
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     I’ll just leave this here…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch

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  • #1010352
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    mgreener_34
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     I’ll just leave this here…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch

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  • #1010497
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    ZachAttack
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     Uhhh…. Muggsy Bogues. Me and him are about the same size. He’s quicker than me, but I think that I honestly have a better shot then him. I’d probably lose 11-8 or 11-9 though.

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  • #1010358
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     Uhhh…. Muggsy Bogues. Me and him are about the same size. He’s quicker than me, but I think that I honestly have a better shot then him. I’d probably lose 11-8 or 11-9 though.

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  • #1010499
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    B Eazy
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     Jimmer. For obvious reasons.

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  • #1010360
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    B Eazy
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     Jimmer. For obvious reasons.

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  • #1010503
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    McDunkin

     Prime version of me vs current mike sweetney…weight…I mean wait…prime me vs 2019 mike sweetney in MSG if he prefers 

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  • #1010364
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    McDunkin

     Prime version of me vs current mike sweetney…weight…I mean wait…prime me vs 2019 mike sweetney in MSG if he prefers 

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  • #1010513
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    SkalAndJamal
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    Larry Brown

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  • #1010374
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    SkalAndJamal
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    Larry Brown

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  • #1010539
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    ExumInferno
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     Chuck Nevitt

    I don’t think he would be hitting a 3, and hitting the outside shot was what I would be doing.  So I would start with the lead.  7-5, so he has a height advantage, but I think he would have turnovers.  I don’t know if he ever scored 11 points in a game.

     

    A current player, maybe Joel Anthony.  I think he might struggle to score on the basketball court all by himself.  He can defend though, so it may not be a fun game to watch.  He eventually gets bored, I hit some outside shots, the game is over and everyone is happy they don’t have to watch it.

    I am sure John Havlicek, at 75 years old, could defeat me in a game and defeat most of the people on the message board.  Muggsy would beat us all, he’d get a lot of steals.  

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • #1010400
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    ExumInferno
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     Chuck Nevitt

    I don’t think he would be hitting a 3, and hitting the outside shot was what I would be doing.  So I would start with the lead.  7-5, so he has a height advantage, but I think he would have turnovers.  I don’t know if he ever scored 11 points in a game.

     

    A current player, maybe Joel Anthony.  I think he might struggle to score on the basketball court all by himself.  He can defend though, so it may not be a fun game to watch.  He eventually gets bored, I hit some outside shots, the game is over and everyone is happy they don’t have to watch it.

    I am sure John Havlicek, at 75 years old, could defeat me in a game and defeat most of the people on the message board.  Muggsy would beat us all, he’d get a lot of steals.  

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • #1010541
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    Cynthia
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    I could probably beat an overweight and injured Eddy Curry.

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  • #1010402
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    Cynthia
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    I could probably beat an overweight and injured Eddy Curry.

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    • #1010801
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      McDunkin

      So eddy curry at almost any point of his career

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    • #1010662
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      McDunkin

      So eddy curry at almost any point of his career

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  • #1010545
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    Toronto16
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    James Harden.

    Dat defense.

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  • #1010406
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    Toronto16
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    James Harden.

    Dat defense.

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  • #1010561
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    Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers
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     I’m pretty confident I could score on Dante exum on crutches.

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  • #1010422
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    Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers
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     I’m pretty confident I could score on Dante exum on crutches.

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  • #1010563
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    ncballer

    Raymond Felton 

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  • #1010424
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    ncballer

    Raymond Felton 

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  • #1010567
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    Andrew1984
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     Break me off a piece of Ricky Rubio. He can’t score his way out of a paper bag, and with no teammates to create opportunities for, he’s useless. 

    Historically, I’d love a crack at ’06-’07 Eric Snow, as well as ’02-’03 Milt Palacio. 

     

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  • #1010428
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    Andrew1984
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     Break me off a piece of Ricky Rubio. He can’t score his way out of a paper bag, and with no teammates to create opportunities for, he’s useless. 

    Historically, I’d love a crack at ’06-’07 Eric Snow, as well as ’02-’03 Milt Palacio. 

     

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  • #1010569
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    whiteflash
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     I’ve beaten Luther Head in a game of 21 a few times. 

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  • #1010430
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    whiteflash
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     I’ve beaten Luther Head in a game of 21 a few times. 

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    • #1010486
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      whiteflash
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       Actually I’ve "gotten buckets" on a bunch of NBA players, but the only one I’ve played in a 1-on-1 setting like that [it was 21 so there were a few people, but you get the point] is Head. Every other time has been in pick-up, Pro-Ams or workouts. I’ll say this though, the college 3 was like a layup to Head. Once he found his stroke if you gave him an inch of daylight it was nylon. Not real quick or athletic though.

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      • #1010697
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        Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers
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         I actually played against Chris Paul in a high school aau tournament and technically I did score on him. Overall I’d say he probably got the better of the matchup lol. This was before he was in the NBA though so I’m not sure if it counts.

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      • #1010558
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        Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers
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         I actually played against Chris Paul in a high school aau tournament and technically I did score on him. Overall I’d say he probably got the better of the matchup lol. This was before he was in the NBA though so I’m not sure if it counts.

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    • #1010625
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      whiteflash
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       Actually I’ve "gotten buckets" on a bunch of NBA players, but the only one I’ve played in a 1-on-1 setting like that [it was 21 so there were a few people, but you get the point] is Head. Every other time has been in pick-up, Pro-Ams or workouts. I’ll say this though, the college 3 was like a layup to Head. Once he found his stroke if you gave him an inch of daylight it was nylon. Not real quick or athletic though.

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  • #1010432
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    barbabodom
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     The better version of myself played for a brazilian state champion and 4th place in South American Championship. Still, I would probably lose to 99% of all the NBA scrubs.

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  • #1010571
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    barbabodom
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     The better version of myself played for a brazilian state champion and 4th place in South American Championship. Still, I would probably lose to 99% of all the NBA scrubs.

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  • #1010438
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    myers3425
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     I’ve scored on 75% of the league but thats the 6’6 3pt shooting machine I created on NBA 2K. I’m going to go ahead and say the only person in the NBA I would’ve stood a chance at scoring againts would be Earl Boykins (I’m 6’4) and that might be pushing it these players even if they struggle in the NBA are amazing and if you don’t think so just watch youtube videos of the White Mamba school avg joes. 

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  • #1010577
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    myers3425
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     I’ve scored on 75% of the league but thats the 6’6 3pt shooting machine I created on NBA 2K. I’m going to go ahead and say the only person in the NBA I would’ve stood a chance at scoring againts would be Earl Boykins (I’m 6’4) and that might be pushing it these players even if they struggle in the NBA are amazing and if you don’t think so just watch youtube videos of the White Mamba school avg joes. 

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  • #1010448
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    cjw
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     Kendrick Perkins cuz he sucks

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  • #1010587
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    cjw
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     Kendrick Perkins cuz he sucks

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  • #1010453
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    BKGingerSnap
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    Rebounding can only get you so far in 1 on 1.  

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  • #1010593
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    BKGingerSnap
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    Rebounding can only get you so far in 1 on 1.  

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  • #1010498
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    Mopgrass
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    Most anyone has a chance at scoring ONCE, maybe twice, if they have a respectable shot. I like Bill Hader’s approach in the movie Trainwreck. He scored on LeBron when he LBJ was distracted and then Hader quits basketball forever because that’s the pinnacle of what he can achieve in the sport. I’d do the same thing. 

    However, as I weigh about the same as LeBron, the only chance I’d have is to knock him over 1st (not sure I can actually do that) and, frankly, he might recover in time to block my shot. 

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  • #1010637
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    Mopgrass
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    Most anyone has a chance at scoring ONCE, maybe twice, if they have a respectable shot. I like Bill Hader’s approach in the movie Trainwreck. He scored on LeBron when he LBJ was distracted and then Hader quits basketball forever because that’s the pinnacle of what he can achieve in the sport. I’d do the same thing. 

    However, as I weigh about the same as LeBron, the only chance I’d have is to knock him over 1st (not sure I can actually do that) and, frankly, he might recover in time to block my shot. 

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  • #1010717
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    Zouldiers
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     Earl Boykins. I’m 2 to 3 inches taller than him though so yeah. I would still get beat though but I can hold my own.

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  • #1010578
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    Zouldiers
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     Earl Boykins. I’m 2 to 3 inches taller than him though so yeah. I would still get beat though but I can hold my own.

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  • #1010721
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    kobyz
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     Omri Casspi, he has no feel for the game…

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    kobyz
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     Omri Casspi, he has no feel for the game…

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