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Which NBA coach is the best equipped...

To go fishing, and reel in a prehistoric sea monster from the dark depths of the ocean bottom?

Please give your reasons why you would choose that particular coach.

Be sure to think long and hard about this before answering.

Think along the lines of Moby Dick and Captain Ahab.


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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

...so it is true..THE FREAKS DO COME OUT AT NITE.....SMDH!!!

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Rick Adelman. He looks like a

Rick Adelman. He looks like a pirate.

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Nice call Meteora619...

When Adelman has that full beard going....AYE MATE!!

Rudeboy 1000...you can kiss my ***!!

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i can't kiss your

i can't kiss your ***....

becuz you know reptiles dont have a**es....

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As if you had to ask...

I would have to say Greg Popovich. His vessel of choice would be an unusually large pontoon boat which he crafted himself using only Gorilla Glue and cork from wine bottles which he and he alone, had the pleasure of savoring. For bait he would convince Tim Duncan to swim as deep as humanly possible, because Greg knows all too well just how irresistible Mr. Duncan can be while wet. He would not need a fishing rod, he would let his deep gaze into the creatures steely malevolent eyes persuade it ever higher, and when surfaced the massive creature would be no match for Popovich and his eternal spork of justice, a spork which can only be obtained from a monastery high atop Olympus Mons. Needless to say Greg, or as his inner circle knows him Pop G, will be well fed for many nights to come.

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BasketBalAllan...

POP...another great call!!

Very well said. I can't stop laughing. Oh...that felt so great. My sides hurt.

Rudeboy...go back to your cave you insolent troll.

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^^^^^^^^^

Well look at you!!

dude from Bosnia wit a 4th grade education using a college word..

Those Don King tapes your mom bought to help u learn english is paying off...

And the next time u sit on the Pope's lap and he starts wiggling..u should get up....

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I think we should use Rudeboy...

As live bait for the GIANT squid...

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^^^^^^^^^

Dude this is a Basketball Site..

Take your foolishness to VH1

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Nellie

Why not?

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nellie would use his entire team as bait

with curry being seen as the dessert for the monster while trying to figure out how to land the monster once he had it in his grasp.

my choice would be phil jackson he would try to use no bait just use the jedi mind melt on it.

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