What's up McDunkin! I have no idea why you get upvoted so much.....
oh wait, I do! THANK YOU BASED GOD!
Allow myself...to introduce myself for the newer users. You see, I have no knowledge of the NBA or In fact, Im actually a professional parody rapper, off-topic legend poster, and Nick Cannon's business manager. I stumbled upon this site in 2008 with a heroin addiction and a 4.0 GPA. 5 years later I'm off my addiction and graduated community college with a 2.3 GPA! Thanks Aran!
I've come to realize that a lot of nbadraft.net members don't really have the same level of off topic intuition that I posses. The McDunkin School of Pointage and NoMoney's classic "NoMoney's Guide To Getting Points" saved my life! Also worth buying is his new book, "NoMoney No Problems"... It's been called the Harry Potter of this generation.
Now, it's the holiday season and I like to give. I hope my off topicness brought a chuckle or two to some of yall (especially the newer users). This is not a diss to PrinceJames, who I actually dont mind since he is so passionate about his material. It just inspired me to post here today for some reason lol. I may not post as much as I would like to (because I've been on Vine and making Vines tbh lol) but I do read everyday and see some great basketball discussions making NBAdraft.net the worlds best basketball site. I can talk about random NBA thoughts another time but I said hey, whatever bro. Life is a garden, dig it.......Let me just stay in my lane and do what I want to.
BTW, R-I-P to the Off-Topic section. It looks horrible and sadder than Pam Anderson's cooch SMH. Damn you spambots!!
the post is open for everything and anything... whatever yall wanna post, post it!
My wiener piece is adaquet size, not freakishly huge, but gets the job done and most females are at least content with it.
Well son.... they said the same about Leroy and look at him now!
The SPAM never stops! Was trying to delete it as soon as it got there, neglect it for about two weeks and BAM! Well, will go and try to delete it tomorrow, the death of the "Off-Topic" board is sad. Just a few of us, posting non-basketball things and having a good time. Open to anyone, just only seen by a group of loyal posters. Classic OT threads:
Know there were many more. Shame that SPAMMERs kind of killed it, wish their was a way too stop it other than me constantly having to delete it (other mods, feel free to help out, lol). Hope you are doing well, I May Be Whateverthesitesinsidejokeisatthemoment. Miss you man, guess a lot of us have stopped posting as much. Will try to figure out a way to post at work again, my Google Chrome will not let me do anything besides change/create profiles or add News. Definitely miss interacting with people on topics.
AMEN to that brotha! Miss you too man. You know, this whole work/career thing really is tough lol. I sneak on to NBAdraft.net when my managers are on break but I know if I log in and start posting, I wont get anything done! I haven't seen a lot of the others like aamir, Y2G, etc as well. Maybe we need a reunion thread for a future date and have everyone make an appearance haha
36 &$#%#&@! call me Scotty Pippen
Aww, no one referenced any of my old fun bonding time threads.
But I'm glad this thread exists tho...reminds me of the good ole days
I'm a fan Gramps. We'll need to revive it to the glory days! Popcorn Story Christmas edition perhaps?
Larry Pratt decided to challenge Aran to the tickle-off. Unbeknownst to Aran, Larry had lost the feeling in his armpits and ribs after a freak accident during an inter-gender boxing match. The tickle-off lasted for over an hour, until Aran finally conceded defeat. "Do you not feel that," said Aran, frustrated with a red face and his pants on the ground. "I tickled you halfway to death!"
Hey guize, I come over here a second! I've got some shiny new gifs in my dirty, white van! Come here and look in them.
Anybody on that new Childish Gambino? Boy goes hard!
He's been around a while man, love him
I know bro, but his new album is FIRE!!
I actually JUST heard an old song of his. Freaks and Geeks I think it was called? It was pretty cool but not exactly what I'm into.
Because the Internet = DOPE!
But I'll say this, you have to be open to new sounds/music when listening to him cuz he's not a conventional rapper. In fact, he's actually a great singer too. Def worth a listen with some of these punchlines. He's been one of my favorite rappers for a minute
And he's also a star on a hilarious comedy (Community) and has a stand up special from Comedy Central that is pretty damn good too.
T.I.'s the most underrated rapper of all time. That's all.
You know, if you really want to get rid of the spam bots all you have to do is change the name from "Off-Topic" to something more unique. The bots are programmed to scavenge the internet finding commonly named sections such as "Off-Topic" "General Discussion" "Message Board" etc.
You guys remember the time cyclo tried skateboarding?