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I hate to laugh at the handicap, but....

I don't think he and Delilah's relationship is very stable.

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Yesterday was Thursday
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He got fired for this
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THIS!
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Suq Madiq? Is that you Aamir?

Suq Madiq? Is that you Aamir?

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So every Friday after first

So every Friday after first period, there are about 10 of us that go to the Math wing to see which Homework our teacher will be collecting that day. this teacher stars the homework that will be collected, and if you stand to the left side of the door right outside his class, you can see see which himework he will be collecting. And by the way, this is the worst and toughest math teacher in the whole school. he may teach pretty well, but he's really mean and expects a lot out of his students. So as we are proceeding to his class, we hear a bunch of girls about 50 yards away, yelling and screaming, and we find out that the teacher is not here today and that there is a substitue. That was nice, cause it's my last class of the day, and I was tired as it was. So I knew some kids were going to cut the class, but I didn't want to cut just to save 50 minutes, but I did want to try to sneak out after the sub(an old retired teacher) took attendance. Apparently I wasn't the only one with the same idea. One kid left his stuff in the class, asked to go to the bathroom, and didn't come back for about 30 minutes. Another guy sat like two feet away from the door, so he was out with his stuff in one stride, and the teacher didn't even know. I contemplated throwing my backpack out of the window( we are on the first floor) then asking to go to the bathroom, and subsequently leaving. I thought better of that, and instead thought of another plan but I could tell the sub knew what I was thinking, so I decided to stay put. But the funniest scene came when a guywho sits as far away from the door as possible, was ducking and tiptoeing at the back of the class, and then just ran toward the door. I think the sub heard footsteps, and by then she could probably tell theat the class size was noticibly reduced, even if it was only 5-6 people. So she said that in a couple of minutes she was going to retake attendance. That lead to a bunch of kids texting their friends to get back into class. A couple came back, but most of them took a cut. It probably sound more boring than funny, but it was pretty hilarious in person.

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^Stupid kids

Taking advantage of an old woman, and an educator, at that. \

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So we had co-curriculer day

So we had co-curriculer day at school on Thursday, and that's when clubs sell overpriced junk to earn money. While my bargaining techniqes were a sucess, one of my friends didn't have any money. Being the kind and generous person I am, I said I'd let him borrow some. At that moment he got hella scared and made me promise I wouldn't do what I did last time he borrowed money from me.

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Too true for words.

Too true for words.

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^^^^

Did anyone used to have a electronic boutique at their mall years ago before Gamestop bought them out?....I remember my first experience trading a game in.

I had bought some ps2 fighting game for $20...already used....and had it for less than a week...they were actually going to give me 85 cents for it.. I said &$#%#&@! that i might as well let it collect dust then

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That and textbooks...it is

That and textbooks...it is unbelievable.

Such a damn awkward conversation at gamestop whenever I go. I'm not a huge gamer, just buy 2k and Madden for the most part. But everytime I go, they try to get me to reserve some game or sign up for some subscription. They have to make it so hard when all I want is the damn game. Then I try to sell the 2k or Madden from this year a few weeks or months before the new one comes out. Then they are like that will be $6 store credit while the same thing is up on the shelf at 39.99 still for a used game.

Then don't even get me started on textbooks. Some book cost me nearly $300 last semester, then come the end of it, they say we can give you a dollar. I said "Do you see how thick this is. I can wipe my ass once with a dollar, but 750 times with this book."

One other thing that recently pissed me off was @ radioshack when I was buying some headphones. Then the cashier announces at 5x the audio level he spoke to me the rest of the conversation"would you like to donate $1 so ....cancer research". Do you realize what an @ss I sound like with 5 people in line behind, including one fine girl, when I say "nah I'm good". I hate that. I thought they weren't allowed to ask that anymore anyway, it's all is suppose to be done on the screen. Next time I'll be like "no, I'd much rather used that dollar towards a pack of cigarettes."

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^^^

@M-DYMES use chegg.com to get your books. I rent them from there and save so much money. You can buy them from there too, but the best way to go is to rent them.

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Thanks for the tip man. Def.

Thanks for the tip man. Def. will check them out. The prices they charge for textbooks are absurd. I know I've done my best to help this damn economy.

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The same thing happened to me at game stop the other day. Do u want to reserve any games? No. Assassins creed or some other game? No. Do I want a GameStop reward card(or whatever it's called)? Smh. Lol

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If JIMMER was in charge of

If JIMMER was in charge of the NBAPA, he would ___________.

Kai Weight jimmer the whole nba
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Meet &$#%#&@!head
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So I was at the mosque

So I was at the mosque yesterday, and well, why don't you just see for yourselves...........

Poor Ali never got to finish his prayer.

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So I've had the same Spanish

So I've had the same Spanish teacher for the last 3 semesters, and he is the laziest a$$ teacher EVER. He makes the TAs do all the work, acts like he does a lot, pretneds as if his class is your only important class, knows like 20% of the kids names, and calls out the other Spanish teachers, when he's the one who doesn't teach his students. But I take him because he's easy and doesn't check any homework, (Even though he collects it this year, he doesn't even factor it into your grade, he just looks at your test scores. I got a B+(which should have been an A, he got Bittchy over me spelling "corri" with one r, and an A-, did zero homework, and he gave me an A)) So anyways, we are supposed to do a skit for our final, so since I am not very good at creating sentences, I used the help of my good friend, Google Translate, so I was gong to look over the translation to make sure there weren't any words that we hadn't learned, but I forgot, so when he looked over it, he was like "Senor, where did you learn all these words, you don't learn that till 4th year" and I was like uhh, and he seemed pretty upset, but then he gets distracted, and comes back and tells us we're doing a great job and that we're almost done. I'm like really? Oh well, at least I can do my physics in that class, lol.

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^^^^^^ Oh my GOD(s)! I want

^^^^^^ Oh my GOD(s)! I want to meet that Bennett person. Sounds like a a white Flynt Flossy!

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Bennett is a boss hog gangsta

Bennett is a boss hog gangsta

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I will cry when that blog is

I will cry when that blog is no longer updated.

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Texts from Bennet is probably

Texts from Bennet is probably the funniest thing I've seen this whole week lmao when you have a stuffed animal named "Hustla da rabbit" you know nobody wants to fucck with you lol

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I May Be Based

"Sounds Like a White FlyntFlossy"

So, basically, sounds like a white black person?

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Swagatosis

Swagatosis

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^^Calling Bennett a "Black

^^Calling Bennett a "Black White Guy" is an insult to actual Back Gangstas. SOme of those guys are really smart, and this Bennett guy is stupid as hell, but it is hillarious, I want to hear more.

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There are no "bazookas" in

There are no "bazookas" in Counter Strike, which makes this video even funnier.

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R.I.P.
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So I was playing ball with

So I was playing ball with these guys I really didn't know too well at school, so when they were picking teams, one of the guys was like, " So I'll take Skinny Chris Bosh, and (pointing at me) Osama's Cousin"

I laughed and responded, " I prefer to be known as Mohammed's great great great great great geat great great great great great great geat great great great great great great geat great great great great great great geat great Grandson, or Gandhi's Grandson"

So he responded " Aight, I'll take Gandhi's Grandson"

And so during the game, I was defending a guy, and he sort of pushed me around, and scored. And the guys were telling me to push him back, and I responded, "But my Grandfather told me violence was not the answer."

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meanwhile in Korea...
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That 3 that had Kentucky

That 3 that had Kentucky lookin sick lol

Also how hype Kenny Frease was about gettin cracked in the face by Yancy Gates, the punch wasnt funny, but his enthusiasm after the punch was toooo funny dude was sooo hyped.

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Simple as that

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Shout out to Leroy
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Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
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Texts with Bennet Part 2!
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I was texting my ex

I was texting my ex wife(thought I was anyway) and I'm getting answers back that don't sound like her kind of answer(they had correct spelling and were real sentences). Well I know she has a new boyfriend, she say they are just talking but my 4 year old tells me everything. Lol. Anyway, I know this dude has her phone and is trying to be her. So "she" says some things like move on because she has. So I'm like how have you moved on, we got together like a month ago(which we did for the record). Response: how did we get together a month ago when I've been sleeping with .... For 2 months. Now I know it's not her with that question.

So now I'm gonna have some fun. I reply that she must have cheated. Response: maybe in your wet dreams. My reply: seriously, I have wet dreams about someone I've slept with for 4 years? Lol. It was the last time I had sex, I remember. The next message says whatever, goodnight. Mine: goodnight :)

Ok, so it's over right. Wrong. Another message, enjoy your wet dreams because we ain't happening again. Me: lol. U r breaking my heart. It's like (bf name) is writing these messages(he was). You don't know how gratifying this conversation was. Thank you. Response from her: goodnight, I have business to take care of. My response: I've already said goodnight, you texted again. And dude, you r gonna have to step up your &$#%#&@! talking game because right now it's weak(to net Jim know I knew it was him texting).

This made me crack up because my ex has been the biggest &$#%#&@! since we split up. And I know the whole thing was immature but I'm gonna sleep 20x better knowing I got to the both of them.

Ps, keep up the good work on this thread. It's fun to come to this topic after a bad day. Peace

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