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I was at the &$#%#&@! shop

I was at the &$#%#&@! shop during lunch and this guy was cursing out the clerk, big huge dude fighting with this overweight little lady..He was made because his wife came in thier and they let her view what type of movies he was renting out the store, he has been renting man on man action type movies..And he was yelling at the clerk saying it was invading his privacy and now his wife thinks he's "funny" you had to be thier, dude was screaming, thought he was going to start busting (no pun intended)

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David Stern's FU smile at the

David Stern's FU smile at the end of the first round, I couldn't stop laughing. That smile says "Boo me all you want, but who is gonna be laughing when that lockout happens, huh. Keep this up and I will NEVER sign that collective bargaining agreement, you hear me, NEVER." Adam Silver was having the time of his life, trying to pronounce foriegn names with a white accent, as well as getting cheered.

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Joke

A couple is wathcing a phycology show, and the guy says to his wife, "Say somthing that makes me happy and sad at the same time" She thinks for a second and says, "Of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."

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this made me laugh like a

this made me laugh like a mug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hd4qC7KMiQ

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for my gamers out there

I was bored and came across this video. Maybe some of you guys have seen these guys videos before but I just discovered them like 20 mins ago and they are HILARIOUS! It;s just two dudes playing video games but their commenting is too funny. Here's one for a recent WWE game.

this one had me dying for Mortal Kombat

they got other ones that are funny. Pretty clever YouTube videos IMO

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@Mc Dunkin, HOF post, I was

@Mc Dunkin, HOF post, I was litterally laughing out loud. Out of curiosity, do you know those people?

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It was TLIs facebook
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I found my double.

I found my double.

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Before Steve Jobs,

there was....

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^^

Was that Matt Bonner?

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One of the best tv show

One of the best tv show characters ever

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Charlie=Amazing

On a separate note, pears do taste like sand. I remember drinking Absinthe and using a pear as a chaser, if my friend still has it on tape, my face of pure disgust was classic. Chris Lilley is also incredibly amazing. Jonah Takalua rules.

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this video

this video deserves its own forum

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Ha Ha

My best friend was a &$#%#&@! for sending me this with my dad in the room haha but he just laughed too.

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that awkward moment when

They know, they know, they know

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Curb your enthusiasm is the

Curb your enthusiasm is the best show ever made hands down.

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^^^

Very true. The best line in that video was when he was like "I had to brush my teeth with an apple".

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David Brent, one of the best
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the captain planet by Don

the captain planet by Don Cheadle = GREATEST of all time!! HAHAHA

And +1 for the UK Office. Ricky Gervais can be hard to follow sometimes because he talks so fast but he is a comedic genius. I like the American Office, as it offers a nice storyline and a lot of laughs because of Steve Carrell but hands down the best comedy that I like is PARKS AND REC! ... It has the perfect balance of humor and storyline and I hope it never gets cancelled.

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Never gets cancelled.........

I have to be honest, I watched the first ep and gave up on it. I know, I was probably wrong to do so and have heard great things, should probably give it a try on Netflix or something (if you tell me to use Hulu, go to hell! I live in Canada, you sick basterd!). Even still, was thinking to myself the other day, it is not always bad when a show gets cancelled. I mean, it gets to a point with some shows that they do something called "Jump the Shark" (a reference to Happy Days sucking after an episode where the Fonz jumped over a shark on water skiis. After someone does that, the only place you can go from there, is down.). The American Office, for example, got a tad, well, lame at some point near when Jim and Pam hooked-up.

So, I give "Parks and Rec" my best wishes on staying golden, because they do have a fantastic cast (I love Aziz Ansari, Amy Poehler is funny and people seem to love Ron Swanson), but I think it is sometimes better to go out on top rather than, well, suck. I LOVE Breaking Bad, but to be honest with you, I like knowing it is going to be over next season, because you think "Where can they go from here?". Big Love finally ended, that last season was kind of lame. Entourage, to me, has sucked for a LONG time, and I am hearing I gave up on it at a perfect time. Weeds is another show I can think of, that definitely jumped the shark way back.

Ricky Gervais is my favorite comedic actor, and I truthfully love what he did with both The Office and Extras, in having two seasons and an hour and a half special. The show never got old or bad. Of course you would want more of them, but they are both such masterpieces as is, you literally never have to see a bad episode of either. I guess I am finding it is better to burn out than fade away, and when a show ends on its own terms rather than from a general lack of interest, that sounds more appealing to me. Everything has to end at some point, and I just hope that if Parks and Rec were to end, it would end without ever going down the slow, kind of boring, path the American Office has. Believe me, I dig the American Office and find it funny, but it got to a point of being pretty damn boring. Now that Steve Carrell is gone, well, good luck to them, but I am not to confident it will be good, much less survive. Could be wrong, but I am guessing at least some people see where I am coming from. Now, more funny videos:

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i laugh at my own jokes...

i laugh at my own jokes...

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The fact that an Indian Movie

The fact that an Indian Movie theater gives free refills on Popcorn, tells me that these people know nothing about buisness. The old owner was much smarter, he wouldn't let you within 10 feet of the theater unless you had a ticket, wouldn't let you use the bathroom unless you had a ticket, and overcharged on everything. I remember that they charged me general addmission when I was 7! And yesterday, at 14 years old and 6 foot 1, with a beard and mustache, I was able to get in under youth admission! These people are going to go out of buisness............fast.

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I have to imagine that there

I have to imagine that there aren’t too many times you can actually use a finger mustache tattoo. But it looks like after throwing down a dunk in a charity basketball game at your alma mater is a pretty good reason to ‘stache things up. In fact, I’d argue it’s one of the best times to do such a thing. If you have a finger mustache tattoo, after a dunk is the perfect time. It’s in the finger mustache handbook that everyone gets after they get the tattoo.

Basically what I’m saying is — step your finger mustache tattoo game up, Chris Andersen.

(via The Kansan)

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I read an article where a man

I read an article where a man ran across a room and leaped to try to penetrate his wife, and tore his penis... sounds like cyclo

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Saw this on a site talking about recently retired players

Wally Szczerbiak - Wally has taken a gig providing analysis for CBS's college coverage, whereupon this actually happened:

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delonte's job application

delonte's job application

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CDFU @ the Wally Z pic hahaha

CDFU @ the Wally Z pic hahaha

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^^^

T.M.S.(Toooooooo Much Swag)

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Oh. My. God.

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Run

Earlier today I had a run in with a delusional Red Sox fan.

There is this kid at school who is crazy about Boston sports, so since the Sox lost, and the guy had been acting like a dousch when they were good, I decided to rub it in his face, but apparently he isn't talking the news well.

Me: Hey Pasha, what happened to the Red Sox? How could they choke like that?

Annoying Kid: What are you talking about? The Red Sox are in the playoffs.

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