What made you crack up today?
Those crank calls are 100 percent amazing! Simply amazing stuff. Makes me wanna perform some of my own.
rapsandhustles.com/2011/03/03/ghostface-killah-top-10-softest-rappers-in-the-game/
I can't say I don't listen to these guys cuz I am a fan of Big Sean, Drake, and CuDi but the analogies that Killah uses to describe rappers = PRICELESS!
"Hopefully the ni**a stop droppin vagina bombs on ni**as n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean." - Referring to Drake LOL
Incredibly clever and funny MC. Pretty funny flash vid to one of his most famous songs.
http://www.heferito.com/CockMobster.asp
I listen to some of those guys too, and do not necessarily think they are all soft or whatever, but that list is jokes. Well done, Ghost, well done.
he's just one of those guys who can LITERALLY do anything and make you crack up! I forgot about him until you posted that MikeyV
Seriously, this guy can be in the middle of no where, on a tractor, lip syncing Kanye songs and make it look so hilarious!!
It must be the beard that gives him super powers to be funny
This gets me everytime:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kOQZP4cbrw
You won't be disappointed!
I'm beggining to see a trend here...
I don't like that girl. She's too young to be wear short skirts like that and the way her faces moves is annoying.
Rebecca Black was cooler and she never made me want to stab myself.
Oh my God...I may be wrong thank you....im gonna use jack my swag for the rest of 2011
and what states are handing out driver licenses and letting kids carpool at such a young age?
P.S.
you know this is a diss track aimed at Rebecca right?...BEEF
I dunno i guess Rebecca Black wins out cuz of her uber popularity and recognizition.... but McWinning, JACK MY SWAG is your trademark from now on. You have that power.
and nomoney, that girl was actually Lady Gaga's neice but she spent the summer with Ke$sha and started talking like that
Beef?!
That would explain the following lyrics in Friday...
"I got this. You got this. My friend is by my right, eh?! I got this. You got this. Now you know, b*tch!"
And Wrong guy, I think that's just a rumor.
This woman uses a voice-activated recorder to tape her husband's sleep-talking. He says some pretty amazing things.
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"You're very much like a slinky. You're pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."
"Even the accounting chicken needs love. Poor thing. Peck peck, plus one… peck peck peck, divide… budget budget…"
"Oh, put your nipples away. That's why you've got &$#%#&@! pockets, arsehole."
"I think it's time you stepped into my office. The office of my fist."
"You! You're the idiot in a monkey sandwich. Oh yeah. Oh yeah."
"I can juggle babies. It's the baby juggle! It's just so tricky when they're on fire. One up, two... oops! I need another baby. Another baby!"
"Who the &$#%#&@! made you the butter police, anyway."
"No, don't laugh at my goose. Come on goose. Oh, this is going to cost me a fortune in therapists. "
"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."
"(singing to the tune of 'All You Need Is Love') All you need is duck. All you need is duck, duck. Duck is all you need... Quack. Mmmm. I love you, Duck. Quack. (giggles)"
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Never really cared much for skateboarding(unless you count tony hawks pro skater in middle school) but ever since my friend showed me this guys first video i find him pretty funny












Whenever I see this guy, this is exactly how I picture McDunkin