What made you crack up today?
I wanted to make this thread similar to the "what were you bothered by today" thread, because I think that is a really cool thread that will ,and has the potential to never die because of the makeup...
Discuss any and everything hat happeded during the course of your day that made you laugh.
Today I went to the YMCA and a "special" kid that I have known for about 5 years saw me and he said hi and everything but then he noticed that my friend that I used to bring with me(who is Dominican and on the dark side) wasn't there and he asked me "where's that brown boy?"...At first, I was confused, but then I realized what he was talking about and started rollin...That had me dyin..
Me and my clan were having a clan battle on Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox Live and our Co-Leader wasn't eligible because their was something wrong with his gamebattles account so we told the other clan "If y'all let us play y'all, even if we win, you'll still get the win on your record." But we lied, and we won. And we even to pictures to prove that we won even though we said the other clan would still get the win. After the match, me and my clan mates started cracking up and the other clan never found out.
Interesting, as I'm reading this post on my phone I get a prank call by people asking if I'm playing 2K10 and enjoying the 2K Share Rosters with John Wall even tho I don't have it.
I saw a homeless midget breakdancing for money yesterday. He had the card board and everything.
It was a very good day for laughs.
Place: Sammamish, Washington (roughly 25 minutes east of seattle)
Time: 6:44 pm
Starring: Taylor Condrin and his dad Chris Condrin
So my dad and i went to KFC for dinner tonight and while we were enjoying our delicious meals, my two girl friends Lauren and Morgan came struttin in wearin nothin but bikinis (it was 85 today and they came from the waterpark) and proceeded to chat with us for about 15 minutes before they went to order at the front desk...two minutes later a 75 year old russian lady wearing a long black trench-coat (its 85 out) came up to me and my dad and said "you should tell those girls parents that their kids arent wearing shirts in public"...my dad just burst out laughing and the elderly gal stood stunned...i quickly alleviated the tension by saying "at least they look good right?" she said "ohh yeah they look good but they need to wear shoes and shirts in public"
the best part was the girls were 2 feet behind the old gal listening in on the situation
^ I need pics to confirm your story.....
I saw a bum fight today over alcohol...the funny part is that one guy was in a wheelchair.
It's been a long time since I coughed from laughter. At least 3 years.
2) My friend has been telling "In Soviet Russia" jokes since Monday.
3) My dog ate a fly out of mid-air.
Are those your friends?
"What color do yo want"?
gwenn gween gween gween gween gween gween
Pause at 6:15...hahahaha
"WHY"? "because you suck"
That whole thing was HILARIOUS... Great post OJ
"I'm gonna get the shotgun!"
"I don't care what you doooooooOOOOOO!!!"
What are you junkies discussing over here?
I want in!
I told you stop to calling me a junkie, butidonthavemoney. I haven't had a hit of Peyote since I went to visit U of A last summer.
I just seened the video.
That was loverly.
You junkies are aWWWe-wIte!
More like OrangeJuiceJUNKIE!
JUNKIE MONKEY! JUNKIE MONKEY!
At approximately 8:13 A.M on Friday, a middle-aged, 5'6 Asian male in a charcoal-colored suit will ring your doorbell. If you don't answer it, then he'll just knock it down. Once he reaches you, he will administer the most painful ass-kicking this country has seen in the past 28 months.
Wow that video reminds me of the time I slept over at John Bryants house with Butidonthavemoney and the Hypnotoad.
Me: Hey Dad what's up?
Dad: The mailman keeps delivering packages to my house that are supposed to go to the same address but one street over.
Dad: Yeah, so I opened one and it was a pair of ladies shoes....I just gave them away.
Me: Why didn't you just put it back in the mailbox?
Dad: That would be weird.
Me: Yeah THAT would be weird.
Dad: I opened another package and it had a banana and an apple in it. Who the hell sends fruit in a box without a basket??
Me: Who the hell opens other people's mail?
You sending tli232 to my house doesn't scare me OrangeJuiceJunkieMONKEY! I would pay big money to see him try to knock down my door anyway...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...
It's not tli232. He's taking summer classes (Advanced Insults, Golf).
With that schedule how does he have any time to post on here?
The thread about the people in the background of pictures!!! HIL-ARIOUS!!!!
This thread gave me about 40-48 chuckles....keep em comin
I'm never watching a video in the library again. I have the dumbest smile on my face from holding back laughter.
Kanye West qoute
"I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh"
"smh @ the Persian rug industry"
I watched the greatest freakout ever.
1) While I was walking to dinner on Friday, one of my cousins took a chicken finger off of a waiter's tray (while he wasn't looking), shoved it in his mouth, and said, "I think I'm Big Meech! Larry Hoover!"
2) I kept throwing away money on this rip-off arcade game where you try to win a prize. I tried 11 times, and won nothing. My 7-year-old niece won seven times on her first ten tries.
3) One of the maids allegedly stole marijuana from the same cousin's room. He actually thought about telling somebody in charge.
4) I heard a drunk guy arguing with his girlfriend/wife/female acquaintance... Over $3... In the middle of the night. Nobody from the staff wanted to do anything.
5) I won a ping-pong tournament, despite the fact that I've never played ping-pong before. I also won a three-point shootout, a one-on-one tournament, and a game of bingo. I represented NBADraft.net well. I wish I had a jersey with NBADraft.net on the front, so that I could tug on the front of it and show it off whenever I did something.
Thanks, no money. Now I'm late for class.
Gooood one OJJ
why does it seem like the less teeth a person has the more likely they are to be crazy
Because crazy people are too busy being crazy to brush their teeth.
This got me a date :)
Flight of the Conchords pwns!
This is like me, you, OJJ and DanEboy.
Am i Murray?
I always wanted to be Murray!!
wow...so i guess i get to be mel...or doug since im always getting ignored...fml
McDunkin, you are Doug.
tli232 is Mel.
Aran_Smith is the guy who owns the pawn shop.
This is cyclo and llperez...
That should be the NBADraft.net Theme Song.
It'd be perfect for the WNBA....
sad but true
we need to brainstorm on how to get a female member
Whenever I do this it draws women from several counties away..
I've decided to move into the non-topic section..
I'll just blow up my airbed in the corner and stay to myself if you guys don't mind..
I'll always pay my rent but guys remember
I don't even wanna touch his album. It might burn my hands.
He sings, too?
I always hear people talking about going to the beach at work/school. What's wrong with that?