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What Are You Bothered By Today? 2010 2:The Bothering Continues

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What Are You Bothered By Today? 2010 2:The Bothering Continues

1.All the threads made before this morning are locked forever.

2.When a girl wants to talk on the phone for hours but says nothing that was too important to be said through text.

3.The "new" members that have been showing up just to make a handful of stupid threads,only to disappear forever


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I'm annoyed that I probably started the trend of trades

And Don't get the respect to at least sparking some interesting debate....

I also saw that I was being singled out for doing the same thing everybody else does...Whats that word again.....HypnoToadical

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Having a wisdom tooth pulled sucks

1. I can't lift weights or do anything strenuous for a week.

2. I can't eat anything hot or hard until Thursday.

3. My niece came over and "ate" the rest of my Cinnabon cereal. Ate is in quotes because she just took a big-ass bowl and poured the rest of the cereal in there, only to eat 1/4 of it and leave the rest soaked in milk overnight.

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The

The next entry to Popcorn Story Dos is pretty weak. Mostly dialouge. I'm just putting it out so we can try to get it rolling again. I'll put it out tomorrow when more people are online. Hooray.

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I got you, no money. I got

I got you, no money. I got you.

"Adventures in tli232's Basement" should be up tomorrow, as well. I was going to make it one big post, but now I'm just gonna make it a series.

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im bothered by the fact gary

im bothered by the fact gary colemans wife went in and took pictures of his dead body at the hospital and is now putting thme up for sale a week later. Seriously what the &$#%#&@!.

Im bothered by my 5 month old pit bulls new found fondness for birds. Today she brought in her 3rd dead bird and dropped it on the floor. How the heck does a pit bull catch birds? Then, a few hours later, i look out the window into the backyard, and she is circling the yard going full speed just feet behind a bird that was flying just above ground. All it needed was to be in slow mo with some national geographic music.

im botherd that the pac 10 might expand. I like it the way it is just fine.

and sorry to hear about your teeth ojj. Is getting your wisdom teeth pulled common? I got to keep mine becasue they said i had enough room when i was a kid.

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I am bothered that nothing is

I am bothered that nothing is bothering me today.

I must be in for sh.it storm tomorrow.

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It's not really common. I had

It's not really common. I had four of them, and I had the first one pulled when I was 15. I'm 20, and I'm down to two now. My dentist wants to remove the last two soon because she thinks that they'll eventually get infected like the first two, but they aren't bothering me now, so I'm not gonna have them removed at this point in time.

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I got all 4 of mine yanked

I got all 4 of mine yanked when I was 17. 2 of them were impacted so the dentist had to break them apart first...that was awesome. I swear the nurse had her foot in my mouth to keep it open and the dentist was using a jackhammer.

Good luck with that OJJ.

Also, I drove home which is a terrible idea. When I got home I fell asleep face down on the bed and woke up almost choking to death on blood. After about 3 days I just pulled the stitches out of my mouth and handed them to the dentist when I went back. I am beginning to think that he wasn't a real dentist.

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Anyone who doesn't laugh at

Anyone who doesn't laugh at that doesn't have a sense of humor.

Back on subject.......

1) N.J. Transit screws me over once again. I missed my first job interview in 18 months because the bus that I was supposed to take didn't feel like showing up. I was supposed to take two buses. I would get off of the second bus, then walk a mile to the interview. In an effort to make sure that the bus wouldn't screw me over, I took the first bus an hour early, which caused me to show up for the second bus an hour early. It didn't work out because neither bus showed up.

2) While I was waiting for the phantom bus, a woman with mis-matching Clogs kept talking to herself. She had a hoodie pulled over her ears, so I thought that she was talking on a blue-tooth, but when she pulled back the hoodie, there was no blue-tooth on either ear.

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Why are almost all of the

Why are almost all of the topics in the 'off topic' section locked?

Our days are numbered here aren't they? I am going out in a blaze if they are.

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Every topic that was created

Every topic that was created a while back (including "John Wall Fails Drug Test") has been locked. I can't take being without that topic for much longer.

This is worse than the time Mr. Miyagi made me break 6 pieces of ice.

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NOOO

They changed my schedule, so I have to work on draft-day.

I was going to throw a virtual thing blog type of draft party.

I was going to invite all of you guys, and broadcast what we were saying and doing.

tli232 and Quincey were going to provide the comic relief.

A monkey was involved.

Quincey was going to argue with the monkey about Derrick Favors for over 20 minutes.

I'm so sad...

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That argument would have gone

That argument would have gone well with my buffalo wings.

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Yeah

Oh well. Looks like that project is scrapped.

You need to bring us more of those sweet, sweet Adventures in tli232's Basement moogies.

Bring us the moogies...

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I'm working on it...

I'm working on it...

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Well

Well work faster. I'm the mod and therefore I have absolute control over you.

Just talked to Aran. He said the old topics were locked because spammers kept bumping them up to the front of forum. Good idea, but I'm asking him if we can at least unlock a few classics (John Bryant Facts, John Wall Fails Drug Test, Popcorn Dos, Ect...)

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How are things at the office

How are things at the office nomoney?

You and Aran do much water cooler talk?

What is tli's cubicle like?

Is the fridge stuffed with chicken parm sam' iches?

Do Adi and Aran have bunkbeds there?

Is there a list on the wall of banned users?

What does it smell like there?

Does Aran show off his Jordan Jumpman tattoo a lot?

Is there a nerf basketball hoop hanging from one of the doors?

Are there cheesy motivational posters hanging on the walls? If so, what kind?

Do you have an ocean view?

Is there casual Friday's? Or do you have to wear a suit all week?

Do you have an assistant to fetch you coffee and copies?

Is there an office sl.ut?

Do you and Aran ever just go up to the roof to talk about stuff?

Are there staff meetings? If so, how often?

Do you all hang out at a local bar afterwards with your ties undone?

Company car?

401K?

Can you answer these 21 questions please? < make that 22

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OK!

How are things at the office nomoney? Pretty crazy. Aran left for Europe and he put tli232 in charge. He's been blasting an old Miley Cyrus album in his office ALL week. I don't even think he likes it, but he can't figure out how to turn the volume down. We all offered to help, but he said that only bosses and Ivy-grads could step into the Office of Magic (he named it).

You and Aran do much water cooler talk? Not recently, but we did play an intense game of paper football once.

What is tli's cubicle like? He is in Aran's office until he comes back, but he has spent some serious time in turning his cubicle into a fort. He likes playing Cowboys and Indians by himself. He gets dressed up and everything.

Is the fridge stuffed with chicken parm sam' iches? No. The only thing that's in the fridge is Redbull and alligator meat that somebody bought as a joke in Christmas of 2008. Nobody wants to eat it or throw it out.

Do Adi and Aran have bunkbeds there? No, they share one bed. Adi wants me to mention that it's a big bed, and they have at least six inches of space between them.

Is there a list on the wall of banned users? Yes, along with their height, weight, wingspans and IP numbers.

What does it smell like there? Rancid alligator meat (not too bad), and gunpowder.

Does Aran show off his Jordan Jumpman tattoo a lot? No, but he has showed me his tan lines a few more times than I'm comfortable with...

Is there a nerf basketball hoop hanging from one of the doors? Yes. The garbage cans too.

Are there cheesy motivational posters hanging on the walls? If so, what kind? Only one, but it is too graphic to talk about.

Do you have an ocean view? We have no view. Our office is in the center of four other offices.

Is there casual Friday's? Or do you have to wear a suit all week? No dress code at all. We could come in naked if we want. Nobody has, but rgiller told us that tli232 dances naked afterhours in Aran's office sometimes.

Do you have an assistant to fetch you coffee and copies? No, but I'm looking to hire. Interested?

Is there an office sl.ut? Maybe Gatorheels, but not really.

Do you and Aran ever just go up to the roof to talk about stuff? No.

Are there staff meetings? If so, how often? We've only had two. One was Mollom video broadcasting his will. I'm afraid I can't say anything more about that one. The other was to find out who in the office was chewing on everybody's pencils. Guess who it was...

Do you all hang out at a local bar afterwards with your ties undone? I'm only 19. So maybe everybody else does.

Company car? We all ride the Trimet.

401K? HA!

Can you answer these 21 questions please? < make that 22 I guess so.

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You are money

You are money nomoney.....

And no, I am not interested. I sell wind chimes off the side of the highway. Soooo yeah, I am doing that now.

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wakka wakka nomoney, wakka

wakka wakka nomoney, wakka wakka

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Hey guys...I made my first

Hey guys...I made my first youtube video today. Be honest and tell me what you think. I wish to be a meteorologist someday.

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well Daneboy...there are so

well Daneboy...there are so many positives that i think it would be easier to start with the negatives...you gotta smile more man and try to speak up a little more.

my uncle Arthur use to be a meteorologist maybe he could hook you up with his new station

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This is my hero.

This is my hero.

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I

tli232's cousin, gli232 used to be a weatherman...

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I tried sportscasting

I tried sportscasting once....they never asked me back.

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lol i always thought gli232

lol i always thought gli232 was the "boom there goes the dynamite" kid

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Hmmm

Maybe I was wrong. gli232 remains a mystery... Who is he?

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My step-uncle was a

My step-uncle was a newscaster... until he was let go for having sex with one of his interns. I don't think that this other incident helped him much, either.

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speaking of past proffesions

speaking of past proffesions i found footage of butidonthavemoney when he was a wrestler...and before the "100 feet rule" he has to follow around elementary schools

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Now for a classic:

Now for a classic:

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I wanna have a beer with the

I wanna have a beer with the Winnebago guy.

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OJJ, that kills mine

OJJ, that kills mine

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That had me in tears,

That had me in tears, McDunkin. I watched it four times in a row.

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6/14/10

1) My first day back on the court... and I get elbowed in the mouth. My teeth were numb for about 10 minutes. I was scared sh-tless; I though a few of them were gonna fall out.

2) I got a job this morning, but I'm only gonna work 10-15 hours a week for $7.50 an hour. It sucks the big one.

3) I played ball for 5 hours, and now I have no energy to lift. I was gonna lift before I left home, but I just sat on the computer for an hour while watching funny videos and eating Corn Flakes.

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1. Missed my final because I

1. Missed my final because I forgot to write down the test date on my schedule

2. My dog pissed on my pillow.

3. I can no longer find that sour altoids gum I used to buy all the time. Even looked on ebay

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Jammin

Who were you before you changed your name?

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By the number of posts I am

By the number of posts I am guessing that is mikenike

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HEY

OJJ and DanEboy, are you guys on Facebook?

If not can you make an account?

If not, then I'll just have to e-mail you, and that would make things much harder for me...

I need to talk to the two of you in private... It's important...

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fudddddddddddge

fudddddddddddge

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Alright

Both of you are online, so stop ignoring me or I'll blank your blank's blank with another blank before I blank the blank of your blank with an automated blank. Then blank the blank to the max, even if it's not edible...

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nobody wants to talk to

1.nobody wants to talk to mcdunkin in private

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Oh

Oh McDunkin... Do you have a Facebook?

I can substitute one of the ignorers out for you...

EDIT: Now McDunkin's ignoring me...

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my email is [email protected]
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Alright

You're my substitute. If I can't get one of these clowns, I'll e-mail you.

And set up a temporary Facebook account. You don't have to put a picture up, or use your real name or anything like that. You can delete it afterwards, but I need people who have Facebook.

EDIT: DanEboy, I'm sending you an e-mail right now.

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1) This morning, a guy I was

1) This morning, a guy I was playing basketball against got mad at me because I hummed the "Guile Theme" a few times while I was playing defense against him. To make it worse, I would yell "Sonic BOOM!" after every one of my 5 blocks. He looked like he wanted to punch me in the face, and he kept elbowing me in my ribs while he was trying to box me out. He didn't even shake my hand after the game. I don't know what happened; everybody else I've done that against found it hilarious. I mean, come on. How do you not laugh at this?

2) I only got five hours of sleep.

3) I had to wait almost half-an-hour at Sonic's drive-in. I saw license plates from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, and even Ohio, which is weird because I'm sure that the last two states have a few Sonic restaurants.

4) I can't open "The Pirate Bay."

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Nomoney....if this is about

Nomoney....if this is about your sister....it was all OJJ's idea.

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I'm late to the

I'm late to the party.

DanEboy, you have to stop putting stuff in my drinks. Just because I like Mike's Hard Lemonade doesn't mean you have to put something in it to "make it manly." It's fine just the way it is.

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Yo

DanEboy, did you get my e-mail?

OrangeJuiceJones. Make with the Facebook page or e-mail address STAT!!!

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