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WATCH THE KRAP OUT FOR LOUISVILLE

The Ville will be cutting down the nets come March. Don't say I didn't tell you so, you sassy scoundrels!

Here's why Rick Pitino's bunch will go all the way:

POINT: Peyton Siva, a high-riser and play-maker with experience.

WING: Kyle Kuric, another high-riser who plays the game with flash but finesse, sponkey but sound, pizzazz but patience. Check out his SLAM JAM BAM against Notre Dame last year. Be sure to change your undergarments afterwards. I sure did. Yellow in the front, brown in the back. You don't know Dale like that!

I digress.

POST: Gorgui Deng, a savory banger who bangs with other guys in the paint. Born and bred in the African village of Senegal.

Now here's the key with the Louisville Fightin' Kentucky Fried Chickens of Cardinal:

Jared Swopshire, Rakeem Buckles, and Chane Behanan. We're talking about three guys who are 6'7/6'8 who can hover on the wing AND get dirrty down low when need be.

Ummmm, can you say match-up problems come Tourney Time? I sure can. Match-up problems come Tourney Time!

P.S., I apologize for my leave of absence. My daughter was in the hospital with Babesiosis for three months and had to get her spleen removed. I was looking after her children. I'm back, though, and more jovial than ever. Let me know what you rascals think.


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No way man...Louisville has

No way man...Louisville has experienced guys that play tough d and can launch it but losing Knowles and Jennings and then the deal with Blackshear...I thought #7/8 was a little high to begin with and now I really don't think they're they're close to a top 10 team in what's gonna to be amazing year of college basketball.

Also, try not to use "bang" twice in one sentence.

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Samuel, you'll see. Be

Samuel, you'll see. Be patient, young padawan.

Blackshear is coming back in 6-8 weeks. Ready for Big East play.

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DAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!

DAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!

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Can't wait to see Khem Birch

Can't wait to see Khem Birch toss Siva's floater into the 5th row.

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You're back

Old man...

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McLovin, how has it been my

McLovin, how has it been my chap?!?!?!

Update me on any funny happenings over the last few months. Definitely need a LNC update. How's Ronald and the Gang?

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"As DNYCE finished his

"As DNYCE finished his scripture reading, the old folks home started to shake. Something crashed through the building and gave a tremendous roar. As the structure started to fall around them, with everyone running for cover, Dale Worthington grabbed ProudGrandpa's walker and drove away on his Lark at a whopping 7.5 miles per hour. ProudGrandpa was frozen with terror, until DNYCE through a basketball right at his solar plexus, forcing him backwards into a conveniently placed toilet. The figure, descended upon him as ProudGrandpa said his last words, which, as he has nothing interesting to say of his own, were a condensed version of DNYCE's previous chant. Finally, the creature descended on the fateful internet troll, known to his family as Gennaro: So, he's dead. Also, bne4lyf is his oldest grand son, who luckily, along with all of ProudGrandpa's other bloodline relatives, moved to Antartica. Happy ending!"

thou irate? Well said, by the way, Mike The Don.

Sorry, PG, but you can pretend to be me all you want (you follow my every move after all), but there will always be only one Dale Worthington. Try to steal my thunder. I triple dog dare you! Late Night Crew will shut you down and feed you to the wolves faster than you can soil yourself after consuming a bag of prunes.

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Shucks! I meant McDunkin, not

Shucks! I meant McDunkin, not McLovin!

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LOL. Funny post But seriously

LOL. Funny post

But seriously Louisville is a darkhorse for the title. They have ALOT of depth in the backcourt, and they have some solid frontline guys who should stride by the end of the Big East slate (Deng, and Behanan especially) abd I see Siva taking a step forward next year. He could be a top PG next year easily. Potential is big. They also have a good number of jump shooters, and thay definitely doesn't hurt. I think they are a contender, if not for the title than for the Final 4.

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Dale Worthington>ProudGrandpa

Dale, as much as I am sure you know the Lark thing was a joke, I considered you a hero of my story. As was the T-Rex that ate ProudGrandpa while he was on the $hitter. So, I would keep the old person fighting to a minimum, because with you back, ProudGrandpa is basically in that dinosaurs stomach.

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No doubt, Mike. I enjoyed

No doubt, Mike. I enjoyed your story very much! It's very nice to be back and have my daughter save and sound (well, save a bladder, that is!) Right now, my focus is on football (BAMA/LSU tomorrow!) but I will get locked into basketball in a couple of months.

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They have some talent and

They have some talent and could be a Darkhorse but we are gonna WAX THAT AZZ

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WATCH THE KRAP OUT BABY

WATCH THE KRAP OUT BABY

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Someone will definitely be watching...

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YIKES!!!

Thats TOO BIG...my bad....I think the MAD SCIENTIST had something to do with it!!!

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All their eggs are in the

All their eggs are in the Peyton Siva basket. When he plays well, they can beat anyone. When he can't even hit the rim and is turning it over, the game turns into a first to 50 and they can lose to anyone. They play defense too well to ever really be out of a game, but it can be painful to watch them on the other end.

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