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Trailer for Kevin Durant’s Movie ‘Thunderstruck’

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Trailer for Kevin Durant’s Movie ‘Thunderstruck’

As you know, Kevin Durant has a movie coming out this summer (August 24 is the expected release date.) Last night, after the OKC Thunder reached the NBA Finals, a trailer for “Thunderstruck” — which looks like a delightfully terrible film — was shown to an unsuspecting and stunned world.

http://www.slamonline.com/online/media/slam-tv/2012/06/trailer-for-kevin...


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Coincedence?

David Stern is laughing his ass off, rolling in his money pit right now.

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I feel that this could be

I feel that this could be used as an excuse if he doesn't show up during the finals.

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Damn Space Jam meets Like

Damn Space Jam meets Like Mike...LMAO

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this is so corny you have to

this is so corny you have to watch it. lol

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what,

no way. I thought Durant may have gave me his his powers, last week at my local Rec. Center.

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Is that Luther Head as KDs

Is that Luther Head as KDs sidekick?

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I cant seem to find a place

I cant seem to find a place to buy tickets for the midnight showing. WTF

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I can't wait for Durant's

I can't wait for Durant's second film -- Doo Doo Jump: The Adventure. According to IMDB,

"It's a sci-fi comedy thriller made for families to enjoy. Watch Durant leap in 3D from level to level in an epic adventure to get pizza rolls!"

Coming Winter 2018

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Best line of the movie: Shaq:

Best line of the movie:
Shaq: Dude can't even hit a FT
Chuck: Yeah you been working with him, big fella?

Love it haha.

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No, McTropicThunder

I think his sidekick is Brandon T. Jackson aka "Alpa Chino" from the movie of your "Mc" different root word than Dunkin. I don't even know why I +1'ed you. When Durant looked at this $hit bomb, did he not say "hey, can we make some changes fellas?" I realize he is getting paid to be a lame basketball playing version of himself, but they couldn't come up with anything better than "Like Space Jam"?

Here is a better line omphalos:

Shaq: Kevin Durant's movie looks absolutely dreadful.

Chuck: Yeah. You been working with him, Big Fella?

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freaking friday theme instead of space jam

Change the premise..... Instead Durant's mind and the kid's mind switch bodies, akin to the Lindsey Lohan film 'Freaky Friday'. (Not a bad flick for a rainy day). This way the kid can experience being a star and the pressure that KD faces everyday. (Especially from his mom).

In the meanwhile, Durant remembers what it's like to be in High School, and helps the kid's reputation at school. Despite the kid's subpar athleticism, he is able to make the team just from the mental aspects alone. Then he scores the head cheerleader.

When they finally switch back bodies, both will have learned valuable life lessons.

BOOM! GOLDDDD

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amare apache

No offense, but that sounds like the opposite of gold. Actually makes this movie seem possibly Oscar worthy. Might be exaggerating a tad, but your idea is turning one Disney movie cliche script into another. If Kevin Durant wanted to marry Adam Sandler, than he turned out to be a golden retriever, or something, that might be gold.

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Don't worry amare, I didn't

Don't worry amare, I didn't think it was a bad idea at all.

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Favorite movies this

Favorite movies this summer

  1. Thunderstruck
  2. The Amazing Spider-Man
  3. The Avengers
  4. The Dark Knight Rises
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Just looks like a newer

Just looks like a newer version of Like Mike.

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to me, its space jam meets

to me, its space jam meets like mike and we get thunderstruck. if you're taking your 10 year old son to the movies, there are worse options to go with.

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