Trailblazers Press Conference set for tomorrow
Just saw on the bottom line on NBA TV that Portland will hold a press conference to make a "big" announcement. Let's speculate, as that is what Americans do best nowadays. I think it's another player coming out. Guesses?
Or it can probably be Damian Lillard getting his rookie of the year award???
Yeah, it's Lillard getting ROTY and answering questions from the media about it.
If that's the case, considering it's already public knowledge, that is super lame to phrase it like that. Especially taking into account recent events, much "bigger" in terms of announcements.
Greg Oden returns much like the American Bad Ass version of the Undertaker on a motorcycle! Jaws drop to the floor as if they have just seen a ghost. He says back and ready to glue the shattered dreams of the Portland fanbase and signs a 1 year, $20 million non-guaranteed contract. He tells the world he's been secretly training in the most remote parts of Nepal with Clark Kellogg, IndianaBasketball and MikeyV and has picked up not only a knee stronger than the beard of Zeus, but also an expansive vocabulary and exceptional writing skills. He guarantees the Blazers will win the division and make the finals or he will retire and pursue his XXX career full time under his street name, "the Big Ohhhhhh-Thang"