Top 100 Running Jokes/Things That Make NBADraft.net NBADraft.net
So, I made a list of 100 of the biggest "cliches" of the site. Perhaps this should be required literature for all new users? Enjoy:
100. Remembering the good 'ole days of Gatorheels and Auber
99. Patty Mills is a bad poster
98. dhamp=Basketball genius?
97. Paradigmn misspelled paradigm
96. Talking about rappers
95. “Dear Aran, Two Users found” thread, where JNixon-Iggy is exposed
94. Adi Joseph is B.A.
93. Jan Vesely's girlfriend
92. FlyntFlossyBaby is a thug
91. I May Be Wrong and Aamir are Indian
90. Anthony Davis' unibrow
89. OJJ is a short Asian kid
88. Jon Kreft
87. Jlv, the second-worst poster of all time
86. ProudGrandpa tells stories
85. 13kavak, the angry Jew
84. Why is MarcusFizer so popular?
83. BasterdInABasket’s Default
82. Points Scandal of 2010
81. Custom jersey defaults
80. KnicksFan7 is a necrophiliac
79. Skip Bayless is, well, a douchebag
78. Brian Scalabrine
77. “I killed her and watched her bleed to death” Meme
76. The 10,000 Points club
75. NoMoney messes with spammers
74. Blake Griffin vs. Kevin Love
73. JoeWolf is chronically underrated like it’s his job
72. IndianaBasketball vs. Quincey
71. 8th DeadlySin’s 8 obsession
70. Delonte and Lebron’s mom
69. Btownkid, John Bryant’s…friend
68. Tli the a$$hole mod
67. Jmikethegrizzfan needs girl advice
66. Sam Cassell
65. DNYCE vs. Jjeff6
64. Surve dominating his own threads
63. ProudGrandpa vs. Dale Worthington: Battle of the Old Men(?)
62. No Trade Idea is a Good Idea
61. Steven A. Smith
60. Kwame Brown
59. Hating on Jonathon Givony
58. Gordon Hayward’s sister
57. Wizkid is McDunkin’s apprentice
56. Leroy vs. Aamir, Wizkid, Wreckless, etc.
55. McDunkin has, like, 40 profiles
54. JamminLemon loves Lebron
53. WizKid: Thread-killer
52. Colton Iverson/Al Iverson: Brothers?
51. “Based” usernames
50. McDunkin Managament Association
49. BothTeamsPlayedHard’s essay posts
48. All the F-ing Raptors fans
47. All the F-ing Jazz fans
46. Aamir is a child
45. DanEBoy antagonizing McDunkin
44. Kobyz's crap lists
43. Team Hypnotoad (NoMoney’s gang)
42. The Revengers (McDunkin’s gang)
41. Leroy gets “hype” off of pizza rolls
40. MikeyVTheDon’s Oregon obsession
39. Mess.eee, apb, Johnny Chill, and others making pictures of Ho$ their defaults to get points
38. Beno…doing dirty deeds…with ^said defaults
37. OhCanada is Matt Bonner
36. M-DYMES is a stoner
35. tli the Douchebag
34. “John Wall Fails Drug Test” thread (and it’s mysterious disappearance)
33. Darko Milicic
32. The Late Night Crew
31. Jimmer Mania
30. “What Made You Crack Up Today” thread
29. “That Awkward Moment When” thread
28. llperez's ID's
27. llperez's West Coast Bias
26. Complaining about points=less points
25. Dalen Qualls (is awesome)
24. Leroy gets beat up by girls
23. “Popcorn Story Dos” thread (AKA NoMoney and OJJ’s comic gold thread (until me and Aamir (but mostly Aamir) messed it up))
22. Don’t post from Draft Express
21. Cyclo and his combine numbers obsession
20. McDunkin can't make a Derrick Favors joke
19. McDunkin is a points whore
18. DNYCE rails against "Edomites"
17. “Chicago Bulls Need to Rebuid” thread
16. Lebron hate (So Lebron Said, More Clutch Than Lebron, Lebron 4th quarter jokes, etc.)
15. Bismack Biyambo
14. Quincey got banned…again (but he’ll be back)
13. April Fool's Madness
11. Mikey VTheDon's Essay Posts
10. Leroy vs. Rudeboy
9. DNYCE's trades (Andrew Bynum)
8. The Hypnotoad
7. “McDunkin on Letterman” thread
6. McDunkin is the GIF master
5. tli's basement
4. Aran Smith
3. John Bryant
2. Lil B/Based God
1. McDunkin and NoMoney are The Man
Suggestions? I'm sure I forgot some good stuff
DanEboy's video on McDunkin on the Letterman show lol
Now you're Embarrassing your self you geriatric &$#%, two things you keep your liver spotted hands off of NBADraft.net until you have finished survivor and then you sit down and you write McDunkin and I May Be Wrong a check for $10,000 for owed rent in MMA's off - topic section or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces $h%#!
but its a ok list though
P.S. Where is "Summer School Bully Advice"
wow... you are a ProudGrandPa eh? Awesome list pops...lmao
I'm an artist. I need to feel inspired.
Be grateful I mentioned you, like, 10 times in my list. As if you needed the publicity.
You forgot the "The Black Quarterback... Touchy Subject" by kanyedabest
Thought about it...didn't make the cut
some good times have been had indeed. Some epic arguments where knowledgable guys go hard at each other (as well as some where not so knowledgeable guys bring the lulz). Some generally quality posts that have informed me. Lots of funny stuff. Me waking up and thinking, "man did i really get drunk and post a thread titled "llperez rapping on the celtics" last night? Quincey and his 5 accounts and argumentive ways. High basketball IQ's like iggy, indiana and both teams who i will make a point of reading almost everything they post. Lots of people bring quality to thise site and special shout out to the long time members like mcdunkin, nomoney, daneboy, mikeyv etc... And if you read this, stop hating on the lakers NYK2010. ANd stop being so nice to everyone fizer, it makes me sick. And last but not least, stop sleeping on the west coast haters.
Summer School Bully Advice falls under Leroy get beat up by girls
The "Lil' Wayne thinks LeBron and Dwyane Wade are ignoring him" thread? Because, that was EPIC. Well, have to say Gramps, moderately impressed with this list. Good times on NBADraft.net, may there be many more on going running jokes. Hard to get it just to 100, but this outlines some pillars to our great basketball (mostly) community.
Ill tell a Favors joke when llPerez explains what was up with those student I.D. pics
How you come up with things like these I will never know. I probably couldn't name 100 things about nbadraft.net in an entire weekend. But it's entertaining to read, so I'll give you that.
I was bored. I had been thinking about a thread like this for a while and I sat down and did it as I watched Seton Hall lose in a horrible game against Louisville.
More power to you. I get bored way too easily, which is why I rarely have a long post.
MikeyV does not have such a problem, I suppose
After reading this, I would be proud to call you my grandpa.
Perhaps, someday, you too can make this list...
Well I pretty much did. I brought the greatness of Darko to this fine board
what about memphistyga +1'ing himself over 2,000 times
"John Wall fails drug test" is number one.
It's a beautiful story of an up and coming point whore who would do whatever it took to get to the top of a mountain by using every trick in the book; gifs, pics, vids, jokes, self deprication humor.....and the occasional basketball reference.
Unfortunately for Nomoney, McDunkin ended up doing it.
I was wondering how he had so many points.
Yeah, for a while he always had nearly the same amount of points as posts. Until me and, I believe it was MikeyV, cracked down on him. He stopped at about 3,000 posts/points. Now, he's at like 3,600 points and 4,100 posts soo... you tell me lmao
Although I still believe he +1's himself, just not as often.
The day I stand up to DanEboy is the day all hell breaks lose
You also forgot this gem......gets good from 2:20- on. made some enemies that day.
Great list, I am not a child, but old people love me, so I guess Gramps just doesn't want to see me grow, lol.
Tli's Basement needs to be higher up, and McDunkin's inability to think of a Derrick Favors joke is defeinatly top 10.
I know he was called out by many before he finally stopped doing it (as much, I guess, lol), but I remember one funny post that was super jokes. He asked one of his usual questions and someone was like "why do you keep +1'ing yourself". He says, much like Shaq in the ESPN Scrabble commercial, "Don't worry about it".
Grandpa, I love writing, so to me it is actually NOT boring. Reading it might be, I will give you that. Still, think things tend to work out. Also, will say Memphis is not the only +1'er around (though it was pretty blatant). There is some guy I have heard (and suspected) was a member of the club as well. I will use a fake name, R.Boy. Wait, never mind, lets call him Rude B. Well, at least he tends to know some things about basketball.
Many other self +1'ers around. Have called a few out, seen some called out. Think that self +1'ing is just lame and kind of an abuse of what good could come out of the point system. The funny thing is, there was a post made about getting negged and having people "follow others like twitter". Well, sometimes positives get the same thing, which is why certain people sometimes get a rep they may not deserve. Just saying.
This is a highly entertaining list. +1! In other news John Bryant is currently leading the German league in rebounds per game. #fadingintoobscurityinstyle
Also, we are all aware that Aamir has now turned 15.
There is no question you have a very creative mind grandpa (too many magical mushrooms???) You def don't have alzheimers yet thats 4 sure. I stumbled across your short story a while ago...you def have some talent.
As far as my spelling of PARADIGMN...with the N. First of all I am OBIUSLY lol a horrid speller as from past posts...but a lot of times I type to fast and this forum doesnt have spell check, but I need to proof read more 4 sure.
Anyways...back to PARADIGMN...been ragged on here before cuz of the spelling...but....it was on purpose...and here is my theory for making the DIGMN!!!
"The paradigm is the set of exemplary experiments that are likely to be copied or emulated. In this scientific context, the prevailing paradigm often represents a more specific way of viewing reality, or limitations on acceptable programs for future research, than the more general scientific method."
So...basically...to have NO paradigms...ie...NO specific way of viewing reality....one cannot have limitations...thus the changing of the spelling of paradigm...is kinda my way of being different and having NO paradigNs.
Anyways...sorry to bore everyone...lol...but...like I said Grandpa...you are a very creative writer...hope you can do something with that...if you haven't already. Thanx 4 the shoutout mang!!!
P.S. Having trouble embeding videos ever since YouTube changed there codes...anyone know how to fix the problem???
There is just nothing at all funny to me about Favors...he is like my joke Kryptonite
WoW!! I Cant Believe MikeyV'' said i give Myself points!! I might be 1 of the few that can careless about points!!
But its Hard to believe MikeyV accuses Someone else of not being Original!!
When the Daily he Writes is News '''THAT IS AlREADY'' on the front Page of this site!!'''
Nothing Original about Copying someone else's material...
thought it was time SOMEONE CALLeD U OUT
it only took a senile old fart to put me there though
Grandpa U Forgot The Infamous ''Chicago Must Rebuild'' and ''The Wizards should Trade John Wall for Young Pieces'' Threads.....
MarcusFizers making those Jerseys for the top posters should've been top 5...
too bad we dominate baseball not basketball unless you count amare
Oh hell yes, another feud in the making. MikeyV vs. Rudeboy! Let's see it!
LOL,i'm not into Feuding with anyone..I enjoy coming to this Site,becuz the Forum here is the best place on the entire internet to discuss basketball...Alot of guys on here know their stuff and some dont know JACK about the game..
"The funny thing is, there was a post made about getting negged and having people "follow others like twitter"."
Yes! I remember, so I looked it up. We actually called memphistyga out on that thread!
This was around the time he had actually stopped +1'ing himself (at least immediately, lol). He started getting a lot of negs and came out with this doozy. That is when I came to the parallel I did with the point "following" working both ways, plusses and negs.
I enjoy herb. If it around and offered to me for free, yea I'll toke up. But I am by no means a "stoner", just making that clear. Very very rarely, have I ever purchased any in my life. I just enjoy going out and having a good time and that happens to put me in positions where it is readily available.
If someone offers you a drink @ a bar, many would consider it rude to refuse. If someone wants to give you a high five, you'd make the look like a fool and u an &$#%#&@!, if u were to not to connect and accept it. Apply that mentality to the relationship between myself and weed.
MikeyV if you are so against beef why do you always let DanEboy pick on me?
I went to bed with 655 pts. Woke up with 696. Thanks, guys, I appreciate the support. When I created this thread, I never thought it would reach such heights. Love you guys.
Controversy Attracts The Masses
What about that yo mamma guy that posted all those random jokes and riddles back in late Dec. sh!t was hilarious.
ProudGrandpa, if I couldve + 100 u I would have.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Great list the only one that I could think of to add might have been the rumoured Lebron and Delonte's mum incident.
^A rumor is somthing that may or may not have happened. In this case, we know what happened, right Delonte?....................
Damn, FraudGrandpa is really desperate for points.
First 3 months on TheDraft.net: FraudGrandpa unsuccessfully trolls the forums and treats everyone with a complete and utter lack of respect.
Last 3 months on TheDraft.net: FraudGrandpa is writing veritable novels (see: the survivor threads) and sucking up to everyone (even me on rare occasions).
You're a phony, dawg. Quit sucking up to strangers on the internet. You live your life based on acquiring
"points" from strangers. It's pathetic.
this site is awesome, lmao