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Tale of the Tape: Aamir vs ProudGrandpa

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Tale of the Tape: Aamir vs ProudGrandpa

Tale of the Tape

Aamir

  • Record: (0-1)
  • Age: 14
  • Height: 5'4"
  • Weight: 125lb
  • Special Skills: N/A
  • Weaknesses: Terrible comebacks, Ghandi
  • Key Wins/Losses: LeroyJenkins (Loss by TKO)

ProudGrandpa

  • Record: (0-0)
  • Age: 73
  • Height: 5'8"
  • Weight: 155
  • Special Skills: Wise, Storytelling, TimTebow
  • Weaknesses: Age
  • Key Wins/Losses: N/A

Who you guys got? I got ProudGrandpa on this one.


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I thought Amir was over 6'?

I thought Amir was over 6'?

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According to Leroy, he was

According to Leroy, he was only 5'4" when they met up at Wal-Mart last night

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Dang Bol-23, you trying to

Dang Bol-23, you trying to start some fight or somthing?

And thank you Wiz of Oz. I am 6'2.(Ok, I'm actually 6'0, but doesn't everyone exagerate their height, lol)

I'm 15, I have a deadly jumpshot, and I got a low post game like Pau. My weakness is that I'm as slow as a turtle, my handles are decent, and I'm working on my vertical. First you want me to fight a kid, now an old guy? Go get a life.

Plus, I don't even shop at Wall-Mart, Target has better deals.

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You do know ProudGrandpa is

You do know ProudGrandpa is like 13 years old, right?

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"Weaknesses: Terrible

"Weaknesses: Terrible comebacks, Ghandi"

That was pretty damn funny.

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"First you want me to fight a

"First you want me to fight a kid, now an old guy?"

I laughed so hard my gum fell out, I picked it up and put it back in my mouth, reread that, and laughed so hard the gum fell out again!

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how it started how it will

how it started

how it will end

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH "The only thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

"The only thing I wanna drop is you!"

"Amy: What kind of charity is that?!"

"Tim: Not a great one"

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Bring it

I got Aamir in all three fields: Basketball knowledge, humor, and, uh, swag.

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^Basketball Kwnolegde, I

^Basketball Kwnolegde, I never see you post a basketbal related post that's mroe than a one-liner. You do no analysis at all and don't talk about any team other than Indiana college and pro teams. Not saying that you don't watch Basketball, but don't go around just randomly claiming you have more knowledge.

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Oh, it's getting good

Oh, it's getting good

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Hey Aamir

Where are you hiding?

Oh and I had to laugh when you said, "Plus, I don't even shop at Wall-Mart, Target has better deals."

Really? Wal-Mart is like the cheapest supermarket and Target is the most expensive.

Come on, get in touch with your housewife side.

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^Oh Proud Grandpa, you're so

^Oh Proud Grandpa, you're so naive. I've got my Indian connections, just slip a couple Baskin Robins coupons and Macy's gift cards under the counter, and your bill magically gets reduced 60%. I tried that at Wall Mart, but they kicked me out the last time, so I'll stick to Target.

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According to Leroy, he was

According to Leroy, he was only 5'4" when they met up at Wal-Mart last night

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Admittedly, it’s a hard sell

Admittedly, it’s a hard sell at first. After all, this new group of Mavericks is made up largely of cast-offs who don’t have a championship ring among them. It’s a far cry from the familiar faces who defined the Mavericks for much of the last five seasons and won a championship just over a year ago.

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I’m settled in and I feel

I’m settled in and I feel comfortable with the coaches and everybody around me. We have a great staff here and I’m really happy to be here at this point. … Since 2008 I played with Dirk on the German national team even though I’m not very German. I think I have some ancestors somewhere down the line. I’ve been very comfortable during the offseason and the summer participating with him at the different events. I knew from conversations with him the kind of guy Mark was and Coach Carlisle that this would be a great place to play.”r421341

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Mavs owner Mark Cuban later

Mavs owner Mark Cuban later joked that for the first time in years he didn’t cringe when he watched his team’s starting center shooting jumpers on the practice court. Kaman’s ability to do a number of things with the basketball will certainly make the Mavs harder to defend.32423

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“I’m not trying to replace

“I’m not trying to replace Jason Kidd,” said Collison. “That’s tough to do. I thought he was a great player for this organization, but I just plan to be myself. I was brought here for a reason. Some of the things that I want to bring are an up-tempo style, energy, defense, and whatever I can do to help out these guys. I’m just excited to be here.”432432

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