So my house got egged and i know who did it...

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So my house got egged and i know who did it...

but this &$#%#[email protected]! won't take responsibility for her dumbassness. after confronting her the next morning with all of my evidence, this little b*tch still has the nerve to say "dude iono what your talking about".

what's &$#%#[email protected]! up is that, my mom just spent a couple thousand on a new paint job for the house and now she has to spend more to fix the egg stains. also, that &$#%#[email protected]! was standing right outside of my grandmothers bedroom window when she was doing her egging. if my grandma woke up to sounds from outside the house, she could have had a &$#%#[email protected]! heart attack due to her anxiety problems.

i could care less if the kid did something to me, but damaging my house brings my whole family into the situation, which really &$#%#[email protected]! me off. i have enough evidence to bring the police into the situation (text messages, facebook statuses, her friends, and orange peels/egg shells all over my driveway and roof with her fingerprints all over them) but i feel like it'll cost even more money to sue than to actually paint the house. and no, i'm not gonna make the situation worse by beating her ass... at least not until after she hands me my money

how can i get this kid to squeal?

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Egg her house, bubblewrap her

Egg her house, bubblewrap her car and do the old fireworks ding-dong ditch......

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The Miss Adventures of Leroy

The Miss Adventures of Leroy Jenkins coming to BET This Fall....

Starring Emanuel Lewis as Leroy Jenkins( sorry but Gary Coleman wasnt availible)

Co-Starring Gabourey Sidibe as ''The Female Bully''

Also Co-Starring ''Any female from Lebron's Family'' as The Love Interest

Also Starring ''Gator'' from the movie Jungle Fever as Leroy's crack addicted dad...

With a Special Appearance by ''Celie'' from the movie the Color Purple as Leroy's scary pizza roll cooking momma...

And in a Cameo by ''Miss Leonald'' from The Doug Banks Show as Grand Ma Ma

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obvious revenge!!!

SHYT in a bag...put it on her poarch...light it on fire.....ring the doorbell....get the fllluck outta dodge.....and pray she answers the door and is so flabergasted that she freaks out and tries to play fireman!!!!

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I knew without reading this

I knew without reading this was a Leroy thread; don't ever change man.

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