Sixers GM Hinkie drove Evan Turner to airport after trade
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I guess Hinkie used analytics and decided it was cheaper to drive turner himself then to call a cab. Thats why Sam is a boss, I would have gladly volunteered to take him as well.
sam: "evan, you've been traded."
evan: "really? i'm having a great year."
sam: "yeah evan, that's the problem. when we aren't tanking, you're tanking. when we are tanking, you aren't."
evan: "i hope you at least got a 1st rounder."
sam: "no evan, you've been traded for danny granger and a 2nd round pick."
evan: "that's it?"
sam: "dammit evan, how do you not understand the concept of tanking...get in the car now!"
*Thad Young in the background, chasing the car as it pulls away*: "Wait!!! Take me with you goddammit!!!"
and then LeBron dunks the ball .......... in a cavs uniform
did I mess it up ???...damn it im no good at this
most awkward car ride ever......