share

should LJ give her the D?

LeroyJenkins
LeroyJenkins's picture
Registered User
Joined: 08/23/2009
Posts: 772
Points: 2217
Offline
should LJ give her the D?

Okay so there’s this cute, 145lber in my Science class, and after a brief conversation, she said wanted to play me in ‘UNO’ on Facebook. (i know it’s weird, keep reading) I got her to invite me over to her place to play it, cause i "couldn’t load the app" And she was totally down. Shes a known hoe tho, so if we do anything too serious and it gets out, that’s the end of my golden reputation What can expect out of this? Besides getting my a$s handed to me in a card game I’ve never heard of?

should I do it?


Malik-Universal
Malik-Universal's picture
Registered User
Joined: 07/08/2010
Posts: 3421
Points: 3171
Offline
hit it and quit it dont pay

hit it and quit it

dont pay for her visa either

RUDEBOY_
RUDEBOY_'s picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/10/2010
Posts: 7436
Points: 13496
Offline
The way a True Player plays

The way a True Player plays UNO is to get into a conversation about the color of the cards,that always leads to the color of her underwear....

Sorry,I 4got you are still in 6th grade.....4get UNO play some Old Maid.....UNO is for GROWN FOLKS

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3408
Points: 3359
Offline
Leroy

145lber? What, is she 5' 9"? You may have a porker on your hands, Leroy.

RUDEBOY_
RUDEBOY_'s picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/10/2010
Posts: 7436
Points: 13496
Offline
U Right Gramps, a 145 LBS 11

U Right Gramps, a 145 LBS 11 Year Old Girl isnt a Good Look....

CodySLC
CodySLC's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/12/2010
Posts: 1028
Points: 3283
Offline
Wip the D on her and shake

Wip the D on her and shake the spot.

McDunkin
McDunkin's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/17/2010
Posts: 7458
Points: 28220
Offline
you got this...put the team

you got this...put the team on your back

aamir543
aamir543's picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/11/2009
Posts: 5062
Points: 5541
Offline
You missed your chance, last

You missed your chance, last week was Pi day(I once memorized 270 digits of Pi), and you could've went over to her house, brought some Pie with you, and given her the cream filling, if you know what I mean.

FastAndFurious
FastAndFurious's picture
Registered User
Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 3585
Points: 9051
Offline
Some of yall life storys be

Some of yall life storys be crackin me up man lol

WizKid
WizKid's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2010
Posts: 2023
Points: 4399
Offline
145lber if she is white she's

145lber if she is white she's Ms Piggy if she's black she's Ms Pinky either way I aint even mad at you....

M-DYMES
M-DYMES's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/14/2009
Posts: 2644
Points: 6872
Offline
0nly g0 thr0ugh the fr0nt

0nly g0 thr0ugh the fr0nt d00r. C0me in thr0ugh the back n u g0nna get y0urself a nasty case 0f swine flu.

aamir543
aamir543's picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/11/2009
Posts: 5062
Points: 5541
Offline
^I assume you speak with

^I assume you speak with experience?

Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11859
Offline
Buy her dinner and meet her

Buy her dinner and meet her parents first, so she knows you're interested.

Hell, have her parents play UNO with you guys! It'll be fun, make sure to leave their house by 8pm and date her for about 14 months, then you should try to get that.

butidonthavemoney
butidonthavemoney's picture
Registered User
Joined: 02/26/2009
Posts: 6173
Points: 9840
Offline
/\

Tongue-Out might be onto something.

Hale
Hale's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/08/2009
Posts: 5956
Points: 12846
Offline
How you have managed to keep

How you have managed to keep a golden reputation at your school is beyond me. Truly incredible young LeRoy.

Raman Kuppuswamy
Registered User
Joined: 08/12/2012
Posts: 102
Points: -50
Offline
145lber?

145lber?

sloekoazaoo
Registered User
Joined: 08/29/2012
Posts: 13
Points: -9
Offline
hit it and quit it

hit it and quit it

Kenny Domin
Registered User
Joined: 09/10/2012
Posts: 26
Points: -13
Offline
The team was also able to

The team was also able to bolster their frontcourt depth by securing veteran forward Luis Scola off of amnesty waivers from Houston and then sent center Robin Lopez to Orleans in a three-team deal which netted Phoenix a future first round pick and former lottery selection wing Wesley Johnson.

RSS: Syndicate content