share

Random Questions I may never get answers to

Chewy
Chewy's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/10/2010
Posts: 1310
Points: 3615
Offline
Random Questions I may never get answers to

Over the course of an 82 game season, how many hours does Boozer spend rubbing the ball after free throws?

How much force/velocity/ weight would be needed to push Lebron off his feet the way he does when he flops? (This applies to all floppers, Lebron just being one of the most physically gifted ones)

Have every NBA player take an IQ test (NOT bball IQ, just simply regular IQ) and rate the positions 1-5 from smartest to dumbest.

What is the total number of articles and news posts about Andrew Bynum NOT playing in an actual basketball game in the past year?

Why is there not a picture book out there detailing every tattoo in the NBA? I'd buy it.

What player would win in a horse/ trick shot competition?

What celebrity is most loved by NBA players? What celebrity is most hated?

Who is the hardest dunker in terms of force/velocity?


DipoTime
DipoTime's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 351
Points: 1145
Offline
What if the Pistons draft

What if the Pistons draft Mario Hezonja?
How unstoppable would the real life Mario and Luigi (Datome) be?
And what are the odds they could possibly add a Yoshi or a Bowser to the team?
I know a Blake Bowser but he needs to refine his 3pt shot to make it to the league. He looks like a YMCA lifer to me at this point.

GottaBeTheShoes
Registered User
Joined: 06/04/2011
Posts: 839
Points: 2489
Offline
"Have every NBA player take

"Have every NBA player take an IQ test (NOT bball IQ, just simply regular IQ) and rate the positions 1-5 from smartest to dumbest."

Center will be the dumbest, they have Dwight Howard.

BrentSuriaga01
BrentSuriaga01's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/24/2012
Posts: 276
Points: 339
Offline
you forgot

The great Javale McGee

GottaBeTheShoes
Registered User
Joined: 06/04/2011
Posts: 839
Points: 2489
Offline
Wow, Yeah I did. I knew

Wow, Yeah I did. I knew there was somebody else but he slipped my mind. Just more reason that Center would be the dumbest though.

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3318
Points: 3249
Offline
What about small forward? I

What about small forward? I hear Shane Battier is a real dunce...

The8thDeadlySin
The8thDeadlySin's picture
Registered User
Joined: 07/02/2008
Posts: 4384
Points: 5791
Offline
Some people don't understand

Some people don't understand sarcasm..

44ears81
44ears81's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/26/2013
Posts: 75
Points: -407
Offline
Response to chewey

1) 33 hours and 21 minutes
2) 278 lbs at 43 mpg
3)small forward, point guard, power forward, shooting guard, center
4) 256
5) the book is called Chris Anderson and it costs 1.5 million per year
6) jamaal Crawford
7) loved - jay z
Hated - carrot top
8) Omer Asik

esperanzafleet69
esperanzafleet69's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/19/2009
Posts: 1649
Points: 975
Offline
278 lbs at 43 MPG? didnt know

278 lbs at 43 MPG? didnt know it took 43 miles per gallon.

and im pretty sure drummond can throw it down a little harder than asik.

44ears81
44ears81's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/26/2013
Posts: 75
Points: -407
Offline
It has to be good mileage

It has to be good mileage

44ears81
44ears81's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/26/2013
Posts: 75
Points: -407
Offline
Response to dipo time

1) then he'll be on their team unless trades or cut
2) fairly stoppable
3) less than the odds of me ever having positive points on this website
4) Blake bowser also needs to work on his crossover

Grandmama
Grandmama's picture
Registered User
Joined: 09/20/2009
Posts: 2088
Points: 4214
Offline
Over the course of an 82 game

Over the course of an 82 game season, how many hours does Boozer spend rubbing the ball after free throws?
Haha, it's ridiculous how often he does that. Every time he's on the block for free throws he rubs that sh*t.

How much force/velocity/ weight would be needed to push Lebron off his feet the way he does when he flops? (This applies to all floppers, Lebron just being one of the most physically gifted ones)
Shaq running at full speed might do it. It's ridiculous how often Lebron flops.

Have every NBA player take an IQ test (NOT bball IQ, just simply regular IQ) and rate the positions 1-5 from smartest to dumbest.
PG/PF/SF/SG/C

What is the total number of articles and news posts about Andrew Bynum NOT playing in an actual basketball game in the past year?
40-50

Why is there not a picture book out there detailing every tattoo in the NBA? I'd buy it.
A little creepy.

What player would win in a horse/ trick shot competition?
I'd take Durant all day in a game of horse.

What celebrity is most loved by NBA players? What celebrity is most hated?
Loved, Beyonce. Hated, Bieber.

Who is the hardest dunker in terms of force/velocity?
Blake

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3318
Points: 3249
Offline
And let's not forget, "When

And let's not forget, "When will the Draft Contest Results be posted?"

Moon River
Moon River's picture
Registered User
Joined: 08/11/2010
Posts: 872
Points: 1386
Offline
Boozer

Love the thread and that Boozer thing has always bothered me. And, why do the refs allow it? They all throw him the ball and let him do his rub thing. I don't get it.

Windy City Assassin
Registered User
Joined: 03/11/2010
Posts: 6289
Points: 5546
Offline
What player would win in a

What player would win in a horse/ trick shot competition?

1. Monta Ellis
Runner up Kyle Singler

RSS: Syndicate content