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The Official Young Krefty aka Jon Kreft appreciation thread

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The Official Young Krefty aka Jon Kreft appreciation thread

To celebrate the release of the 2 mixtapes he wrote during his time in the pen(Under Solomon Alibis "More Length than Skillz" record company) I decided it was time that this giant lyricist got the attention/respect he deserves.

So feel free to post your favorite songs or lyrics from the two soon to be classics


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Krefty

Krefty ballin' like a baby

Krefty gettin' monies

Krefty gonna take it from you

Krefty don't say please

Krefty rap like J Phoenix

Krefty puking out rhymes

Krefty take it to the hole

Snows where the Sun don't shine

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NoMoney...

A for effort... but then again I'm an easy grader. How've you been doing?

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Thou

Thou cannot even FATHOM the intricacies of my ingenious wordplay and lyricism.

PurpleMonkey - I've been bien. Haven't seen you around in a while though. If you have a Facebook let me know. That way we can keep in touch.

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Nomoney..

Yes... I'm on facebook. Sounds like a plan. Search through my info page.

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Yo Ingles

A diss for our own NoMoney from Young Kreftys next mixtape

"The Blocks are hot"

Young Krefty didnt want to be in your blog

You're just jealous he got more hops than a frog

Try to drive him and you will get stopped like a DUI

Try to be a slasher and the blocks will fly

They call him Krefty the snowman (Chyea!)

it could because he has all that ice on his hand

or it could be because he has that white in his hand(Brrr!)

(and i aint talkin about his peachey tan)

With the ice no one is bolder

the dude is colder than a polar bears shoulder.

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Krefty

Krefty is a nobody.

Daniel Miller is the new harpoon. And this nation, this nation is just a helpless whale, causually galloping alongside his floaty ship-boat. Daniel "Ishmael" Miller! YES! HAHAHAHA!

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I think I need to get some sleep, but thanks for pulling this topic back up. The rap I wrote up there is just one of the many classic songs I've written in my career as a NBADraft.net poster. If you have the time, can you pull up Luke Babbitt's "I Got High (At the Combine)" or my Ron Artest freestyle? Thanks.

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Krefty dont play hes the

Krefty dont play hes the mutha freakin best

He will Say FSU minus the s

because he knows hes the greatest

Ask his local pd

he aint scared to traffic that white in his booty

It may have cost him a few years and a scholy to UAB

But he aint worried because now he is blockin for free

His white is as white as Frosty

he will have you thinkin he is breakin bad with Jesse (lets get it!)

He makes a living off of snow like he a snowboarder

Makes those deals while he is benched in the 4th quarter

Krefty the Snowman is who he be

he might get drafted if there wasnt jus 2 rounds but 3

Bring it to the middle and you will see

the immovable force that they call Krefty

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A sample from the first

A sample from the first single of of his latest album

Krefty dont let you take shots like you're his designated driver

He will figure out a way to stop you, he is like a zone d MacGyver

His d is pro level and his hustle couldnt get smarter

ladies dont even care if his jumper is uglier than Sean Carter

He runs Florida who the F*** is Lebron

And compared to him...d-wade is softer than Boshs Tampon

You think he is pale, wait until you see the stuff that he's moving

One hit will make you think Kareem Rush is singing...yeah, that sh*t is that soothing

he gets the crowd as hype as mikeyv at a Oregon convention

or almost as crunk as TLI at a American Idol 15 and under audition.

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You

You should recite a few of these Krefty raps on that podcast QHaynes and JNixon-Iggy9 are always talking about.

Might land a record deal.

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OK guys, Time to get real

NO ONE ON THIS SITE WHO TRIES TO WRITE A RAP IS GOOD AT IT. EVEN MCBASED.

Sacrilege, I know, but it's the truth.

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7-1 rapper lol thats wadup,

7-1 rapper lol thats wadup, do yo thang boi!

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I like

I like

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That’s important because with

That’s important because with Antawn Jamison (Lakers) and Anthony Parker (retirement) gone, the Cavs needed to find perimeter threats -- particularly once Waiters and Irving get in the lane, draw double-teams and kick it to spotted-up teammates.

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