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The official nbedraft.net rap thread

It looks the drones had taken over the site
I was sniffing paint like orangejuice jones
i saw rudeboy and i was like yo
ive got some crazy trades going like the scarecrow
CP3 for YI, Lee and pick 3
almost looks like ive been stung by a bee

I got all the hate for Derrick Favors going like quincey Hodges
But when sheltwon makes remarks like hes the next Dwight Howard all i can do is dodge it
I use as many gifs as mcdunkin
when i see the girls all i wanna do is f.uck em.
You gotta check your emails for nude pictures of marcusfizer
he looks almost as sexy as macgyver

Mr 7000's got all the best scouting analysis
sometimes it seems he types so fast he gets lots of callouses
Dynce is almost as stupid as Stephen a Smith
and when it comes to trade rumors he acts like its no myth
man am i glad this site has tli
even though when we ask what users hes banned all he does is lie

Ive got lot lots of skills like llperez
when people ask me how i get all the chicks im like just cuz
the girls love all the badboys like spenceishawesome
maybe its just because their so dumb
i got my points going like butlerbulldogs
sometimes i just wanna beat Justin Beiber with a log

i ask all the hot girls to the prom
they all say yes like blazermaNN.com
its no myth ive got a ten inch dick its real
i get almost as many chicks as gatorheels
sometimes a get a craving for honey
sometimes i get a craving for an entry in the popcorn story by butidonthavemoney

add your own lines.


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The8thdeadlysin Was left out

The8thdeadlysin
Was left out again...

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lock thread plz

lock thread plz

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LMAO....Thanks for the shoot out...

I actually make music Avenger....If you Have Face Book You can request me = I'll add you and you can check out some music...There's a song on there called " Wanna Be Tough Guys" It's an underground classic...Respond if you or the other guys on here wanna hear some Real..>>>Explicit Content...I'm a make a song for the DraftNet Heads...

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Yeah dude i hate rap music, i

Yeah dude i hate rap music, i just decided to spend 15 on a rap song and see how bad it turned out.

Im a fan of the punk/rock genre.

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I DO NOT USE THAT MANY

I DO NOT USE THAT MANY GIFS

but i like it the rap...thumbs up to you my man

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alright...yeah...yeah got

alright...yeah...yeah got this beat in my ears right now. Freeestyle typing this right here

west coast ballers nba or college

not an opinion when perez speaks

treat it like knowlede

an education for free

on nbadraft.net

ya'll can come and see me

professor of hoops skills and philosophy

biased if i want whether spittin ball or bars

flows so flawless

ya all being seeeing stars

zoom past you, over you

like kobe with 5 seconds left

Im the one that you should go to

come weak with it and you know i will own you

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(Perez drops the mic, grabs

(Perez drops the mic, grabs his crotch, runs around stage saying "Oh yea &$#%#&@!, you dont want none... YOU DONT WANT NONE!!!!" Little does he know that Eminem is right around the corner about to drop some heavy &$#%#&@!.)

Eminem

"Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

(Verse 1)
Yeah,
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's choking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

(Chorus)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

(Verse 2)
This soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homey grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

(Chorus)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

(Verse 3)
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this &$#%#&@! roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up, and spit out, and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepwritin' the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to five
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these &$#%#&@! food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only &$#%#&@! option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

(Chorus)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

(Outro)
You can do anything you set your mind to, man"

OH &$#%#&@!!!!!!!!! Thats game over man... You dont have to go home but you got to get the fu-ck out of here!

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Yo 8th

" Made up a couple trades with a page and pen/ Like LLperez Said I'm just a nerd in a Dim/ Lit Room, But the truth is a was up in the Gym/ My Man 8th set em straight Like I just &$#%#&@! Up the Rim/ Vince Carter Dunking/ Dam yo Avenger done started something/ Now I'm on the Draft Net Forum and my heart is pumping/ I heard they said I gotta put to bed all the garbage dumping/ Respond like You Cindarella Knicksboys32 Start the Pumpkin/ That mean you never out past 12/ You glanced at hell/ When you took a look at my pic, Shewlton pass the Shells/ One shot Kills, like a rock with the Navy Seals/ Tell HotShot I'm on his his block with a crazy Wheel/ I traded up for ya player, It was a crazy deal/ I was just on 950 Espn you all can hate me still/ I'm a just nigga with his eyes on the Bigger Picture/ I rock with Rude Boy, Me and him can grab a shot a liquor/ I'm a LA the end of Summer/ Brother in Law in Frisco/ We diplomats we won't get grabbed for shooting up the disco/....I gotta change diapers...I'll be back.....

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you say the girls like me cuz

you say the girls like me cuz theyre dumb
they like me better than u cuz ur d.icks smaller than ur thumb!

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now thats what im talking

now thats what im talking about scarcrow. Lets get some more people in on this.

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Bdoody time

This going to be horrible but here we go haha.

In the first rap i was leave out
my name was never spit out
I feel like bdoody42 was old news
or maybe was left out like the jews.

Im now retiring from rapping and autographs requested can be sent to following email- [email protected]

Thank you Thank you

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Hey! Scarecrow made more

Hey! Scarecrow made more trade topics this week
Than points scored this year by Jodie Meeks!
I'm Russian so don't judge me for my rap
Even if it's not worth the tiniest piece of your worst crap
Like the Revenger I'm more into punk
That's probably why my raps turned out to be junk
Has nobody really mentioned OJJ?
That's kinda wrong and kinda gay

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My flow so hot.. Outta this

My flow so hot.. Outta this world it raise Mars degrees
Ima shake this site up like Muhamad Ali and his disease

Fresher than Listerine... I'm past cold I'm blistering
And if you listening... By now people you are are amazed

Neva seen a user so cold, hop on this site and blaze
My flow nuts... How da f*ck u think I sit in glaze?

I say I'm shinin.. And I kno u c me hater
I'm iced up, like a trey n da refridgerator

I'm rollin w/ sum tricks like I am da sickest skater
I pump these bars... Cuz I kno I gots 2 get my weight up

Get n da way, get ate up... Get chewed on and spit out
Won't get out, get kicked out... Karate kid in his last drought

Now... If you ain't get that sh*t, then sit yo ass down...

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Fly like an eagle but noooo

Fly like an eagle but noooo I'm not Donovan
Boy you better go eat some soup witcha momma 'nem

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Tezo is good at LIFE.

Tezo is good at LIFE.

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ya

Holla back, uh, oh oh

After one year in college, I went straight to the pros
So when I throw a no-look pass, go straight to the goal
Don't move in slow, cause I'm hyping up the crowd
Cause when he shootin these free throws, I want everybody LIVE
I'm the greatest in the game cause we winning by thirty
And after the game, I'm gone take off my jersey
And throw it to the fans cause that's how I get down
It's EA Sports and Lil' Flip representin H-Town

I'm the greatest player to ever play the game
I should retire my jersey cause y'all know my name
You out of your brain, don't shoot cause you out of your range
Cause I'm like a mack truck when I'm driving a lane, uh

Uh, I love this game cause I can't get laid off
Plus we get respect if we make it to the playoffs
So watch me stop and pop, it's all in the wrist
Say Lil' Ron hold him, he taller than Chris
That's what you hear whenever I shoot a three partner
They double-team, I got shooters in each corner
So look out
Before you get took out
Your coach mad cause you let me hit a hook shot
I got a triple-double
It's one quarter left
They got home court advantage, don't disrespect the ref
Before you get a tech
We playing for respect
We about to see who the best out of the east and west

You better step your game up cause I want another ring
You keep playing like you played - they gone trade you to another team
And when the buzzer go off, that mean we the champ
This year we ain't even got to go to camp
Holla back

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alright, the bar is getting

alright, the bar is getting raised around here. Im busy watching my lakers right now, but ill be bumpin this later this week

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Aight... I'm comin back in... OK!

I beat this damn site up like Rocky... Cocky, can't stop me
Sum users try 2 knock me... Down...

BUT I get up where I fall

They can't f**k w/ me at ALL..
I kno ball, put my knowledge against them all

Ima beast muthaf**ka, on the sheet muf**ka, on the beat muf**ka
Ima conceited muthaf**ka...

Defeat this muf**ka... Some users tryna stop me
Hodges thought he got me... But he could NOT stop me

Kinko's can't copy... They won't beef, I make it SLOPPY
These other users DON'T WANT ME TO GET SICK

Tell yo b*tch send a picture, Deion Sanders, a quick pic...
I say Idk if I should really hit this... MS. QUICK

I'm in this muf**ka baking dough like Bisquick
U don't wanna debate w/ me, then boy shut yo thin lips

I put these sharpe words all up in yo thin chest
And I'm da best boy and I ain't even peaked yet

I fly away, if I get dressed up, can fly to Mars
Irish Spring flow boy, yea I got da freshest bars

I got this site on lock... People I'm ya jail cell
Now, that I've ripped this sh*t, I'm gone like... Fare-WELL

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Trey duece to ur chest like

Trey duece to ur chest like shaquille oneal
like paul pierce im the truth so what i speak is real
not player of the week im the mvp
d leagues gwon hate cuz em cant b me
advertisements endorsements max cotracts
im on hd television so tune ur contrast
mj lbj either way its 23
face of the nike franchise gotta be me
step back behind the line cuz its gotta b 3
contact on the drive cuz its gotta be 3
hard fouls all day focus and strong d
never scared of a flagrant or getting a t
what im tryin gto be is the greatest of all time
10 championship rings so my fingers can shine
fill my shelves up with acheivements records and rewards
provide for my ppl while entertaining u and urs

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Its not about basketball but its better thanur shiit

call me steve smith the way i juke and pop
like peyton manning i decide who takes the shots
hit harder than ray lewis leavin u limpin
32 to ur chest like oj simpson
or a nine to ur chest like drew brees
like randy moss u can catch bullets with ease
call me vick real shiiit the bins been my life
ben roethlisburger bitach the way i fauck ur wife
shoes white shirt white
braids tight game tight
hit range ill fight
get it poppin day or night
realize these eyes
spread truth from lies
strong present weak hide
shout it out eastside
mommi know im bout that
daddy know im bout that
my whole mutherfuakin family know im bout that
snitch niggwas pc
real niggwas lock down
pin pong racket in my hand niggwa get crowned
talk shwit ur gettin shankeed later
and snuffed now
kick u in the head like a foot ball
touchdown

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no lie thats dirty i said ben

no lie thats dirty i said ben roethlisburger the way i &$#%#&@! ur wife...thats just dirty

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Its been 3 weeks since i got

Its been 3 weeks since i got laidoff
Its not my fault the owner was getting bad advice from The Revenger & Bernie Madoff
Woke up this morning and my rent is due
I have to come up wit $652
Call 1 place in Indiana Butler Bulldog said was hiring
But hell naw i aint workin wit no electric wiring
Called my old boss at Mickey D's
He said U know dam well u was fired for giving yo friends MikeNike free quarter pounders wit cheese
I'll get the money from momma
she never let me down
She said boy i'd let u have it but when its time to pay my back u say Butidonthaveanymoney & be actin a clown
Called my old lady to see if she has any stamps to sell
Her lil boy answered said she's in the bed wit Orange Juice Jones but told him not to tell
Hung up the phone MAD as Hell
Walkin thru the house cussin i better sit down a spell
Turned on the tv to watch Good Times
While i roll up these nickels,pennies & dimes
Begging,Hustlin,Scratching surviving doin all they could
MarcusFizer said he found out James was hitting the neighbor Willona Wood
Yeah Flo James been out wit them women givin his money away
Then coming home wit his corduroy pants torn everyday
slamming doors ,throwing chairs tryin to come up wit an excuse to say
Cant get a job in this economy and i need money quick
so i better start rappin or trappin
Or the landlord is goin to throw me out on my D**k
oh dear lord whats a brotha to do?
Decided to grab my gun and find someone to Jack
As i was goin out the door i hear someone scream
''oh mr. landlord yeah daddy'' hit it from the back''!!!
Peeped into the landlord's door becuz it was partly crack
Who is that grey hair lady i was trying to see
dam thats Betty White she turn and looked at me
she said hi Rudeboy i'm doin commercials, movies ,hosting Saturday Night Live I'M HOT!!!!
Right now i'm doin a good deed get to Heaven by screwing this ugly landlord for the money u aint GOT!!!

Rapping
But if this Economy dont change i'm gonna start trapping

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